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[fysh]

I apologize as I don't have any pictures of me penetrating her in the act. Besides, I wouldn't feel right about you faggots fapping off to my dick.

[ryan89crx]

I'd impregnate her mouth

[Hotrodlincoln]

Id wreak my bed useing her also...

[Conceptz-X]

not bad 


in for more pix

[97Econobox]

Nice work.  Hope you hit it like a hero.

[drivin96]

how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out

[97Econobox]

how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out

Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"

Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"

[Phate]

how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out

Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"

Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"

Had it happen.  It was pretty fuckin gross.  Condoms aren't supposed to come out red

[Joseph Davis]

Her time of the month means I have less competition.  I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway.   

[widebody93]

Her time of the month means I have less competition.  I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway.   

Yeah probably from your sandpaper flash from not shaving your face ya fucking hippie.  :yes:

[Joseph Davis]

You're just jealous that you're too testosterone deficient to grow facial hair.

[Phate]

You're just jealous that you're too testosterone deficient to grow facial hair.

ZING!

[Hotrodlincoln]

Upon closer inspection, she has Owen Wilsons nose BLEH!

[fysh]

how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out

Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"

Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"

Yeah, it was her cherry. I fucked her a day after and there was no bleeding. Although, she did complain that I left her vagina sore for a week. Not my fault her bf couldn't pop it. Maybe that's why she came to me? When you're good at something, the word passes on. I think she just felt like her bf wasn't up to par in that aspect.

Upon closer inspection, she has Owen Wilsons nose BLEH!

Yeah, she's really athletic and she's broken her nose some 17 odd times. It has taken some abuse. Although, I find minor imperfections like that sexy. 

Her time of the month means I have less competition.  I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway.  

Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. 

[Ntrain2k]

Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. 

I would say zing, but I take offense to the old and balding part.

GOOD DAY!

[Joseph Davis]

Yeah, she's really athletic and she's broken her nose some 17 odd times. It has taken some abuse.

Did she headbutt you during sex?


 

Her time of the month means I have less competition.  I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway.  

Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. 

Right. 

[j.h.christ]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

[fysh]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.

[Joseph Davis]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.

Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out

Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"

Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"

Had it happen.  It was pretty fuckin gross.  Condoms aren't supposed to come out red

blehk, bad memories.   I'd imagine thats also what it looks like when you stab someone with a knife and pull it out

[lsone_chevelle]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

i wanna see the god damn pictures!!!!

[97Econobox]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

ok now that was just wrong.  I lol'd but i felt reeeeeealy bad about it.

[Adam Lofton]

How do you get blood stains out of these...?




And

[SDRAWKCAB]

You went a little over board with your Obongo dildo didn't you?

[ryan89crx]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.

Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.

Fucking truth

[fysh]

When you're good at something, the word passes on.

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30

She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.

Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.

Fucking truth

I think it depends on the woman. She always complained that I didn't give her enough attention and didn't spend enough quality time with her. So, that's what I'm going with as the cause of her dissatisfaction with our relationship. Regardless, I lost her anyway. So it really doesn't matter at this point.

[Joseph Davis]

I don't mean to disrespect your viewpoint, nor to bring up a crappy subject you don't want to dwell on yet again, but she probably would have left quicker if you'd "been there" like she complained about.  Women change a lot between 18-25, and they WILL mix things up a little even if you're disrespecting her properly.

[j.h.christ]

Women change a lot between 18-25

understatement of the year.

[Ntrain2k]

Women change a lot between 18-death

fixed.

[Passenger]

Women change a lot.

Fixed.