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rHMT retard bike
« on: March 15, 2009, 12:15:50 AM »

one day we went on a dumpster dive a thon and brought home a pile of shit bikes, and one piece of some kind of sitting bench press whatever

heres what i was workin with



couple hours of beer later i had this sweet piece of shit



i later sold it to some wierd guy on craigslist for like $20  just to get it out of the garage
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 12:19:53 AM »

this thread needs some ripper vids.
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 12:26:17 AM »

this thread needs some ripper vids.

+1

How the fuck could you get rid of it without getting a ripper vid down the street in the middle of the night half drunk? ???
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 12:28:01 AM »

i bet you that thing rode like shit....
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 02:22:36 AM »

You'd look like a drunk just driving the thing - steering looks crazy.

Is that a caffene drink, or a big Guinness can??
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 05:21:44 PM »

its a tall can of shlitz malt liqour  nigga   energy drinks are for pussys

and it rode pretty good actually, and being seated gives you alot more leverage to push on the pedals, your could pedal right up a grass hill going 1mph from a stop

i might have a video of it in action ill look around.  and the thing took crashs and flips like a champ too.  only problems it had was the front chain would come off once and a while i never got around to fixing that.

id say it went at least 20mph O0
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 09:58:21 PM »

I actually lol'd when I saw that thing
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 01:48:15 AM »

was the guy a retard?
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Re: rHMT retard bike
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 02:36:48 AM »

ya, they copied me.   you can tell there was no alchol involved in the design of that thing, its missing all the cool shit

like little girl bike front tire

malt-liq holder

zip-tie mounted shifter that works like shit

front air brake

i did try to copy there tube-guided chain system,  but it sucked cause there stupid
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