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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Urban Indian on March 24, 2009, 11:20:42 PM

Title: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Urban Indian on March 24, 2009, 11:20:42 PM: Alright here is my first write up.

I have this long hair CAT( named Cleo) and she is badly matted on the back end. So I decided to shave her down to get rid of the mats and while I am at it the cat might as well become a lion.

I used these pictures for inspiration
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lionlamb.us%2Flion%2Fkitty8mf.jpg&hash=f4dce41b1c60a0707d8e60bacfc96c3e609a9748)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dianahsieh.com%2Fimages%2Fblog%2Flioncut2.jpg&hash=5fb7e4496b79241eae16c3e3204e351af4d2cee2)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_LbccUVbSRd8%2FSLRgY3b_u4I%2FAAAAAAAACaY%2F5TqfOPHLX7w%2Fs400%2FLester%2B3.JPG&hash=af19c61458a3287ae073b93e9f2eca4f35419863)

First thing to do is have a good quality set of Hair clippers and scissors( I dont have a good set of scissors and it takes a couple clips to get the cat hair off)
A bag for the hair
An old sheet that you can trim the cat on and just throw away after the haircut

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi154.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs248%2FUrban_Indian%2FIMG_0473.jpg&hash=75d5146f03f124beadefb53a89ade8082cfbbde9)

Then start by trimming the longer hair with the scissors. When you get down to the mats use the bare trimmers to cut below the mats by the skin effectively cutting them off. Let the cat rest for 10 minutes or so because they get stressed out. My cat just layed there looking at me for the first 10 minutes or sojust looking at me.

Space used.
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cat between cuts
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Just going to start again. Updates later

After about an hour or so. I have pulled off a grocery bag full of hair already. This cat has a fuckload of hair. She likes her back being shaved but hates her legs being cut

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi154.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs248%2FUrban_Indian%2FIMG_0479.jpg&hash=71db0319cbd6a1ed83a8f21a886189bb0212a7e1)
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Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: TTC on March 24, 2009, 11:24:54 PM: Boooring. Throw in some angry gf pics.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: d-rail on March 24, 2009, 11:38:15 PM: I hate cats. Only good use for them is Chinese food.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 1Fast68 on March 25, 2009, 02:02:51 AM: We just did the same thing a couple weeks ago, here are some in progress pics and I'm waiting for youtube to approve the video.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi30.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc302%2F1Fast68%2FOther%2520pics%2FVariousOLYMPUS040.jpg&hash=01d442ee1348c2b88db7a538b1bf5cdedcab6c47)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi30.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc302%2F1Fast68%2FOther%2520pics%2FVariousOLYMPUS042.jpg&hash=afae572d0deee364471cd72d9fd25f0304d11841)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi30.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc302%2F1Fast68%2FOther%2520pics%2FVariousOLYMPUS044.jpg&hash=fc001fa513610f57eeaeee0c1ddb7fa7f6efa00c)

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No cats were harmed..... the lion king still roams the house
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: shadow on March 25, 2009, 02:11:19 AM: how the hell do you keep a cat from running like mad?

doubt my cat would even let a trimmer near her, the sound would have her running
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: jew on March 25, 2009, 02:25:24 AM: where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Urban Indian on March 25, 2009, 02:27:52 AM: Quote from: shadow on March 25, 2009, 02:11:19 AM
how the hell do you keep a cat from running like mad?

doubt my cat would even let a trimmer near her, the sound would have her running

my cat just sits there chilling while I trim her. She doesnt like it after about 10 minutes and I let her roam the house until she calms down.

Quote from: jew on March 25, 2009, 02:25:24 AM
where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.

I need someone to hold her down to get the underside
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: j.h.christ on March 25, 2009, 03:22:40 AM: cats are for faggots and boys named sally
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on March 25, 2009, 03:34:12 AM: cats>dogs all ay every day
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 5thgenlx on March 25, 2009, 03:39:58 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 25, 2009, 03:34:12 AM
cats>dogs all ay every day

+1
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: BoostForLife on March 25, 2009, 03:49:16 AM: should have seen my friend at school. He came to school on Monday with hella deep scratches at least 12" long each because his cat was pissed off at something and didn't play nice.
for me dogs > cats
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: j.h.christ on March 25, 2009, 04:36:20 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 25, 2009, 03:34:12 AM
cats>dogs all ay every day

you've admittedly fucked 10 dollar transvestite hookers, so your opinion here is null and void.

