:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealthmode on March 07, 2010, 10:25:20 PM
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This little high pitched fuck has been on my hit list for about a year now. Shaggy ass mop I've been dying to get at. So he's over playing, and I make comments about his girl hair again, and he mentions some new girl showing up to his class tomorrow..... I exploit the fuck out of the new girl/hair link and make my move. Shop is then wrecked.
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His parents are upstanding members of my white trash people, so they say dick. Jeez, I've had it out for his head for a long time, and now, I WIN!! (those teeth, I cannot fix however)
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Good job Stevemode. The kid now looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
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+1 for cletus.
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haha that kid looks like shit now
fucken lightbulb head
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Good job Stevemode. The kid now looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
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Holy fuck that is a good one hahahahhahahahahahha
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Long hair was probably to cover his giant ears.
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Glue his hair back. I hate mop heads, but holy fuck! He had that long hair for a reason :yes:
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Glue his hair back. I hate mop heads, but holy fuck! He had that long hair for a reason :yes:
this
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What was funny was that I was feeding him so much ego that after we did the "finger guns" pic, he wanted me to take a picture of him doing it laying on the hood of Dereks crx. :?:
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haha, he went from dork-Mc-Dipshit to Tom Cruise in a heart beat. I hope I don't get blamed if he kills himself later in life.
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What was funny was that I was feeding him so much ego that after we did the "finger guns" pic, he wanted me to take a picture of him doing it laying on the hood of Dereks crx. :?:
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haha, he went from dork-Mc-Dipshit to Tom Cruise in a heart beat. I hope I don't get blamed if he kills himself later in life.
Anyone seen butteryfly effect? Specifically what happened to the young kids?
Make sure to put the camera down when he gets naked, no evidence is better... (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.realhomemadeturbo.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fclassic%2Fanxious.gif&hash=e0e8697edfee92f8113570551556e5cc38051b36)
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Make sure to put the camera down when he gets naked, no evidence is better... (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.realhomemadeturbo.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fclassic%2Fanxious.gif&hash=e0e8697edfee92f8113570551556e5cc38051b36)
I thought the same thing...something wrong about a kid laying on a hood like that while you take pictures. :?:
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yeah nigga this dude is crazy.daddy made us watch him use the clippers on his downstairs.then started cutting my niggas hiar with them.
we took alot of pictures in the garage that day but we are not sposta talk about them.
daddy can we play santa claws again?
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Yeah dude, I'm going to lie - Rape, neighbor kid, hair, a garage and a camera make this situation a bit awkward.. :P
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wow, i've never heard a louder cry for help
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Work= done.
Transformin bitches from the ground up. Fuck wit dis.
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What was funny was that I was feeding him so much Jesus juice he wanted me to take a picture of us doing it on the hood of Dereks crx.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :?:
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What was funny was that I was feeding him so much Jesus juice he wanted me to take a picture of us doing it on the hood of Dereks crx.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :?:
LOL
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Wait till he goes to school and tells the teacher about his adventure posing for Derek's dad in his garage.
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I suggested no such poses. I simply did a before/after pic, and I was feeding his ego so much that he starts suggesting laying on the hood and shit. :?: Like he was insta-Tom Cruise and shit. ???
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News flash, pedo. Girls like longer hair, not lame ass stealthmode, boxdome cuts.
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Glue his hair back. I hate mop heads, but holy fuck! He had that long hair for a reason :yes:
this
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As for the rest of the thread... no comment, dude. :-X
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Did you actually cut the neighbor kid's hair off without the parents consent? That is slightly fucked up but if they don't get pissed off...hey whatever.
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News flash, pedo. Girls like longer hair, not lame ass stealthmode, boxdome cuts.
Haha, Scruffy Terror knows what girls like. lol.
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saw this and had to post it
even has a shout out to YURI ---he is the bunny
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Stealthmode= the new Micheal Jackson, back and blacker then ever O0
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that Kid looks like a wigger now. Way to go chodemode! That Uber gay pose on the CRX screams pedophile. :o
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Lol.
