wa, unemployment has always been fucked, employers like to take advantage of it to. i have two employers owing me over $8000 and my wife about $900 from three years ago. i dont know if theres any limitations, but im guessing i'll never see a dime. on top of that, i work in construction so every time i get laid off its a big fight to even get on unemployment.
me: im laid off in need unemployment
unemployment: says here, you quit
me: no i didnt
unemployment: we'll look into that
me: can i fill out my claim ?
unemployment: not untill we figure this out...
me: FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
unemployment: i dont like that tone sirrr...
me: click
(a week gos bye)
me: i would like to fill out my claim now
unemployment: your employer has not gotten back to us
me: are you kidding me !!!
unemployment: no
me: click
(5 seconds gos bye)
me: what the fuck tom!!!!!!!!!
my employer: who the fuck is this
me: that guy you laid off last week
my employer: oh, how ya doin
me: do you know why im calling you
my employer: no
me: i cant fill my fucking claim
my employer: we'll get right on that...click
me: FUCK!!!!
(another week gos bye)
me: did those dipshits call you yet
unemployment: no
me: so they're not going to, can i fill out my dam claim now
unemployment: they would have to fax use something saying that you were laid off
me: is this like a joke
unemployment: no
me: why cant you call them
unemployment: thats not how we do things
me: excuses me
unemployment: thats not how we do things
me: for a second there i thought you said, you cant call them
unemployment: no we cant
me: then how the hell do i get unemployment
unemployment: they would have to call us
me: THERE NOT GOING TO FUCKING CALL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unemployment: i dont appreciate that tone
me: i dont appreciate having bills
unemployment: thats not my problem sir
me: clearly, nothing is your problem
unemployment: thank you for calling...click
me: FUCK!!!
(another week gos bye)
me: why the hell havnt you faxed them my lay off slip
my employer: my fax machine is broke
me: what the fuck
my employer: ill get a new one soon
me: i coming down there with a fax machine
my employer: i busy
me: your what!
my employer: i'll be busy all week, and mabye next i dont know
me: i'll meet you at your house
my employer: do you know were i live?
me: no
my employer: click
moral of the story: dont leave the PREMISES without a layoff slip