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i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« on: December 06, 2009, 04:05:35 AM »
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 04:11:28 AM »
Ok that was pretty damn slick  :o
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 04:22:10 AM »
Its worth a shot whats the wors tthat could happen
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2009, 04:27:04 AM »
Kain, you're a midget greek fag fucker. Dare me to slap teh ballz off yo chin, nigglet.
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 06, 2009, 04:27:04 AM
Kain, you're a midget greek fag fucker. Dare me to slap teh ballz off yo chin, nigglet.

you sir, are weird.

Quote from: fork on December 06, 2009, 04:22:10 AM
Its worth a shot whats the wors tthat could happen

i dont know, perhaps the screwdriver getting embedded in some part of your body.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 04:31:14 AM »
looks like a good way for a screw driver to get launched into your eye socket
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2009, 05:09:21 AM »
sick as fuck
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 05:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM


you sir, are weird.



WHAT BITCH?... wHAT HOE?  :(   I'm not your fucken sir, and I'll rip the lamb meat from your giro eatin, 3 ft tall stretched asshole, queer quaker.
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 06, 2009, 04:27:04 AM
Kain, you're a midget greek fag fucker. Dare me to slap teh ballz off yo chin, nigglet.

you sir, are weird.


hahahah
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 11:22:24 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 06, 2009, 05:25:58 AM
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM


you sir, are weird.



WHAT BITCH?... wHAT HOE?  :(   I'm not your fucken sir, and I'll rip the lamb meat from your giro eatin, 3 ft tall stretched asshole, queer quaker.

This public service announcement was brought to you by Bacardi and Diet.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 11:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 06, 2009, 05:25:58 AM
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM


you sir, are weird.



WHAT BITCH?... wHAT HOE?  :(   I'm not your fucken sir, and I'll rip the lamb meat from your giro eatin, 3 ft tall stretched asshole, queer quaker.

sir, ill have you know that a gyro does not consist of lamb.

also, you are not my friend any more. meanie.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 11:35:38 AM »
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 11:30:00 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 06, 2009, 05:25:58 AM
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 04:30:06 AM


you sir, are weird.



WHAT BITCH?... wHAT HOE?  :(   I'm not your fucken sir, and I'll rip the lamb meat from your giro eatin, 3 ft tall stretched asshole, queer quaker.

sir, ill have you know that a gyro does not consist of lamb.

also, you are not my friend any more. meanie.


Gyro: a Greek sandwich; sliced roast lamb with onion and tomato stuffed into pita bread
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 11:52:45 AM »
Quote from: danwjmu on December 06, 2009, 11:37:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros#Greece_and_Southern_Cyprus

Pork, sometimes Lamb.  What Stevemode said was perfectly valid.
always pork with lamb added sometimes
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 12:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 06, 2009, 11:22:24 AM


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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2009, 12:54:19 PM »
I'd like to see him try it on something other than an aircooled beetle. A d16 for instance... :-X
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 01:00:27 PM »
LOL whats the belt tension. zero....  :?: listen to that thing when you rev it up.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2009, 01:25:26 PM »
I change belts kinda like that at work (less manly though), flat rate bitches.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2009, 02:06:37 PM »
depending on which region you are from.

90% of the time, lamb will never be served. a gyro is traditionally pork, and chicken.

i know this from personal experience.

hell... even chicken is rare to find.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2009, 02:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 02:06:37 PM

hell... even pussy is rare for me to find (like unicorn rare).

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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 06:32:30 PM »
Quote from: highroller54 on December 06, 2009, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 02:06:37 PM

hell... even pussy is rare for me to find (like unicorn rare).

KO

whats weird, is that i didnt say this, but it is soo true.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2009, 06:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 06:32:30 PM
Quote from: highroller54 on December 06, 2009, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Kain on December 06, 2009, 02:06:37 PM

hell... even pussy is rare for me to find (like unicorn rare).

KO

whats weird, is that i didnt say this, but it is soo true.

reverse psychology FTL
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2009, 06:35:43 PM »
I can't say I am impressed, that belt is loose as hell.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2009, 06:50:24 PM »
Highroller, unicorn is some mad rare shit. I agree.
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2009, 09:48:19 PM »
Quote from: Passenger on December 06, 2009, 06:35:43 PM
I can't say I am impressed, that belt is loose as hell.

Then make a video of you doing it with a tight belt.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2009, 01:51:18 AM »
id be more worried that it was gonna catch on fire and burn me to death....
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2009, 02:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 06, 2009, 09:48:19 PM
Quote from: Passenger on December 06, 2009, 06:35:43 PM
I can't say I am impressed, that belt is loose as hell.

Then make a video of you doing it with a tight belt.

You would likely just bend the pulley doing it with a tight belt on one of those beaters. Bring me an aircooled dub and I'll give it a whirl.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2009, 04:17:42 AM »
Nonsense, you live in German automobile Heaven, you provide your own kubelwagen.
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2009, 01:56:22 PM »
Quote from: 90turboteg on December 07, 2009, 01:51:18 AM
id be more worried that it was gonna catch on fire and burn me to death....
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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
Quote from: fork on December 06, 2009, 04:22:10 AM
Its worth a shot whats the wors tthat could happen

I think that phrase has been spoken a lot in history. The Alamo, Invasion of Polland WW2, the Battle of Waterloo...


Still, 6 seconds is crazy. Just curious how much belt squeeling there is w/o tensioning it.




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Re: i fucken dare someone to try this shit...
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2009, 03:11:46 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 07, 2009, 04:17:42 AM
Nonsense, you live in German automobile Heaven, you provide your own kubelwagen.

Nein, we don't have any of the sheizewagons around here.
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