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Author Topic: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...  (Read 6627 times)

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Lasagne:

I package Lasagne Noodles (I didnt want to make this an all day ordeal and have to make them)
1.5 LB lean ground beef
2 Bottles Newmans own Marinara suace ( I was lazy, and the shits the Bizzom)
1 Orange Bell pepper
1 Red onion
2 mushrooms
ALOT of REAL motherfucking garlic
2 LB of Mozzerella cheese  (Ya I said it)
2 LB of Jack cheese (WHAAT!!!!?)
8 oz Ramano cheese
8 OZ Parmesean cheeseses
Salt
Pepper
A lightly buttered casarole dish
An Oven
Some pots

Cheezy Beezy Bread:


1 Loaf fresh ass french bread
1 whole cube melted butter in a dish
ALOT OF REAL MOTHERFUCKING GARLIC
a little bit of Garlic powda'
Grated Mozzerella cheese
Grated Jack cheese
Grated Parmesean cheese



Tyrant salad:


Romaine Lettuce
Grated Parmesean
Newmans Own Ceasr dressing
Butter garlic croutons (cause there the fucking BOMB NIGGA)





LAPPYS about to die on the battery.... Pics uploaded will make this thread worthy in a little bit  Snoochie boochies


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Re: Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 11:59:35 AM »

Prep:

Get the beef brownin in a big ass pan (OR WOK---CDM style)... Get some GARLIC chopped and prepped... I had already cut the cheeseeses and had it layed out


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Melt a cube of butter in the N/AMikerowave and butter the bread down real good... UGHGHHHHH (Hold onto the dish as youll use the remaining butter to coat the casarole dish....



Hit it with some minced garlic


Then ALOT of the REAL Garlic you choppy chopped up



Grate the rest of the Jack and MOZZY aqnd apply liberally (Like JH Christ on a butsex and lube spree)



Hit it with the Romano and Parmesean





After the prepping cheese for the Nogsagne and Cheezy Beezy you should have this much left... 



Grate it up and put it in the meat and add sauce, the chopped Orange pepper and chopped onions sauce... Fold together




Beezy in the oven at 375

In:






Out






Tyrant salad


Romaine Butter croutons ceasar dressing and Parm...






Let suace simmer for an hour or so and get the noodles done... I leave them a tad al dente as theyll cook out in the oven when you bake the shizz





Sauce is done (CHEEZZZZZZEEE son).




Lay down noodles how ya like  and coat liberally with suace and both cheeses( The romano and parmesean are in the sauce already)

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Top of the pops son




Into the cooker  (425 degrees for about 20 minutes





COMING TOGETHER



Fruits of labor... and gluttony:




This should get yu the blowjob of your life from your old lady



MANJA BITCHES



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I used the Precious brand... It melts perfectly... If you dont feel like making noodles Ronzini are the bomb... And you can cheat with Newmans own marinara for a good base sauce to save ALOT of time.  2.5 hours for all of it start to finish  (I cleanup as I go and dont have any dirty dishes at the end)... After grazing and eating, you dont want to have to fuck with doing a bunch of dishes O0
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+1 but eating that all the time would probably be worth it.
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There are more cheese than anything else. Why didnt you just eat the cheese if you don't like lasagna?
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like the pron, food looks good, but wtf is a salad?
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There are more cheese than anything else. Why didnt you just eat the cheese if you don't like lasagna?
Yeah, everything looks good but damn that's about 4x more cheese then I'd put. Damn I haven't had lasagna in years.
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Shiiit... MOtherfuckng shit is the BOOOOOOOMB son

you've got sauce all over your chin and shirt, don't you.
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That shit in your sig is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen... You look much thinner in Latex John.... :-*


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Ya I dindt havetime to make the sauce.....  Like I said, the sauce is the bomb for coming outof a jar.

Yes the Ronzoni noodlez are good as well


SHit was fucking delicious... Me the girl and roomates killed that fucker with lefdtovers this morning.
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that shit is looking GOOOOOOOOD omg
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so you were the one who bought the loads of cum when hotrex had them in the forsale section  :-\
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Nah that was your poor tired mother... How the fuck do you think your twink ass got here??? What???   That nasty slut couldnt find a three legged dog to fuck her stale cunt let alone some poor unknowing male upright walking motherfucker.

Im sure other than cock youve never ate much that wasnt conCOCted with milk two eggs some water and a box....
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Good work, looks tasty, i'll do another write up one of these days.
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Nah that was your poor tired mother... How the fuck do you think your twink ass got here??? What???   That nasty slut couldnt find a three legged dog to fuck her stale cunt let alone some poor unknowing male upright walking motherfucker.

Im sure other than cock youve never ate much that wasnt conCOCted with milk two eggs some water and a box....

oh how cute i angered the fat kid who cant drive  :'(
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Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now
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Im assuming your a fan of cheese
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Cheese is yourfriend... Trust me if you had some, youd be happy.,.. and not shit for a week....
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It looks bomb but damn that seems like too much damn cheese.
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No such thing as too much cheese in Lasagna.

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conCOCted

I found this to be very childish... but funny.
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Cheese, butter, starch, and mayonnaisse salad.  Fuck that.

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Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now



i know your not a kid your a 41 year old balding douch bag who went through $20,000 and 4 trannies to run 11's lol



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