Topic: I'm out of jail, again. (Read 5075 times)

keelay · « **on:** March 05, 2010, 01:24:44 AM »

Went to jail 2 nights ago. Just got out, and home. Fuck johnny law. Got a ticket for speeding, no license, running stop sign, but he didn't find the QP of bud I threw out of the window

j.h.christ · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:25:31 AM »

they throw you in jail for no license now? holy shit that is crazy.

keelay · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:28:41 AM »

No, had a warrant in a neighboring city. Went to court today, and it was for a 3 year old ticket. Turns our I HAD paid it, so I was released to another city that had a hold on, went there and had to pay $1000 cash only bond. Also, my wonderful wifey waited until the cops left, went back, got the bud, and proceded to sell it to the guy I as on my way to sell it to. I got a down bitch.

stealthiskey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:49:52 AM »

did not realize you were such a hardened criminal. nice work sir

Urban Indian · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:51:50 AM »

Quote from: stealthiskey on March 05, 2010, 01:49:52 AM

did not realize you were such a hardened criminal. nice work sir

Or a lady with such talent

why the fuck were you speeding on your way making a delivery? WTF is wrong with this picture

keelay · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:06:28 AM »

35 in a 25, through the hood. On a street that if you do 25, you get your shit jacked. I thought my 35 was suspiciously slow. Then he followed me down a parallel street, came out behind me at the "not sure if he can read the tag or not" distance. Instead of running and drawing more attention for the dump, I just pulled over. Worked like a charm, and only cost me 2 days. Got bonded out with the money from the bud. Funny thing is, when he pulled up behind me, he parked right on top of the bag. Covering the evidence. After the 3rd cop car pulled up, and he still hadn't came back to my car, I thought they found it. The only thing they found was a clean scale. I told him I metered my own mail, lol.

Stealthmode · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:30:18 AM »

Darwin much?

Must have pics of this "down broad", just to clarify the perception in my head.

Doug · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:41:03 AM »

Damn I'm glad I read this. I forgot I had court on the 3rd, I better call them tomorrow.

ironcrx · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on March 05, 2010, 02:30:18 AM

Darwin much? Must have pics of this "down broad", just to clarify the perception in my head.

Yea. Need a visual.

You made it out like a pro :yes:

HiProfile · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:29:47 AM »

If you're going to something that illegal, at least make sure your bases are covered. I'm reminded of the guy who's spending 30 years in prison because he graciously allowed the cops to search his car after being pulled over for a "garfield" mirror hangy thing. I think it was for a combination of crack rocks, heroin, unregistered/loaded gun, and to top if off - an open whiskey container.

BTW I keep my piston/rod weights in my scale just in case. Because I actually balanced them with it.

Doug · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:32:38 AM »

If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.

stealthiskey · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2010, 07:38:45 AM »

how did they not see you throw something out the window?

colt45 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2010, 08:10:37 AM »

you know whats cool about jail? nothing.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:58:07 AM »

So you carry weight and a set of scales when driving through the hood? Sir, do you know how fucking stupid that is?

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2010, 12:11:29 PM »

I betg the first thingh you bought was powdered soap...

Doug · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:01:32 PM »

Quote from: colt45 on March 05, 2010, 08:10:37 AM

you know whats cool about jail? nothing.

The friends you make

92CXyD · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:45:46 PM »

Quote from: Doug on March 05, 2010, 04:32:38 AM

If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.

Perfect, except when got ran off the road by some dumb bitch. ;D

Doug · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:47:16 PM »

Quote from: 92CXyD on March 05, 2010, 01:45:46 PM

Quote from: Doug on March 05, 2010, 04:32:38 AM
If I'm doing anything illegal I'm the perfect driver. I couldn't be a drug dealer, I'm too paranoid.

Perfect, except when got ran off the road by some dumb bitch. ;D

Read it again

keelay · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:02:08 PM »

Pics of chick will come later tonight.
The bag went out the passenger window as I pulled off to the right, not in the cops field of vision. Plus it was dark, and if you've ever tried to see inside a car from behind with your headlights and a spotlight glaring off the back window, you know what's up.
Had the scales in the car, because I weigh EVERYTHING in FRONT of the buyer. This avoids the 20 minute later phone call of "hey, you shorted me".
Yes, I was in the hood, making a drop. Yes I was driving slightly over the speed limit. Carrying a small amount of weight, I AM NOT getting car jacked.
And the cool thing about jail is: not a goddamn thing. I had to spend %30 of last year in jail, and thought I was gonna have to do another 3 months this time, but I got a good girl that made shit happen.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:09:08 PM »

Youre a moron and deserved to go to jail.

Fucking wanna be dopeslinging nigger faggot...

keelay · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 05, 2010, 03:09:08 PM

Youre a moron and deserved to go to jail.

Fucking wanna be dopeslinging nigger faggot...

Deserved, maybe. Wanna be dope slinging nigger faggot, no. I have never sold anything other than personal stash before. Just this time I got a GOOD deal on a couple pounds and made an investment to use the profits to get my license back. And to sound like a nigger, noone will give me a job here. Seriously there are NO jobs here, at all. The only things I can find involve having a drivers license, so I am trying to make something work for that.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:20:46 PM »

keelay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:40:41 PM »

Give me one! If not, I will have to wait until I get my license.

keelay · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:46:45 PM »

pic of me and the wife about 2 years ago

raiden571 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:50:43 PM »

best story i heard all day man

props to your woman too.

bigwig · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:51:40 PM »

You and your wife are trash. Be proud.

hotrex · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:58:28 PM »

fuck yea you know theyre both gaped out from mass nigger cock
they both get it while hes in jail

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:47:40 AM »

I'm not going to dogpile on you... but you do realize you're getting caught for stupid redneck shit, right?

You are obviously bright because while digging up dirt on people on the interwebs is not hard it does require a lot of creative thinking and mental flexibility. How about you exert one tenth of that fucking effort towards hiding your smoking dope when you're making deliveries, followed by laundering the money so it's legit and you can make it work for you without being illegal/stupid?

I understand why the lowrents in the hood sling <insert cool drug of the week> as it's an easy way to get cash when your prospects are slim, but when that's as good as you think you've got going for you then you're setting yourself up to live that same tired afterschool special we've all seen play out a dozen times before. Demonstrate some adaptability or prepare to french kiss Darwin, dude.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:48:32 AM »

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