did someone say O.C.B im down as fuck i think between leed,spiker,john m, and myself we could put a hurtin on these mo fo's
especially if i smoke some sweet dank before hand... i will leave the manager and waitstaff in tears
I was coming back from DC with my boss and another guy we worked with some years back and we stopped at an all you can eat chinese buffet somewhere in VA. Robert (boss) was 6'4 225 and Bob (other guy) was 6'3 260, I was 5'11 145 and could eat more than either of them alone. We were on our 3-4th helping when the owner comes out screaming "YOU EAT TOO MUCH, YOU MUST GO NOW" in decent but heavily accented english.
Robert (boss) was a HUGE asshole, so he makes a point of telling the guy, "just ONE more plate and then I'll go." The little asian dude really couldn't do anything about it so he kinda backed off. Robert got up, piled one high as he fucking could, and then deliberately dropped it on the way back to the table. "Sorry about that, I'm a little clumsy. I'll just get that one last plate now and then we'll leave," and headed back to th bar for a reload. The owner guy was flipping the fuck out, fucking disconcerting really, but after 2-3 minutes it started being hilarious when Bob and I realised the dude didn't have a gun handy.