bacardi and diet pepsi
all up in your anus
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: crx2fast on March 25, 2009, 05:13:46 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 25, 2009, 03:34:12 AM
cats>dogs all ay every day

x100000000

i love cats.. i dont mind dogs at all though. just prefer cats more
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 97Econobox on March 25, 2009, 06:36:44 AM: cats are for emotionaly starved pussys. Dogs have a purpose, you kill shit they help. MOST cats could give a rats ass if you ate shit and died. The wife came with a cat and its the only cat ive ever seen in my life that has a likable personality. He rocks, other than that. fuck cats.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: CSaddict on March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM: We just drop ours off to be shaved. It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 92CXyD on March 25, 2009, 08:38:12 AM: wow

a shaved pussy ;D
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Travis on March 25, 2009, 09:14:02 AM: lol Levi you're too much man lol
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Towdogg on March 25, 2009, 10:23:56 AM: Quote from: Urban Indian on March 25, 2009, 02:27:52 AM

I need someone to hold her down to get the underside

Tie her up!
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on March 25, 2009, 10:37:03 AM: Quote from: CSaddict on March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
LOL
My cats name is Asshole. (Asshole Mcgillicutty)
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Teg2boo on March 25, 2009, 12:28:59 PM: Quote from: jew on March 25, 2009, 02:25:24 AM
where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.

I agree with the jew.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 1Fast68 on March 25, 2009, 01:58:24 PM: How to Make a lion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLgyC6dlM78#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: shadow on March 25, 2009, 06:11:24 PM: wheres the new lion pictures UI?
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: trevor72 on March 25, 2009, 06:36:22 PM: your shaved pussy pics get mine :P

and the vid is down already
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Urban Indian on March 25, 2009, 09:21:41 PM: a few updated pictures.

needs some trimming she has ALOT more hair than i had originally thought. I have a grocery bag full already
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 25, 2009, 09:25:29 PM: Quote from: Urban Indian on March 24, 2009, 11:20:42 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dianahsieh.com%2Fimages%2Fblog%2Flioncut2.jpg&hash=5fb7e4496b79241eae16c3e3204e351af4d2cee2)

As pissed off as that cat looks and you would try it on your own?
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Feona on March 25, 2009, 10:18:56 PM: lol she looks soft :D
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: jew on March 25, 2009, 10:27:58 PM: i approve. you should use a straight razor and finish the job though. just feed your cat half a xanax first.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Urban Indian on March 25, 2009, 10:52:09 PM: I am going to get some sedative for her tomorrow. So that way I can get her belly and legs properly
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: potatodude on June 26, 2010, 03:48:11 AM: bump
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: 92CXyD on June 26, 2010, 12:42:01 PM: After seeing this thread I shaved my ragdoll/persian cat.

She hated the sound of clipers but after 3mo. now she is a lot happier about her fur. :yes: ;D
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 26, 2010, 01:53:01 PM: Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on March 25, 2009, 10:37:03 AM
Quote from: CSaddict on March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
LOL
My cats name is Asshole. (Asshole Mcgillicutty)

Any relation to Legit McGillicutty?
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on June 26, 2010, 09:26:17 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 26, 2010, 01:53:01 PM
Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on March 25, 2009, 10:37:03 AM
Quote from: CSaddict on March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
LOL
My cats name is Asshole. (Asshole Mcgillicutty)

Any relation to Legit McGillicutty?

This thread made me sad. My cat hated everyone but me.
He would never leave my side when I was around.
Asshole now lives in cat hell after getting plowed by a car.
R.I.P. asshole
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi250.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg278%2Fbigbsbeats%2Faandpcamerapix065.jpg&hash=f86aa8ae0a72743c3966d60dbbe2f9e5d4d8e18e)
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 26, 2010, 09:27:10 PM: Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on June 26, 2010, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 26, 2010, 01:53:01 PM
Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on March 25, 2009, 10:37:03 AM
Quote from: CSaddict on March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
LOL
My cats name is Asshole. (Asshole Mcgillicutty)

Any relation to Legit McGillicutty?

This thread made me sad. My cat hated everyone but me.
He would never leave my side when I was around.
Asshole now lives in cat hell after getting plowed by a car.
R.I.P. asshole

Thats sad, looks like he would have been a delicious kitty.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Jorsher on June 26, 2010, 10:49:42 PM: I was paid to watch a chic's pussy for a while. We did this to it. It shit all over itself in the process.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 28, 2010, 10:17:17 AM: Quote from: Jorsher on June 26, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
I was paid to watch a chic's pussy for a while. We did this to it. It shit all over itself in the process.

I remember you having your moment of clarity once you sobered, and freaking mildly about how she'd react when she saw her cat again.
Title: Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
Post by: Jorsher on June 28, 2010, 10:34:44 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 28, 2010, 10:17:17 AM
Quote from: Jorsher on June 26, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
I was paid to watch a chic's pussy for a while. We did this to it. It shit all over itself in the process.

I remember you having your moment of clarity once you sobered, and freaking mildly about how she'd react when she saw her cat again.

I saw it when I was up there. It had most of its hair back.