:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: keelay on March 05, 2010, 01:24:44 AM
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Went to jail 2 nights ago. Just got out, and home. Fuck johnny law. Got a ticket for speeding, no license, running stop sign, but he didn't find the QP of bud I threw out of the window :noel:
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they throw you in jail for no license now? holy shit that is crazy.
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No, had a warrant in a neighboring city. Went to court today, and it was for a 3 year old ticket. Turns our I HAD paid it, so I was released to another city that had a hold on, went there and had to pay $1000 cash only bond. Also, my wonderful wifey waited until the cops left, went back, got the bud, and proceded to sell it to the guy I as on my way to sell it to. I got a down bitch.
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did not realize you were such a hardened criminal. nice work sir
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did not realize you were such a hardened criminal. nice work sir
Or a lady with such talent
why the fuck were you speeding on your way making a delivery? WTF is wrong with this picture
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35 in a 25, through the hood. On a street that if you do 25, you get your shit jacked. I thought my 35 was suspiciously slow. Then he followed me down a parallel street, came out behind me at the "not sure if he can read the tag or not" distance. Instead of running and drawing more attention for the dump, I just pulled over. Worked like a charm, and only cost me 2 days. Got bonded out with the money from the bud. Funny thing is, when he pulled up behind me, he parked right on top of the bag. Covering the evidence. After the 3rd cop car pulled up, and he still hadn't came back to my car, I thought they found it. The only thing they found was a clean scale. I told him I metered my own mail, lol.
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Darwin much? ??? Must have pics of this "down broad", just to clarify the perception in my head.
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Damn I'm glad I read this. I forgot I had court on the 3rd, I better call them tomorrow.
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Darwin much? ??? Must have pics of this "down broad", just to clarify the perception in my head.
Yea. Need a visual.
You made it out like a pro :yes:
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If you're going to something that illegal, at least make sure your bases are covered. I'm reminded of the guy who's spending 30 years in prison because he graciously allowed the cops to search his car after being pulled over for a "garfield" mirror hangy thing. I think it was for a combination of crack rocks, heroin, unregistered/loaded gun, and to top if off - an open whiskey container.
BTW I keep my piston/rod weights in my scale just in case. Because I actually balanced them with it. :-*
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If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.
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how did they not see you throw something out the window?
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you know whats cool about jail? nothing.
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So you carry weight and a set of scales when driving through the hood? Sir, do you know how fucking stupid that is?
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I betg the first thingh you bought was powdered soap... :-*
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you know whats cool about jail? nothing.
The friends you make
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If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.
Perfect, except when got ran off the road by some dumb bitch. ;D
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If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.
Perfect, except when got ran off the road by some dumb bitch. ;D
Read it again
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Pics of chick will come later tonight.
The bag went out the passenger window as I pulled off to the right, not in the cops field of vision. Plus it was dark, and if you've ever tried to see inside a car from behind with your headlights and a spotlight glaring off the back window, you know what's up.
Had the scales in the car, because I weigh EVERYTHING in FRONT of the buyer. This avoids the 20 minute later phone call of "hey, you shorted me".
Yes, I was in the hood, making a drop. Yes I was driving slightly over the speed limit. Carrying a small amount of weight, I AM NOT getting car jacked.
And the cool thing about jail is: not a goddamn thing. I had to spend %30 of last year in jail, and thought I was gonna have to do another 3 months this time, but I got a good girl that made shit happen.
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Youre a moron and deserved to go to jail.
Fucking wanna be dopeslinging nigger faggot... ::)
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Youre a moron and deserved to go to jail.
Fucking wanna be dopeslinging nigger faggot... ::)
Deserved, maybe. Wanna be dope slinging nigger faggot, no. I have never sold anything other than personal stash before. Just this time I got a GOOD deal on a couple pounds and made an investment to use the profits to get my license back. And to sound like a nigger, noone will give me a job here. Seriously there are NO jobs here, at all. The only things I can find involve having a drivers license, so I am trying to make something work for that.
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Give me one! If not, I will have to wait until I get my license.
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pic of me and the wife about 2 years ago
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi82.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj271%2Fkeelay350r%2Fme%2520and%2520friends%2Fl_35c8dd52648a7611842ec5f9ee2400ec.jpg&hash=b4c753337c6c0754c4d7268cf718336cf06a2f55)
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best story i heard all day man :noel:
props to your woman too.
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You and your wife are trash. Be proud.
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fuck yea you know theyre both gaped out from mass nigger cock
they both get it while hes in jail
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I'm not going to dogpile on you... but you do realize you're getting caught for stupid redneck shit, right?
You are obviously bright because while digging up dirt on people on the interwebs is not hard it does require a lot of creative thinking and mental flexibility. How about you exert one tenth of that fucking effort towards hiding your smoking dope when you're making deliveries, followed by laundering the money so it's legit and you can make it work for you without being illegal/stupid?
