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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2009, 01:18:51 AM »
id like to have a threesome with her and hatchboys wife.

that would be sweet.
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QikEnuF

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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2009, 01:19:05 AM »
qik (1:06:35 AM): btw
qike (1:06:43 AM): chicks in virginia are crazy
dan (1:07:40 AM): yea
dan (1:07:41 AM): this is true
qik (1:08:28 AM): got introduced to this really cool hot chick by my roomates GF on thursday night at a bar
qik (1:09:08 AM): we went to her house, had sex that made what israel did to palestine seem gentle, then spent all friday hangin out, then i get a text last night saying fuck off i hate you dont ever want to talk to you again
qik (1:09:33 AM): turns out that it was my roomate's gf on her friends phone right after she broke it off with my roomate
dan (1:10:16 AM): wild
dan (1:10:17 AM): fun times
dan (1:10:26 AM): very nice analogy btw
dan (1:10:27 AM): that was great
qik (1:10:37 AM): pretty much
qik (1:10:47 AM): like dude, ive got bite marks and bruises all over
qik (1:11:08 AM): coolest chick ive ever met, but now she is all pissed cause idk why

In closing, Feona, if you have a hot sister or family member, please send them to VA.  Along with n00dZ.  And Complex, she's too old for you.  Stick to pavement where grass hasn't grown yet.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2009, 01:21:15 AM »
Hi and Welcome

i do hope you don't become like "VR4GuRL"

us guys here can become pretty raw with the ladies. lots of umm testosterone around here and i wouldn't mind a girl or two around just for kicks. esp a pretty one like yourself.

but if you get over the "people are assholes and perverts on this website" then you just joined the best 'How to Site on Turbocharging 101'

btw we make no exception regardless if your a girl. so the guys will flame on.
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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2009, 01:26:54 AM »
Quote from: Corey on March 23, 2009, 01:18:51 AM
id like to have a threesome with her and hatchboys wife.

that would be sweet.
Id like to have a threesome with her and hatchboys wife......

Is that weird?
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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2009, 01:30:26 AM »
Great mind's think alike corey, great minds think alike......


So you said you want to fuck her and fuck my wife.... Well ive fucked my wife... So im 50% closer than you are. Which basically means im 50% less gay than you are.
And when you reply with "oh i fucked your wife too" , try to somehow spice it up a little to make it "somewhat" believable because everyone on here knows you can't pull anything more than your own excuse for a male genitalia.


Keep on wankin in the free world corey!
Power to the people.
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QikEnuF

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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2009, 01:31:26 AM »
Quote from: hatchboy on March 23, 2009, 01:26:54 AM
Quote from: Corey on March 23, 2009, 01:18:51 AM
id like to have a threesome with her and hatchboys wife.

that would be sweet.
Id like to have a threesome with her and Corey......

Is that weird?

Yes, it's called gay
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hatchboy

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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2009, 01:39:18 AM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 01:31:26 AM
Quote from: hatchboy on March 23, 2009, 01:26:54 AM
Quote from: Corey on March 23, 2009, 01:18:51 AM
id like to have a threesome with her and hatchboys wife.

that would be sweet.
Id like to have a threesome with her and Corey......

Is that weird?
LOL busted.

Yes, it's called gay
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2009, 01:43:13 AM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 01:12:53 AM
Shut the fuck up, virgin. You wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless they had instructions written in midget tattoed on their pussy
rofl!
Quote from: c0mpl3x on March 23, 2009, 01:14:27 AM
i want to see rhmt written between two golden mounds of breast or else she isn't a girl and doesn't have a car
she's real, but the proof you ask for is very intriguing  :yes:
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« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2009, 02:03:01 AM »
Quote from: hatchboy on March 23, 2009, 01:30:26 AM
Great mind's think alike corey, great minds think alike......


So you said you want to fuck her and fuck my wife.... Well ive fucked my wife... So im 50% closer than you are. Which basically means im 50% less gay than you are.
And when you reply with "oh i fucked your wife too" , try to somehow spice it up a little to make it "somewhat" believable because everyone on here knows you can't pull anything more than your own excuse for a male genitalia.


Keep on wankin in the free world corey!
Power to the people.
Quoted for truth nigger.
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2009, 02:11:46 AM »
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2009, 02:16:30 AM »
It was funny the first 50 times
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 02:17:59 AM »
Quote from: widebody93 on March 23, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
It was funny the first 50 times

Shut your fucking face before I throw a badger up your asshole. Go polish your blue dash
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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2009, 02:19:05 AM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 02:17:59 AM
Quote from: widebody93 on March 23, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
It was funny the first 50 times

Shut your fucking face before I throw a badger up your asshole. Go polish your blue dash
lol at the badger. literally, you woke my child up.
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2009, 02:19:13 AM »
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SDRAWKCAB

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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 02:25:00 AM »
Hey Slut!
I hope Horex, civic girls your ass!
END THREAD/
 
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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2009, 02:27:42 AM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 02:17:59 AM
Quote from: widebody93 on March 23, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
It was funny the first 50 times

Shut your fucking face before I throw a badger up your asshole. Go polish your blue dash
The Badger Song
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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2009, 03:53:13 AM »
shenanigans...calling it now
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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2009, 11:58:44 AM »
Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on March 23, 2009, 02:25:00 AM
Hey Slut!
I hope Horex, civic girls your ass!
END THREAD/
 

ahhhhhh hahahahhaahahhahahahaahahaaaa. The fact that that just got brought up. That JUST happened. Many people won't even remember or know the story about that piece of story rite there.
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2009, 12:04:29 PM »
Me and rawr were just discussing that last night, interestingly enuf
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« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2009, 12:57:25 PM »
edit
« Last Edit: December 03, 2009, 05:00:38 PM by 97Econobox »
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »
I'll text you the story...
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« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2009, 02:12:05 PM »
way to go on the rhd crx :yes:
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« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2009, 02:26:59 PM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 01:19:05 AM
qik (1:09:08 AM): we went to her house, had sex that made what israel did to palestine seem gentle



That's great, haha.
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2009, 02:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Loki on March 23, 2009, 02:26:59 PM
That's great, haha.

So was the sex, shame that's probably over now, unless I can convince roomate and his ex to get back together.  Got battle scars and bite marks all over
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« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2009, 02:57:02 PM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
I'll text you the story...
Just fucking post it, I was never clear on what actually happened and what was bullshit.
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« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2009, 03:04:31 PM »
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCH!
CGHH
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QikEnuF

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« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2009, 03:08:09 PM »
Ef.  Basically.  Josh got hold of CivicGirl who's husband was an OG here, and they did the dirty a few times.  I almost had a threesome with her and her friend, but was too drunk to drive over.  A lot of people have those nudes, and they've been posted before.
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« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2009, 03:14:20 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »
oh shit


lol funny times
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« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2009, 03:29:23 PM »
i see that we are back to the good ole days as usual.



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