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How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« on: March 24, 2009, 11:20:42 PM »

Alright here is my first write up.

I have this long hair CAT( named Cleo) and she is badly matted on the back end. So I decided to shave her down to get rid of the mats and while I am at it the cat might as well become a lion.


I used these pictures for inspiration





First thing to do is have a good quality set of  Hair clippers and scissors( I dont have a good set of scissors and it takes a couple clips to get the cat hair off)
A bag for the hair
An old sheet that you can trim the cat on and just throw away after the haircut



Then start by trimming the longer hair with the scissors. When you get down to the mats use the bare trimmers to cut below the mats by the skin effectively cutting them off. Let the cat rest for 10 minutes or so because they get stressed out. My cat just layed there looking at me for the first 10 minutes or sojust looking at me.

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cat between cuts





Just going to start again. Updates later


After about an hour or so. I have pulled off a grocery bag full of hair already. This cat has a fuckload of hair. She likes her back being shaved but hates her legs being cut





« Last Edit: March 25, 2009, 09:42:39 PM by Urban Indian »
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 11:24:54 PM »

Boooring. Throw in some angry gf pics.

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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 11:38:15 PM »

I hate cats. Only good use for them is Chinese food.
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 02:02:51 AM »

We just did the same thing a couple weeks ago, here are some in progress pics and I'm waiting for youtube to approve the video.









No cats were harmed..... the lion king still roams the house
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 02:11:19 AM »

how the hell do you keep a cat from running like mad?

doubt my cat would even let a trimmer near her, the sound would have her running
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 02:25:24 AM »

where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 02:27:52 AM »

how the hell do you keep a cat from running like mad?

doubt my cat would even let a trimmer near her, the sound would have her running

my cat just sits there chilling while I trim her. She doesnt like it after about 10 minutes and I let her roam the house until she calms down.

where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.

I need someone to hold her down to get the underside
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 03:22:40 AM »

cats are for faggots and boys named sally
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 03:34:12 AM »

cats>dogs all ay every day
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 03:39:58 AM »

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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2009, 03:49:16 AM »

should have seen my friend at school. He came to school on Monday with hella deep scratches at least 12" long each because his cat was pissed off at something and didn't play nice.
for me dogs > cats
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2009, 04:36:20 AM »

cats>dogs all ay every day

you've admittedly fucked 10 dollar transvestite hookers, so your opinion here is null and void.

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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 05:13:46 AM »

cats>dogs all ay every day

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i love cats..   i dont mind dogs at all though.  just prefer cats more
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 06:36:44 AM »

cats are for emotionaly starved pussys.  Dogs have a purpose, you kill shit they help.  MOST cats could give a rats ass if you ate shit and died.  The wife came with a cat and its the only cat ive ever seen in my life that has a likable personality.  He rocks, other than that.  fuck cats.
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 06:37:28 AM »

We just drop ours off to be shaved. It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 08:38:12 AM »

wow

a shaved pussy  ;D

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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 09:14:02 AM »

lol Levi you're too much man lol

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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 10:23:56 AM »


I need someone to hold her down to get the underside

Tie her up!
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2009, 10:37:03 AM »

It not worth the $35 for me to get scratched up and chase our asshole cat around the house.
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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2009, 12:28:59 PM »

where are final pics of lion-cat? this thread fails to deliver.

I agree with the jew.
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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 01:58:24 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2009, 06:11:24 PM »

wheres the new lion pictures UI?
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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2009, 06:36:22 PM »

your shaved pussy pics get mine :P

and the vid is down already
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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2009, 09:21:41 PM »

a few updated pictures.

needs some trimming she has ALOT more hair than i had originally thought. I have a grocery bag full already
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 09:25:29 PM »



As pissed off as that cat looks and you would try it on your own?
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »

lol she looks soft  :D
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 10:27:58 PM »

i approve. you should use a straight razor and finish the job though. just feed your cat half a xanax first.
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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2009, 10:52:09 PM »

I am going to get some sedative for her tomorrow. So that way I can get her belly and legs properly
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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2010, 03:48:11 AM »

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Re: How To: Shave a Lion Pussy
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2010, 12:42:01 PM »

After seeing this thread I shaved my ragdoll/persian cat.

She hated the sound of clipers but after 3mo. now she is a lot happier about her fur.  :yes: ;D
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