I understand why the lowrents in the hood sling <insert cool drug of the week> as it's an easy way to get cash when your prospects are slim, but when that's as good as you think you've got going for you then you're setting yourself up to live that same tired afterschool special we've all seen play out a dozen times before. Demonstrate some adaptability or prepare to french kiss Darwin, dude.
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See also: FUCK YOU!!
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Next time you throw out a bag let me know, I'll picks it up for yous. I only take a 1/3 fee
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NJ is making it legal to have marijuana dispensaries. If you want to sell pot, move up here and do it on the up and up. If not, go buy "The Wire" full 5 season collection. Watch how drug dealing is done. Obviously some of it is bullshit, but a lot of the basics are pretty brilliant.
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So long as common sense is used, it's not hard to not get caught. For instance, I NEED a inconspicuous car. Other than that its stupid easy. I don't want to do this for long. That is definite. No matter the money, the longer you spend doing it, the higher the risk of getting caught goes up. Drastically. I don't want to be a low rent dope peddler at all. I'm doing it solely as a business venture. Just long enough to get my license back, so I can get an actual job with some time of retirement and insurance etc..."The streets" don't have a 401k, or insurance. I've got a few over seas contract jobs eyed, that I am well qualified for, pending return of my license. Of which will pay off everything I owe, and set me up for a home loan, and future business venture.
It's not that I don't have ambition, or potential. I have just fucked myself in the past with my license situation, and divorce. Credit got raped by the ex, license got fucked by myself and an employer that hinged my job on mobility, regardless of my license situation. Racked up quite a few driving while suspended tickets, then got raped by courts that enforce "pay or stay". One ticket by itself cost me $1,592. If that's not government extortion, I don't know what is. I know I shouldn't have been driving, but seriously, I still pay road taxes, traffic cop salaries, and to take away my right to drive over not having the money to pay a ticket is fucked up. It's a fine based on corrupt politicians wishes, and to "benefit" the community, levied on me with the full force of felonious treatment. I've been pulled out of a car at gunpoint by police for not having a license and percieved as a treat. Look at my picture, do I look scary? Is not having a license an indicator that I may be violent? I'm just pissed that I can have my freedom removed from me and incarcerated over a trivial crime. I didn't lose my license due to erratic driving, I lost it due to being broke and not paying a ticket. I'm not a "threat" to other drivers. I've had 2 wrecks, both of which were not my fault. These mother fuckers have the responsibility (their job) to take people into custody for such bullshit crimes, while more serious offenders get out of jail in just a few months. I was in jail last year with an old childhood friend, who was in for his 3rd manufacturing charge. He served 3 months, while i served almost 4 months straight for 3 driving while suspended tickets. That's fucking bullshit.
I know my doing this bud thing isn't the best idea I've hatched, but it is going to be the quickest way to get me back on the road legally. I'm not driving until then.
So, JD, got a job for me? Btw, I have been doing bullshit for KGB, but that made me like $100 last month. And ALMOST cost me my unemployment.
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It's not exactly the car, although it helps. My friend was in that spot before. His own car is a red 98 Taurus in his mom's name, although his bro's car is in his name (loan reasons). His brother gets pulled over weekly even after returning it to 110% stock, while my friend hasn't been pulled over once.
They see title holder has a suspended license, then make up an excuse to pull you over. In WI they can't pull a car over if the title holder has no license, as they can't tell who is driving. However, the example above proves otherwise. Get some midsize/family domestic (minivan=win) in some drab blend-in color, have it reg'd to a friend or parent, and drive like a normal granny.
I haven't been pulled over since I put a stock muffler on my turbo d16. Every time I go through town I do rippers with the cutout open, and it makes huge bangs with a ignition-cut as rev limiter. Loud enough to scare bystanders, thinking it's a drive-by. If a cop does hear it, they fly right past me. Nothing makes me laugh harder. Nothing besides johnny trying to act tough.
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My car is in my wifes name. But its a "import" and kind of loud. It was the same way with my old teg. I can't wait to get this talon finished so I can roll in a stock looking/sounding car.
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It's not exactly the car, although it helps. My friend was in that spot before. His own car is a red 98 Taurus in his mom's name, although his bro's car is in his name (loan reasons). His brother gets pulled over weekly even after returning it to 110% stock, while my friend hasn't been pulled over once.
They see title holder has a suspended license, then make up an excuse to pull you over. In WI they can't pull a car over if the title holder has no license, as they can't tell who is driving. However, the example above proves otherwise. Get some midsize/family domestic (minivan=win) in some drab blend-in color, have it reg'd to a friend or parent, and drive like a normal granny.
I haven't been pulled over since I put a stock muffler on my turbo d16. Every time I go through town I do rippers with the cutout open, and it makes huge bangs with a ignition-cut as rev limiter. Loud enough to scare bystanders, thinking it's a drive-by. If a cop does hear it, they fly right past me. Nothing makes me laugh harder. Nothing besides johnny trying to act tough.
After reading this maybe I should do a cutout on my exhaust for some fun with the cops. :evil:
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cops love camaro's, i've been let off more times than i can recall in that car, even with anitrous bottle in plain sight