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ok so let me get this straight...
first you and your kid pee in the shower all over each other golden shower style...
and now you are baribie'ing up your neighbors kid for your sexual pleasure?
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ok so let me get this straight...
first you and your kid pee in the shower all over each other golden shower style...
and now you are baribie'ing up your neighbors kid for your sexual pleasure?
You have that correct sirs
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A tad out of context. The truth is that....
- All real niggaz will pee in the shower. Hey, it's going down the drain anyway, and unless you're a queer that washes your hands 110% of the time after pissing, you're just a normal dude doing dude shit. (learned this in the CHair Force)
- Furthermore, chopping your kids' neighborhood friends' mop is not unheard of. Danny Tanner type bitches let it slide, while real niggaz mop tha floor with that madness, and ask questions later.
What wuz yu sayin', faggot? :-\
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Lol, win.
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Danny Tanner is correct.
The following is NOT, however.
Birthdate
Height
Weight
Eye color?
Hair Color?
Address County
Address
Try... I've never been arrested in my fucken lifetime. Do (more) work, niggle.
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Oh, and if you're trying to convince the masses, you might want to use my REAL name. StePHen Thomas Smith.
Do sum work, you sidewinding ass nigger. 8)
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Stephen Thomas Smith (never had the jewelry put on meh)
Do work, fraggle rock faggot. ;)
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Oh, and if you're trying to convince the masses, you might want to use my REAL name. StePHen Thomas Smith.
Do sum work, you sidewinding ass nigger. 8)
negro, that was 5 minutes in mspaint.
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That's what I thought, stool pusher.
No wonder nobody believes in your fake ass. :-\
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That's what I thought, stool pusher.
No wonder nobody believes in your fake ass. :-\
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hey dawg, with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit, who mad, nigga?
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Whats going on in that pic? You look like you got Down Syndrome neck.
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that poor kid's gonna find this post in like 2021 and motherfuckin off himself
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with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit
wtf does that even mean?
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with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit
wtf does that even mean?
Biblical reference? :-\
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with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit
wtf does that even mean?
That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.
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with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit
wtf does that even mean?
That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.
you fly free, right? bring a running start and a stepstool in your checked baggage, short stack.
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Ah, true, when was the last time steve was 5'10", in actuality he's more around 5'3
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Gookers calling me short is always a good time. :noel:
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Im 5'9" of awkward fury
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Im 5'9" of awkward fury
Be original.
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with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit
wtf does that even mean?
That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.
How come you talk like snoop dogg but look like opey?
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This made me LOL cause Steve posted like 3 times back to back :yes:
Im 5'9" of awkward fury
Be original.
JD, it's hard to be original when your mom was a chink whore, who got pregnant by a chink whore fucking white guy, who frequented dirty chink massage parlors, and inserted his dirty syphilitic cock inside a dirty chinks' cum receptacle with out wrapping it. :-X :-X So the person he believes is his dad my just be a random stupid white guy who got the "I'm pregnant" note in barely legible engresh, and fell for sneaky Chinese trickery....I would be mad too, trying to pass my self off as something I'm not. >:(
Oh yeah, I forgot to add a picture for him.
Colombians make fun of j00!
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Did you actually cut the neighbor kid's hair off without the parents consent? That is slightly fucked up but if they don't get pissed off...hey whatever.
This?
It he was ours my wife would have fucking flipped out beyond comprehension. Myself would be pissed you didn't buzz cut it.
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Got consent from the kid, then ran it by his trashman dad, who only cared that the kid would allow his hair to be cut. The mom was in the dark on purpose.
You'd have to know my standing in my hood to understand how I don't get shot at for half the things I do. Neighbor of the year, 6 years running.
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This thread has been played out, and completely fucked by the lack of asian humor/English Composition.
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