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[SLPBird]

What’s up, I’m Ryan. A friend told me about this site. I am from Montana but residing in Washington. I own a 2000 Pontiac with LT Hooker headers, ORY, Borla exhaust, and an electric cutout. I don’t know much about making horsepower but I am pretty decent at welding. I plan on ripping my LS1 out and building it for a dual turbo setup-funds pending.
Your sisters: 




 
…….and less importantly: The car.

[hatchboy]

Well played, Sir.

HERE COMES THE SAVEEEEEE

















Now post pictures of your sister or GTFO!

[SLPBird]

[sfa22r]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

[hatchboy]

This begs for MS Paint goodness.
Ballsy Move.

[bigdaddyvtec]

Picture saved for black cock insertation and gang rape goodness when I get bored. 

[sfa22r]

[fysh]

NSFW why?

[SLPBird]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

[Joseph Davis]

I have that exact same hoodie.

[sfa22r]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

[bigdaddyvtec]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

HHH>AIDS>warts

[SLPBird]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

I would imagine you would have to do that with any vagina?

[bigdaddyvtec]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

Maybe yhou should try having someone else with some mancock fuck her for you instead of using that little twiggy boystick you call a dick fagmo... Youd have better luck not having herf laughj at you if you used your fist.


However IM thinking you probably have girlish dwarve hands too.,..



 

[hatchboy]

Good intro post, im happy.
 

[sfa22r]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

I would imagine you would have to do that with any vagina?

Nah, just ones that look like this...



after I get done with them

[SLPBird]

Thanks hatchboy on the recommendation, however late it may be. I will pass further pics through you for screening and ms painting... nice job on the black cock btw sfa22r... this should have been an obvious one though.

[hatchboy]

FUCKING FUCK

[potatodude]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

I would imagine you would have to do that with any vagina?

Nah, just ones that look like this...



after I get done with them

Im not one to turn down a vagina, however i think i would make an exception in this case.  

[SLPBird]

Whoa.... I bet she was pretty good?  How did you get pics of Hatchboy's wife?

[hatchboy]

As a noob, I would fuck your sister in her squish mitten.

Well her squish mitten could probably appreciate some fucking however quick and pathetic it may be.  She could go without the warts, though. 

I would ravage her vagina until it became so loose that I had to put 143 condoms on my dick just to be able to have some semblance of it being tight.

I would imagine you would have to do that with any vagina?

Nah, just ones that look like this...



after I get done with them

Im not one to turn down a vagina, however i think i would make an exception in this case.  

[SLPBird]

I just want to crawl up in that shit and make it my home.  I bet it's warm.

[hatchboy]

Well played, Sir.

HERE COMES THE SAVEEEEEE

















Now post pictures of your sister or GTFO!

[sfa22r]

I just want to crawl up in that shit and make it my home.  I bet it's warm.

It has a bit of a draft

[SLPBird]

Well played, Sir.

HERE COMES THE SAVEEEEEE

















Now post pictures of your sister or GTFO!

What's better than a shaved vagina?  Pre-puberty vagina....

[Urban Indian]

i see no pics....... 

[hatchboy]

i see no pics....... 

refresh? they work for me

[QikEnuF]

i see no pics....... 

refresh? they work for me

That is because you are a homosexual, sir.

[Joseph Davis]

i see no pics....... 

refresh? they work for me

That is because you are a homosexual, sir.

And you are banned.

[QikEnuF]

i see no pics....... 

refresh? they work for me

That is because you are a homosexual, sir.

And you are banned.

And you are bald.