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I'm a narc
« on: November 04, 2009, 07:05:34 PM »

was eating some delicious Taco Hell in said eatery's parking lot.  Some wigger punk pulled in too fastin his Tiburon and scraped up an employee's car.  He then proceeded to re-park on the other side of the lot.  The employee just happened to walk out 30 seconds later so I told her about it while he watched nervously from a safe distance.  While I was talking to her, he re-parked AGAIN..WTF?  Anywho he figured he was fucked so he approached the scene and I let them figure it out.

BOOYOW MOTHERFUCKER!
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 07:22:20 PM »

Solid work. You should have spat in his face.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 07:24:28 PM »

What you get at taco bell?
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 07:32:55 PM »

What you get at taco bell?

Free food i hope
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

What you get at taco bell?

diarrhea, 2 taco supremes, nachos, pepsi.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 07:54:28 PM »

was eating some delicious Taco Hell in said eatery's parking lot.  Some wigger punk pulled in too fastin his Tiburon and scraped up an employee's car.  He then proceeded to re-park on the other side of the lot.  The employee just happened to walk out 30 seconds later so I told her about it while he watched nervously from a safe distance.  While I was talking to her, he re-parked AGAIN..WTF?  Anywho he figured he was fucked so he approached the scene and I let them figure it out.

BOOYOW MOTHERFUCKER!


Meh.  I would have done the same thing, ya dont fuck with people's cars.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2009, 08:01:56 PM »

Did you get her number too? If so, vid or fail.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 08:11:14 PM »

i want taco bell
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 08:22:08 PM »

Thanks dickhead!  I was working on my drifting.

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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 09:59:10 PM »

Did you get her number too? If so, vid or fail.

not getting vid of a South Carolina Taco Bell worker = fail?  You've never been here have you...
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 10:01:20 PM »

the cheesy double beef burrito isn't bad.
it's far from good, but it's edible

is it still 89 or 99 cents by you?  They took it off the cheap menu and re-named it by me i think. The one by me shuffles things around and changes their names and prices....you really have to be up on your game.
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 10:18:48 PM »

wtf is in it then, beef and cheese?

I recently fell in love with the 1/2 lb beef and potato burrito when it was like 1.59...then they renamed it and bumped the price up i think.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2009, 10:25:08 PM »

wtf is in it then, beef and cheese?

I recently fell in love with the 1/2 lb beef and potato burrito when it was like 1.59...then they renamed it and bumped the price up i think.
One of those + a challupa = yum
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2009, 10:51:07 PM »

My favorites are:

Double beef burrito, with steak instead of beef.

Bean burrito, no onions, extra cheese and red sauce.

Steak grilled stuffed, with guacamole.


  They had a new burrito with bacon that was good, but it was on the menu and gone in about a week.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 06:00:29 AM »

am i the only one that thinks taco hell sucks?
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 06:38:33 AM »

am i the only one that thinks taco hell sucks?

yes.

Three DDT's with 6 fire and 3 hot sauce packets.

DDT = Double Decker Taco, a hard taco dropped into a bean burrito.

They used to be 1.09, now 1.59........used to be three DDT's and a 40 of beast ice = $5 meal......
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 08:38:43 AM »

How did this thread go from the reporting of vehicular property damage to "how awesome" Toxic Hell/Taco Bell is. This derailment of a thread thread is a litmus test for the average RHMT member intellect/attention span.

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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 09:13:33 AM »

At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"

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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 09:17:56 AM »

you wanna choke mother fuckers like that. no integrity mother fucker
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 09:27:28 AM »

Ok so does anyone else loose their shit when they hear the radio commertial for the Black Taco come on.

Am i the only dude whos thinking black pussy everytime he says it?   O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 09:32:53 AM »

Ok so does anyone else loose their shit when they hear the radio commertial for the Black Taco come on.



no but I do lose my shit 30 minute after eating there.
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2009, 09:42:32 AM »

I like tacobell but there's no meat so it kinda kills it. I find myself craving a tbone an hour after munching down a couple of softshells.
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« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2009, 10:16:50 AM »

I have 0 food in my house.  Hungry as hell so me and the wife went to taco bell.  9:30 rolls around, absofuckingloutely no food in the house so we end up eating spaghetti with butter and parmesan on it...that's pretty fucking sad.
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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2009, 10:44:04 AM »

Wife isn't doing her job...

lol she works like 2x the hours I do.
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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2009, 11:42:33 AM »

if that was me I would be like bitch you get your ass in the kitchen, and make me some pie
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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2009, 12:05:44 PM »

At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"

No you parade you proper grammar and accurate spelling around it to illude newbs into thinking you are "The Grand Wizard of the internet".

BTW, it would be "The Tough"

"The Davis" has been corrected.
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2009, 12:11:06 PM »

At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"

No you parade you proper grammar and accurate spelling around it to illude newbs into thinking you are "The Grand Wizard of the internet".

BTW, it would be "The Tough"

"The Davis" has been corrected.

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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2009, 12:12:43 PM »


*alude

illude is a word, you dolt. allude's (with two l's, ignoramus) definition doesn't even work in his sentence. i weep for our future.
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Re: I'm a narc
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2009, 12:19:20 PM »

Awesome, I derailed a pre-derailed thread and turned into a spelling bee. lol


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a.    to mock or ridicule.
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2009, 02:03:15 PM »

As long as nobody wants to Prelude we can all agree to disagree in harmony.


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