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[Ntrain2k]

Jack and Jill went up the hill                                               
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock
Cause Jill's a fuckin tranny.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.

[jagojon3]

2 Live Crew-Dirty Nursery Rhymes, download it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to have a little fun
Jack got mad kicked Jill in the ass, cuz she couldn't make him cum

[shadow]

jack and jill went up the hill to have a lil fun
stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

[Phate]

andrew dice clay had a shitload of these:

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes - Milwaukee, WI  on 10-05-07

Hickory dickery dock,
This chick was suckin my cock,
The clock struck 2,
I drop my goo,
I dump the bitch on the next block

[Adam Lofton]

Little Boy Blue...













Hey he needed the money.

[92CXyD]

andrew dice clay had a shitload of these:

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes - Milwaukee, WI  on 10-05-07

Hickory dickery dock,
This chick was suckin my cock,
The clock struck 2,
I drop my goo,
I dump the bitch on the next block

I was just thinking of this when I read the title of this thread. ;D :yes:

[97Econobox]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey.
Down came a spider and sat down beside her and said
"Hey whats in the bowl bitch"

[Adam Lofton]

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe,

She had so many kids,

Her uterus fell out! Oh!

[97Econobox]

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe,

She had so many kids,

Her uterus fell out! Oh!