:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: colt45 on February 11, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
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ok, this is me a few years ago. don't worry, i look the same.
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i've been rocking the same "#2 guard all the way around" haircut since 6th grade. after looking through pictures of my life so far, i noticed i look the same in every god-damned picture. that's all well and good you know; if it aint broke, don't fix it. but i want to try something different and awesome, so i did some research and here's what i found:
the FauxHawk cut.
pro: dont need to shave sides of the head
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con: the fauxhawk is clearly gay
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the Mohawk
pro: fucking awesome
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con: too much work (for my lazy ass)to look right
some mohawk fail:
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some mohawk win:
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after reading, and looking, i like the shorter haired 'hawks. main reason: easy to deal with. im not trying to make a fashion statement, i just want to have something other then the 'ol #2
patterns:
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i could have sworn this was stevemode
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the cool thing is that if i try it and dont like it i can always
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(shave hair off, not have mental breakdown)
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Holy huge picture batman.... and fuck a mohawk, this isn't the 80's. just get a razor and shave it.
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faux hawks are for fags. but mohawks are becomming that way too haha.
easiest to maintain ever. as long as you can work your clippers and a mirror. i had one for a year and a half.
i am almost completely certain i will have it back in the summer.
really simple, go get it done professionally the first time. when it gets too long, get the top wet and comb it over to buzz the sides, repeat.
i used to hit the sides with a level 2 then the top with a 25mm guard.
i don't have many good pictures of it, but here is where i chose not to clean up the top haha, it was way too out of hand.
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the best part about a mohawk is that you don't have to style it, it's there when you wake up, get out of the shower, or when your girl decides to try and mess it up during sex.
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I rocked one for a while then all the trendy black folk who think its cool to be a white boy now started doing it. I haven't done it in a good while now cause im not a puff daddy sac rider. But if you are going to do it make sure there is scalp on teh sides. in this pic i hadnt cut it in a while so it had gronw out. when i grew up there were better when they were semi haggard and lazy. Now its a totaly cool thing to have along with your skin tight pants and white belts.
TLDR if you're gonna do it then do it right and dont wear tight pants.
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trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now
That was what I was about to say.
There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.
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Hotrex rocks a mohawk. Go from there.
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trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now
That was what I was about to say.
There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.
This.
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WHHHHAAAAAT? OKKKKKAAAAAAY!! REAL NIGGA ROLL CALL
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when just out of shower without putting it up -
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Put #1 attachment on clippers and shave away all your homosexual thoughts of mohawks, FauxHawk haircuts and large penises in your mouth. >:(
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Embrace your inner Belgian industrial musician, Yuriy.
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is it fucking hair and fashion week? jeeeeesus christ (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv145%2Fmadamski%2Fsmilies%2Friaa.gif&hash=c8d84d536c89dd35615c950634a27fcca9f2eac5)
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ftw
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ftw
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haha i was so close to rockin the mullet hawk. may still do it, with sideburns shaved upto the top of my ear haha.
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Hotrex rocks a mohawk. Go from there.
Oh god. see ever goddamn body is rocking one cause its too fuckign cool now. Rock a Famous stars and stripes hoodie and get a mohawk.
ZOMG its TRAVIS BARKER
fucking kill me now. i weep for humanity.
Im shaving my head and wearing nothing but FuBu now.
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you and your family
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Mull a mullet over.
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seriously with this thread. do whatever you want with your hair. personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that
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seriously with this thread. do whatever you want with your hair. personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that
Indeed. Apparently 3 is far too many. unless you count rotsex who is actually a tranny.
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People are running around now with mullets, it is somehow fashionable.
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trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now
Pussy. While on vacation two years ago, under the influence of hydrocodone and Colt 45, I took my guard off the clippers and never looked back. Now I just either use the bare clippers (stubble look) or shave it.
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trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now
That was what I was about to say.
There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.
Britney Spears '3' PARODY Hippies Always Smell ~ Rucka Rucka Ali.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJKVtW7eZPo&feature=related#normal)
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I also use a #2 guard all the way around, it's nice being able to cut my own hair for free.
Sometimes I use a #1 on the lower neck part and blend it in, seems to grow a little faster back there.
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my beard is longer then your hair. but then again its longer then my hair...
i use to have a mohawk back in the days. wasnt to outragous. but i had it between 3-6 inches for a year or so. everyonce in awhile i think about doing it again. but like everyone is saying i dont want to be refrenced to niggers(actually didnt even realize niggers had mohawks besides Mr T's) or anyone else that has a mohawk. seems like everyone has to tell you about there friend that use to have a mohawk or this one guy he saw with one. people will try to touch your hair, stare more then usuall, talk to you when before they wouldnt have and so on
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seriously with this thread. do whatever you want with your hair. personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that
Indeed. Apparently 3 is far too many. unless you count rotsex who is actually a tranny.
Dont let VERY/GAY mike know about hotrex being a tranny, he'll try and fuck him on the ASAP and claim he isnt gay
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What about a simple fade? Looks similar to a one size, but not.
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#1 faded to #3 on top
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::prays for un-fucked 2nd page:: please please.
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Thank you.
I've not seen one un-gay, or un-high maintenance haircut in this thread. To rock the real deal Steve-mode, you must.....
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About a #4 on top, with as close as possible faded up to it. Start the fade lower than the average "are you in the military" guy. Done.
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To rock the real deal Steve-mode, you must.....
frost your tips? right on, lance bass.
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To rock the real deal Steve-mode, you must.....
frost your tips? right on, lance bass.
Dude, bro, man, thats natural, thats how it grows by it self, gay without maintenance
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To rock the real deal Steve-mode, you must.....
frost your tips? right on, lance bass.
Dude, bro, man, thats natural, thats how it grows by it self, gay without maintenance
Dont forget teh Spiker Jr. Burger Belly. It completes the look.
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Be thankful you have easily managed hair. I have half kike hair. It results in thickness, 2 cowlicks, and complete shit haircuts on the regular. My pin head looks retarded shaved too. As a result, I'd rather look unkempt than toss $20 down the drain every 6-8 weeks to get shitty uneven haircuts.
I'm due for my bi-annual haircut. I haven't gotten one since early September or late August. I have a cousin's wedding tomorrow so I'm tempted to go get one. Most likely I'll just go with my unabomber beard and hair. It's a guido wedding so, fuck it.
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I bought a hair clipper so I don't have to pay many times a year.
I have a fake mohawk (faux mohawk if you prefer french language) or I cut all my hair with the 3mm guard.
Usually I keep the mohawk in the winter cause it's cold and I cut it in the summer cause it's hot.
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i got cippers too but mine didnt come with gay metric guards ;)
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The metric system is better
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This site is getting worse. We are talking about fucking hair? Just cut your hair with a number one so when you using your harbor freight tools to boost your piece of shit and they decide to explode they wont get tangled in your hair and rip your scalp out.
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We are talking about real home made hair cut dude!
i got cippers too but mine didnt come with gay metric guards ;)
Mine has both, but I'm too lazy to get up and walk to see what it is in your system :P