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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ntrain2k on February 04, 2010, 11:32:36 PM

Title: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: Ntrain2k on February 04, 2010, 11:32:36 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill                                               
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock
Cause Jill's a fuckin tranny.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: jagojon3 on February 04, 2010, 11:35:46 PM
2 Live Crew-Dirty Nursery Rhymes, download it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to have a little fun
Jack got mad kicked Jill in the ass, cuz she couldn't make him cum
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: shadow on February 05, 2010, 12:39:23 AM
jack and jill went up the hill to have a lil fun
stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: Phate on February 05, 2010, 02:38:34 AM
andrew dice clay had a shitload of these:

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes - Milwaukee, WI  on 10-05-07 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlrPqmAQx0#noexternalembed-normal)

Hickory dickery dock,
This chick was suckin my cock,
The clock struck 2,
I drop my goo,
I dump the bitch on the next block
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 05, 2010, 11:18:23 AM
Little Boy Blue...













Hey he needed the money.
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: 92CXyD on February 05, 2010, 11:40:57 AM
Quote from: Phate on February 05, 2010, 02:38:34 AM
andrew dice clay had a shitload of these:

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes - Milwaukee, WI  on 10-05-07 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlrPqmAQx0#noexternalembed-normal)

Hickory dickery dock,
This chick was suckin my cock,
The clock struck 2,
I drop my goo,
I dump the bitch on the next block

I was just thinking of this when I read the title of this thread. ;D :yes:
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: 97Econobox on February 05, 2010, 12:19:54 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey.
Down came a spider and sat down beside her and said
"Hey whats in the bowl bitch"
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 05, 2010, 05:09:57 PM
There once was a woman who lived in a shoe,

She had so many kids,

Her uterus fell out! Oh!
Title: Re: When nursery rhymes go bad.
Post by: 97Econobox on February 05, 2010, 05:38:02 PM
Quote from: Adam Lofton on February 05, 2010, 05:09:57 PM
There once was a woman who lived in a shoe,

She had so many kids,

Her uterus fell out! Oh!

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