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Nooooob...Porn thread?....****NSFW****
« on: November 14, 2009, 03:29:09 PM »

Hi





kitty says hi....










   





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Re: Nooooob...Porn thread?....****NSFW****
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 04:06:13 PM »

Good show  :D
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 04:12:04 PM »

number 2 would get fucked and lick my balls at the same time
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 04:50:59 PM »

i approve.


No nonsense about who you are or your fucking name
decent porn

well played



you only forgot your mode of transportation.


but who cares anyway?
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 05:02:28 PM »

i approve.


No nonsense about who you are or your fucking name
decent porn

well played



you only forgot your mode of transportation.


but who cares anyway?

he's from nwsr, has a pretty quick teg.
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Re: Nooooob...Porn thread?....****NSFW****
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »

turkey dinner pics sir
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 05:39:31 PM »

he's from nwsr, has a pretty quick teg.

pics of said teg?
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 05:40:32 PM »

it's barney purple with a hacked front bumper and an unnecessarily large intercooler
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 05:43:41 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ link=topic= unnecessarily large intercooler
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 05:45:31 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 06:31:50 PM »

thats it!!!! ;D
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2009, 06:55:58 PM »

my beater:





Stock GSR 174XXX miles, ITR cams + valve springs, 57trim@16psi, E85:



11.31@126.61  full weight  2610lbs.. its also been 12.2@124 on street tires..

Stock Turbo Integra GSR 11.3 Pass
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2009, 07:46:59 PM »

Easily one of the best intro's ever. AND he's from the NW.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2009, 09:52:30 PM »

HI Miles....   Glad you got the intro right... The second time... LOL....
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You  O0 you, wait or is it  :mexi:... Eithr way, Hello and FUCK YOUR MAMA!!!


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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 12:26:27 AM »

Noob of the month. Welcome.  8)
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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 04:11:42 AM »

well played
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 05:12:46 AM »

HI Miles....   Glad you got the intro right... The second time... LOL....
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You  O0 you, wait or is it  :mexi:... Eithr way, Hello and FUCK YOUR MAMA!!!


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whats up spike? hows the slut doing?    Im glad i got the intro right the 2nd time :P
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Re: Nooooob...Porn thread?....****NSFW****
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2009, 06:23:36 AM »

meh another NW shwag singer.........  ;D Nice car, times, intro, run and all that jazz.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  WELCOME FAGGOT
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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2009, 03:40:10 PM »

thanks...


the teg is down right now tho.. been down for months :(
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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2009, 04:02:43 PM »

Whats up with it?    Welcome BTW.......
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« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2009, 06:39:33 PM »

number 2 would get fucked and lick my balls at the same time


Thats 2 girls, nigger
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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 08:24:38 PM »

Whats up with it?    Welcome BTW.......


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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 09:29:02 PM »

number 2 would get fucked and lick my balls at the same time


Thats 2 girls, nigger

Either that or that bitch has one fucked up neck.

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« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2009, 03:12:02 AM »

Whats up with it?    Welcome BTW.......

   Well it all started after i let a girl drive my car...(puts flame sute on)... basically i let a girl race my car.. she pulled a 3>2 shift...bent all the exhaust valves.. so i bought a head from my friend, start the OG 173k mile motor up and it has a rod knock.. so i took it out... bught a gsr from my friend, had Pr3 pistons in it..he said that it smoked but he didnt know if it was the head or the block.. so i start it up and yeah  its the block.. #1-#3 fouled out the plugs every week from oil...car ended up going 12.2@124 on street tires with that motor... Then one hot day it decided to give way.. Cracked #3 sleeve pretty bad... 
   So i said fuck it  no more pussy stock motors.. took my time a built my OG motor (crank was still good!) bought some eagle rods and 10:1 JE's, new bearings bla bla bla...put it together took it to the dyno with 66 miles on it.. BOOM...i thought my first cracked sleeve was bad.. no.. this one was alot worse.. it took out the head and the block is gone  cant even sleeve it..and the brand new pistons are all shot gone  cant use em.... we are still kind of unsure wtf went wrong.. oddly enough it is the same #3 cyl... people say the tuner didnt know bla bla bla.. well my stock motor went for 35k miles @400+whp beat the shit out of it every day without any issues EVER... it wasent the injectors because i changed to RC1000's after the 2nd motor took a shit... So now im taking my sweet ass time over the winter and going for 135mph traps 520-550whp next year..

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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2009, 03:14:36 AM »

Pics of said Girl who drove the car...



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« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2009, 03:15:23 AM »

i knew i had seen that car before.  Ran into it on youtube.  Nice car
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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2009, 03:17:39 AM »

i knew i had seen that car before.  Ran into it on youtube.  Nice car

Thank you..yeah theres a few corvette owners out there that hate on some of those youtube vids :P
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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2009, 03:25:06 AM »

SC z06.  NO WAY. 
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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2009, 03:28:08 AM »

and after the bitch blew it up your stupid nigger ass didnt even get any from her. I would have made sure she at least sucked me off. Oh yea welcome to RHMT myley
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« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2009, 03:31:15 AM »

SC z06.  NO WAY. 

No.. haha they look like the same car.. theres an SC C6 (597whp)  and a regular C6 ZO6...


Zo6

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SC C6

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