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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 97Econobox on January 16, 2010, 01:00:09 AM

Title: wow
Post by: 97Econobox on January 16, 2010, 01:00:09 AM
THIS SHIT tastes like fuck

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FUck you bitches and fuck that 99boosted shitpiss faggot too.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: j.h.christ on January 16, 2010, 01:01:08 AM
find the watermelon flavor with 12%. it is delightful.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: 97Econobox on January 16, 2010, 01:02:07 AM
this shit is gut rot and im gonna drink a beer to wash it down.  why is Hieneken so goddamn good.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: 88dx on January 16, 2010, 01:04:49 AM
Beer FTW
Title: Re: wow
Post by: 97Econobox on January 16, 2010, 01:16:10 AM
RECTUM?  DAMN NEAR KILLED EM
Title: Re: wow
Post by: jeffsciv23 on January 16, 2010, 01:38:45 AM
havent seen those but we got Joose and Core that are 9.9%-11% for around 2$ so im not complaining. but it tastes like complete shit and gets the job done.

but cisco FTW
Title: Re: wow
Post by: fishinfool88 on January 16, 2010, 02:12:42 AM
Was introduced tonight to the wonders of Canadian Mist and Pep spice.  Never tried spice before, disgusting tasting, it definitely works to get you stoned.  Doesn't last long enough though.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: potatodude on January 16, 2010, 06:00:35 AM
stroh ane captih moragan motherfucki alook it up
Title: Re: wow
Post by: ducksauce on January 16, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
The red Four Loko is by far the best of the flavors.  :mexi:
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Kenny Rogers on January 17, 2010, 12:27:20 AM
Four Loko is bum juice.  It's like purple draaank mixed with Night Train.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 17, 2010, 12:40:23 AM
Night Train is not a natural buzz.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Kenny Rogers on January 17, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
Night Train is not a natural buzz.

I'm fairly certain it's brewed with satan's piss.  Steve would love it... if he ever ran out of keyston ice (god forbid).
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 17, 2010, 12:51:14 AM
Night Train is not a natural buzz.

I'm fairly certain it's brewed with satan's piss.  Steve would love it... if he ever ran out of keyston ice (god forbid).

From what I hear Steve loves anything that comes out of penises.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Ricky101 on January 17, 2010, 02:29:14 AM
four max and joose from 7-11 is the sshiiieeett :mexi:
Title: Re: wow
Post by: ducksauce on January 17, 2010, 03:21:00 AM
Four Loko is bum juice.  It's like purple draaank mixed with Night Train.

Hard to beat it for $2. :mexi:

four max and joose from 7-11 is the sshiiieeett :mexi:

 :yes:

Four Loko and some 7-11 taquitos is the dinner of champions.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: E-b0la on January 17, 2010, 01:22:24 PM
all those canned disasters taste like medicine or piss.

I think they can be used like the Ram's piss in beerfest. They taste so shitty you instantly want to drink even the worst and cheapest of beers.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: HiProfile on January 17, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
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Title: Re: wow
Post by: 98vtec on January 17, 2010, 02:10:14 PM
THIS SHIT tastes like fuck

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FUck you bitches and fuck that 99boosted shitpiss faggot too.

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Title: Re: wow
Post by: ironcrx on January 17, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
I just stick to sparks  :mexi:
Title: Re: wow
Post by: ducksauce on January 17, 2010, 08:04:29 PM
Sparks doesn't have caffeine anymore (I think the ginseng and taurine are gone too).

Quote
“Sparks is an insidious and insane drink that deservedly now is down the drain — like all stimulant-spiked alcoholic drinks should be,” Blumenthal said. “Beverages like Sparks are a witch’s brew of alcohol and caffeine, energizing drunks and encouraging dangerous, even deadly behavior. Common sense says a drink impairing judgment while conferring excess energy is a very bad idea. Studies show that these drinks lead to binge drinking, car crashes, sexual assaults and other risky behavior. They impair reactions and reasoning, but instill the illusion of alertness and energy.”

Link (http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fmb/sparks-and-caffeine-nearly-extinguished)

Sounds like a good time to me. O0
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Robb on January 17, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
I drink to get drunk, not to get jacked up on caffeine and horseshit.


Saving this thread.

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When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches???
Title: Re: wow
Post by: j.h.christ on January 17, 2010, 08:43:45 PM
saved again. robb and jd, you really owe it to yourselves to try this if they carry it where you are.

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Title: Re: wow
Post by: BoostedSchemes on January 17, 2010, 09:34:52 PM
saved even harder

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nearly died after drinking half the bottle in short order that was a horrid night and a tough drive home the next day
Title: Re: wow
Post by: rsmith2786 on January 18, 2010, 02:40:47 AM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Doug on January 18, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.

I don't care what kind of alcohol it is as long as it's not that sugar laced fruit flavored trash. Paul Masson VSOP always does it for me, cheap as hell and taste damn good.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: 97Econobox on January 18, 2010, 09:44:43 AM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.

Scotch is one of those drinks where it taste so bad i have to assume that most of the folks who drink it are just doing so because it taste so bad and they associate that with manlyness.

I bet poop taste pretty awful too but im not going to eat it so i can Poke my chest out.  call me girly whatever, im not drinking turpentine over it.  Scotch is awful.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: j.h.christ on January 18, 2010, 12:23:53 PM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.

I don't care what kind of alcohol it is as long as it's not that sugar laced fruit flavored trash. Paul Masson VSOP always does it for me, cheap as hell and taste damn good.

and just what do you think paul masson is made with?
Title: Re: wow
Post by: WPPF on January 18, 2010, 01:12:22 PM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.


I drink whiskey. There goes your little theory.


I like rum too, though.   I rarely drink beer.  I don't enjoy choking down shit I don't like to get a buzz 2 hours later.
Title: Re: wow
Post by: Doug on January 18, 2010, 04:48:54 PM
Rum is for women.  Real men drink Whiskey...and anyone on the Jameson bandwagon deserves a swift kick to the nuts.  A few fingers of some decent Bourbon or Scotch is a good start to any night.

I don't care what kind of alcohol it is as long as it's not that sugar laced fruit flavored trash. Paul Masson VSOP always does it for me, cheap as hell and taste damn good.

and just what do you think paul masson is made with?

I was simply referring to his rum is for women remark. Saying I drink rum or any other alcohol, as long as it isn't the sugary fruity shit. Then the second half of my sentence was agreeing with him that whiskey is good.