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Uncontrollable knowledgeabilities

Dollar store logic

[Joseph Davis]

Here's dollar store logic for those as of yet unfamiliar with the term:  http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9949.msg117401#msg117401

[Joseph Davis]

Faggot, do you want the phone number or not?  Acquire the scrill to buy an $18k car for $7.8k.

Call him and ask if he'll trade for a rust free classic Si, Vitara Z6 that needs assembly, and a baller RHMT kit using a super clean Evo8 turbo.  Thanks.

[j.h.christ]

logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.

lol wut

[Joseph Davis]

logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

FACT: you need to get a fucking job and stop freeloading off your mom.

[Joseph Davis]

Just saying.

[j.h.christ]

logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

FACT: you need to get a fucking job and stop freeloading off your mom.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY HE LIVES WITH HIS MOM AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TELL YOU

[Joseph Davis]

 

[j.h.christ]

one day you'll look like this again.

[Joseph Davis]

I fucking hope I never look like that.

[97Econobox]

logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

Fact hot pockets sold at the dollar tree taste better.

additional fact: you can loose weight if you have a motor on your bike.

Last fact Koala females have 2 vaginias and males have a forked Penis.

all of this is a true story.

[97Econobox]

also every single sidewalk in America is littered with driveways and everyone knows you stand far more chance of being hit on one than in the middle of traffic.  its common knowledge that driveways are far more trafficked than a highway.

Always ride you bike in the road kids, we wouldnt want you to get hit or hurt.

You might end up fat jobless and living with your mom.  on the plus side you can surf all day and not work though, so theres that.

[97Econobox]

Buk style posting FTW.

Bring back MyCRX.  he was good for giggles.

[sfa22r]

I miss MyCRX

[WPPF]

I like dollar store logic more.  It's fresh, new and exciting.

[Passenger]

Dollar store logic=Random-Strike logic   ?

IF you get hit by a car while riding your bicycle on the side walk you should consider not ever riding a bike again.

[97Econobox]

also every single sidewalk in America is littered with driveways and everyone knows you stand far more chance of being hit on one than in the middle of traffic.  its common knowledge that driveways are far more trafficked than a highway.

Always ride you bike in the road kids, we wouldnt want you to get hit or hurt.

You might end up fat jobless and living with your mom.  on the plus side you can surf all day and not work though, so theres that.

i posted proof of what i said. where is your proof that it's safer to ride on the sidewalk?
since i was 4 years old i've ridden my bicycle on the street with the flow of traffic. only time i've been hit, i was on the sidewalk. only rode on the sidewalk a handful of times.

I dont need proof mike.  you live in California, think sidewalks arent safe but highways are.  Also i have common sense and a job.

I fucking Win mike.  ride your bike in teh road so you can get slapped and run over.  its safer.

[WPPF]

Riding a bike in the road is where it's at.

At stoplights I'll ride inbetween cars and draw dicks on peoples windows with a wax pencil, but I draw little hearts on VW's <3

[WPPF]

I got 3 shots this morning in my coffee about 20 minutes ago and I already have to take a shit.

[WPPF]

That's how you know it's good coffee.

[WPPF]

W/E you just drink schwag coffee.  This shit is dank, son.

[97Econobox]

W/E you just drink schwag coffee.  This shit is dank, son.

If you didn't blog about your flicker posts you didn't do it right though.

[WPPF]

I write everything on a type writer and distribute it to my closest friends via an 8"x5" unbleached, envriomentally friendly piece of 50lb card stock.  I feel it's more intimate.

[Conceptz-X]

JDSAP.   get your bald ass some beam and try again sir

[Joseph Davis]

Bumping this up.  As of right now there are 43 voters, with 81.3% favoring uncontrollable knowledgeabilities.

[jabberwock]

Ego boost?

[97Econobox]

Riding a bike in the road is where it's at.

At stoplights I'll ride inbetween cars and draw dicks on peoples windows with a wax pencil, but I draw little hearts on VW's <3

Hilarity.

[bigdaddyvtec]

They both fail.


I vote cheeseburger

[LS1pwNzJ00]

The infamous blue dash twig twirlin poop pushed ball gargler rears his ugly head once again!

[Joseph Davis]

In retrospect, the only true RHMT Wisdom is that which keeps widebody from posting.