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[Stealthmode]

Today I received my 7 yr olds report card. Clearly not a saint or the devil, the issues were a given (in my mind).

Here's the fucked part. This is a copy of a letter sent with the report card.


"Dear Mom and/or Dad,
Today you will be seeing my report card. This report card will be my teacher's attempt to describe my actions and accomplishments at school during the past weeks. As you read the card, please remember that my teacher is describing someone near and dear to you, so please don't get "uptight" if you see a blemish. I hope you will accept me as I am.
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Remember that all children do not learn to walk and talk at the same rate. Please do not compare me to my brothers, sisters or friends, because I am unique to this world. Be realistic in setting my goals. I need to be challenged, but not to be pushed beyond my ability. I need to taste success and I need time to "smell the flowers" while I am still a child.

Please understand that my report card is a picture of me at school. It is a whole different world from the one at home. Can you imagine having 23 children my age at the dinner table, or 200 children in your backyard playing? Don't be surprised to find that I respond in a different manner at school.

My teacher knows me as I am at school. You know me as I am at home. The "real me" may be somewhere in between. When these two images are blended with sufficient understanding, acceptance and love, I hope you will see a unique individual who can make you proud and bring you much happiness.

Love,
Your child





What the fuck is the world coming to?

[keelay]

That sounds like some SoCal, tofu eating hippie shit right there. I got my ass beat when I fucked up in school, and didn't play whatever sport to my ability, and will do the same to my kids.

[jagojon3]

Fuck that shit

Let him bring your gun to school

[Jorsher]

Fortunately I got good grades without much effort, or my parents would have beat my ass.

I was a good child and provided them with many opportunities to set me straight, though.

[Joseph Davis]

My kid had her science teacher send home all the status reports (halfway through the six week term) in spanish.  Instead of signing it, I requested a copy in english as I do not speak spanish.  They think they can ignore me but I'm not putting up with that shit, if they want to send me official school communications in a foreign fucking language they are going to have to provide me instruction in that language, and pay me for my time spent to learn it.

[bigdaddyvtec]

You ought to give him the greenlight to pass it on with a quick ministealth kick to said teachers nutz.

[keelay]

My kid had her science teacher send home all the status reports (halfway through the six week term) in spanish.  Instead of signing it, I requested a copy in english as I do not speak spanish.  They think they can ignore me but I'm not putting up with that shit, if they want to send me official school communications in a foreign fucking language they are going to have to provide me instruction in that language, and pay me for my time spent to learn it.

Should have sent a response back in binary or some shit

[Joseph Davis]

My kid had her science teacher send home all the status reports (halfway through the six week term) in spanish.  Instead of signing it, I requested a copy in english as I do not speak spanish.  They think they can ignore me but I'm not putting up with that shit, if they want to send me official school communications in a foreign fucking language they are going to have to provide me instruction in that language, and pay me for my time spent to learn it.

Should have sent a response back in binary or some shit

Having been trained in binary, that would be acceptable.

[Stealthmode]

  I initially put baby bin-laden and his teacher up for waterboarding (IT'S NOT TORTURE, IT'S NOT TORTURE)  , but I think the Principle is on the chopping block now.

  After having several bacardi/diet cokes, I sat down with bin-laden and explained that my job is to make him hate me until he's street smart Harvard material. (Hey, I've learned to set unrealistic goals and accept the outcome)

[RotaryGeek]

That sounds like some SoCal, tofu eating hippie shit right there. I got my ass beat when I fucked up in school, and didn't play whatever sport to my ability, and will do the same to my kids.

+1.... I got my ass beat for anything failing when i was in school. And when i was too old to get my ass kicked, i was grounded till i was fixed. And when my kid gets into school, im going to fix him by whooping his ass too. Just gotta watch out for those faggot ass parents who thing putting a whooping on your kid is wrong and will call the cops on you.

[HiProfile]

My kid had her science teacher send home all the status reports (halfway through the six week term) in spanish.  Instead of signing it, I requested a copy in english as I do not speak spanish.  They think they can ignore me but I'm not putting up with that shit, if they want to send me official school communications in a foreign fucking language they are going to have to provide me instruction in that language, and pay me for my time spent to learn it.

