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[colt45]

ok, this is me a few years ago.  don't worry, i look the same.




i've been rocking the same "#2 guard all the way around" haircut since 6th grade.  after looking through pictures of my life so far, i noticed i look the same in every god-damned picture.  that's all well and good you know; if it aint broke, don't fix it.  but i want to try something different and awesome, so i did some research and here's what i found:


the FauxHawk  cut.
 

pro: dont need to shave sides of the head




con: the fauxhawk is clearly gay







the Mohawk


pro: fucking awesome





con: too much work (for my lazy ass)to look right

some mohawk fail:






some mohawk win:




after reading, and looking, i like the shorter haired 'hawks.  main reason: easy to deal with.  im not trying to make a fashion statement, i just want to have something other then the 'ol #2



patterns:










i could have sworn this was stevemode












the cool thing is that if i try it and dont like it i can always










(shave hair off, not have mental breakdown)

[RotaryGeek]

Holy huge picture batman.... and fuck a mohawk, this isn't the 80's. just get a razor and shave it.

[special ed]

faux hawks are for fags.  but mohawks are becomming that way too haha.

easiest to maintain ever.  as long as you can work your clippers and a mirror.  i had one for a year and a half.  

i am almost completely certain i will have it back in the summer.

really simple, go get it done professionally the first time.  when it gets too long, get the top wet and comb it over to buzz the sides, repeat.

i used to hit the sides with a level 2 then the top with a 25mm guard.

i don't have many good pictures of it, but here is where i chose not to clean up the top haha, it was way too out of hand.


the best part about a mohawk is that you don't have to style it, it's there when you wake up, get out of the shower, or when your girl decides to try and mess it up during sex.

[97Econobox]

I rocked one for a while then all the trendy black folk who think its cool to be a white boy now started doing it.  I haven't done it in a good while now cause im not a puff daddy sac rider. But if you are going to do it make sure there is scalp on teh sides.  in this pic i hadnt cut it in a while so it had gronw out.  when i grew up there were better when they were semi haggard and lazy.  Now its a totaly cool thing to have along with your skin tight pants and white belts. 

TLDR if you're gonna do it then do it right and dont wear tight pants.

 

[Joseph Davis]

trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now

That was what I was about to say. 

There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.

[CSaddict]

Hotrex rocks a mohawk. Go from there.

[dvst8r]

trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now

That was what I was about to say. 

There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.

This.

[BoostedSchemes]

WHHHHAAAAAT? OKKKKKAAAAAAY!! REAL NIGGA ROLL CALL




when just out of shower without putting it up -

[boosted wagon]

Put #1 attachment on clippers and shave away all your homosexual thoughts of mohawks, FauxHawk haircuts and large penises in your mouth. 

[Joseph Davis]

Embrace your inner Belgian industrial musician, Yuriy.

[j.h.christ]

is it fucking hair and fashion week? jeeeeesus christ

[drivin96]

ftw

[special ed]

ftw

haha i was so close to rockin the mullet hawk.  may still do it, with sideburns shaved upto the top of my ear haha.

[97Econobox]

Hotrex rocks a mohawk. Go from there.

Oh god.  see ever goddamn body is rocking one cause its too fuckign cool now.  Rock a Famous stars and stripes hoodie and get a mohawk.

ZOMG its TRAVIS BARKER

fucking kill me now.  i weep for humanity.

Im shaving my head and wearing nothing but FuBu now.

[Teg2boo]

you and your family

[Hotrodlincoln]

Mull a mullet over.

[90boostdaccord]

seriously with this thread.  do whatever you want with your hair.  personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that

[j.h.christ]

is it fucking hair and fashion week? jeeeeesus christ

[BoostedSchemes]

[97Econobox]

seriously with this thread.  do whatever you want with your hair.  personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that

Indeed.  Apparently 3 is far too many.  unless you count rotsex who is actually a tranny.

[TTC]

People are running around now with mullets, it is somehow fashionable.

[Doug]

trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now

Pussy. While on vacation two years ago, under the influence of hydrocodone and Colt 45, I took my guard off the clippers and never looked back. Now I just either use the bare clippers (stubble look) or shave it.

[j.h.christ]

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=mov&file=chick_takes_a_huge_shit_on_spycam.mp4

[Ntrain2k]

trade the #2 for a #1 guard. i've been rocking the #1 guard for about 5 years now

That was what I was about to say. 

There's a huge difference between the two, your new #1 guard self will look back at the old #2 guard you with loathing that you were ever such a long haired hippie.

Britney Spears '3' PARODY Hippies Always Smell ~ Rucka Rucka Ali.avi

[jagojon3]

I also use a #2 guard all the way around, it's nice being able to cut my own hair for free.

Sometimes I use a #1 on the lower neck part and blend it in, seems to grow a little faster back there.

[salesmonkey]

my beard is longer then your hair. but then again its longer then my hair...

i use to have a mohawk back in the days. wasnt to outragous. but i had it between 3-6 inches for a year or so. everyonce in awhile i think about doing it again. but like everyone is saying i dont want to be refrenced to niggers(actually didnt even realize niggers had mohawks besides Mr T's) or anyone else that has a mohawk. seems like everyone has to tell you about there friend that use to have a mohawk or this one guy he saw with one. people will try to touch your hair, stare more then usuall, talk to you when before they wouldnt have and so on

[LS1pwNzJ00]

seriously with this thread.  do whatever you want with your hair.  personally, there are way too many people in this thread that have mohawks, which would steer me away from that

Indeed.  Apparently 3 is far too many.  unless you count rotsex who is actually a tranny.

Dont let VERY/GAY mike know about hotrex being a tranny, he'll try and fuck him on the ASAP and claim he isnt gay

[d112crzy]

What about a simple fade? Looks similar to a one size, but not.

[jeffsciv23]

#1 faded to #3 on top

[Stealthmode]

::prays for un-fucked 2nd page:: please please.