Should have sent a response back in binary or some shit

Having been trained in binary, that would be acceptable.

Hexadecimal would have been faster to print. It doesn't sound like the teacher's problem. Let me point out your first three words, "My kid had"... That's when the belt starts the talkin in my world.


Speaking of pussy parents, has anyone seen that newer MTV show "Most Strict Parents"? It's the only thing good on that shit station, and it's actually decent watching these clueless "rebels" get a taste of disapline. I just wish they'd send the next pair to a Neo-nazi or raging alcoholic's house. THAT would teach them.

[Ntrain2k]

That sounds like some SoCal, tofu eating hippie shit right there. I got my ass beat when I fucked up in school, and didn't play whatever sport to my ability, and will do the same to my kids.

+1.... I got my ass beat for anything failing when i was in school. And when i was too old to get my ass kicked, i was grounded till i was fixed. And when my kid gets into school, im going to fix him by whooping his ass too. Just gotta watch out for those faggot ass parents who thing putting a whooping on your kid is wrong and will call the cops on you.

This

[WPPF]

I was allowed to do whatever while I was a kid and I basically took care of myself since I was 10. I went to college on my own with no guidance or assistance.

Beating your kid over public school grades usually just means you lack the ability to articulate your values and explain to your kid why they're important. Although k-12 public school grades are not important.   

[Joseph Davis]

I was allowed to do whatever while I was a kid and I basically took care of myself since I was 10. I went to college on my own with no guidance or assistance.

And it's culminated in you going to California. 

Right, time to be strict with my kid.

[WPPF]

Zing!

[keelay]

My kid had her science teacher send home all the status reports (halfway through the six week term) in spanish.  Instead of signing it, I requested a copy in english as I do not speak spanish.  They think they can ignore me but I'm not putting up with that shit, if they want to send me official school communications in a foreign fucking language they are going to have to provide me instruction in that language, and pay me for my time spent to learn it.

Should have sent a response back in binary or some shit

Having been trained in binary, that would be acceptable.

Hexadecimal would have been faster to print. It doesn't sound like the teacher's problem. Let me point out your first three words, "My kid had"... That's when the belt starts the talkin in my world.


Speaking of pussy parents, has anyone seen that newer MTV show "Most Strict Parents"? It's the only thing good on that shit station, and it's actually decent watching these clueless "rebels" get a taste of disapline. I just wish they'd send the next pair to a Neo-nazi or raging alcoholic's house. THAT would teach them.

Ease of printing is a non issue, as is comprehension. Fuck it, send them a 4 page letter of 0's and 1's to say four sentences. Not like they are going to make an effort to decipher it anyway.

 And if you haven't realized by the HORRIBLE acting, all the "reality" shoes on are scripted. Great idea for a show, just poorly executed. Send them little shit's to my Dad's house. If he didn't kill them, they would be decent members of society in a week.

[bigdaddyvtec]

Send himm into the Principles office with this

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010


or in hex...

66 75 63 6b 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6d 6f 74 68 65 72 20 6e 69 67 67 65 72


 

[Robb]

Steve, you should sue the school board for the identity theft of your child, in that the letter they wrote was in the first person, of someone else claiming to be your offspring.  At the very least you could scare the shit out of them. 

[Spanish-rice]

this reminds me of an article i read a week or so back. in England or some shit they are petitioning to get rid of the term "fail" in school system as to not discourage kids. they want to switch the term to "deferred success". seriously what the fuck is that??

epic deferred succes

[bigdaddyvtec]

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[Doug]

Tell your kid to say that teacher touched him in his no no place.

[Sinister]

You use your mouth ALMOST as well as your tired whore mother....  She still workin the block outside the dollar store you pile of all that is black and queer?

Fixt

[bigdaddyvtec]

damn you sinister and your 1337 h4x0r skillz

[SDRAWKCAB]

Dear son or daughter,
Your stupidity has angered me so much, I am going to beat your ass then your moms from spawning such a waste of life.
Sincerely your DAD.