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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 01:33:56 AM »
A tad out of context. The truth is that....


- All real niggaz will pee in the shower. Hey, it's going down the drain anyway, and unless you're a queer that washes your hands 110% of the time after pissing, you're just a normal dude doing dude shit. (learned this in the CHair Force)


- Furthermore, chopping your kids' neighborhood friends' mop is not unheard of. Danny Tanner type bitches let it slide, while real niggaz mop tha floor with that madness, and ask questions later.

What wuz yu sayin', faggot?  :-\
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 01:50:52 AM »
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2010, 01:54:12 AM »
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2010, 01:55:03 AM »
Danny Tanner is correct.


The following is NOT, however.

Birthdate
Height
Weight
Eye color?
Hair Color?
Address County
Address


Try... I've never been arrested in my fucken lifetime. Do (more) work, niggle.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2010, 01:57:22 AM »
Oh, and if you're trying to convince the masses, you might want to use my REAL name. StePHen Thomas Smith.



Do sum work, you sidewinding ass nigger.  8)
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2010, 01:59:28 AM »
Stephen Thomas Smith  (never had the jewelry put on meh)


Do work, fraggle rock faggot.  ;)
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2010, 01:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 01:57:22 AM
Oh, and if you're trying to convince the masses, you might want to use my REAL name. StePHen Thomas Smith.



Do sum work, you sidewinding ass nigger.  8)

negro, that was 5 minutes in mspaint.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2010, 02:01:14 AM »
That's what I thought, stool pusher.



No wonder nobody believes in your fake ass.  :-\
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2010, 02:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:01:14 AM
That's what I thought, stool pusher.



No wonder nobody believes in your fake ass.  :-\

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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM »
hey dawg, with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit, who mad, nigga?
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2010, 02:17:45 AM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 01:50:52 AM
:-\



Whats going on in that pic? You look like you got Down Syndrome neck.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2010, 02:24:12 AM »
that poor kid's gonna find this post in like 2021 and motherfuckin off himself
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2010, 02:24:42 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit

wtf does that even mean?
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2010, 02:35:11 AM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 02:24:42 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit

wtf does that even mean?

Biblical reference?  :-\
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2010, 03:11:21 AM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 02:24:42 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit

wtf does that even mean?

That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2010, 03:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 02:24:42 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit

wtf does that even mean?

That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.

you fly free, right? bring a running start and a stepstool in your checked baggage, short stack.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2010, 03:41:55 AM »
Ah, true, when was the last time steve was 5'10", in actuality he's more around 5'3
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2010, 04:04:14 AM »
Gookers calling me short is always a good time.  :noel:
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2010, 04:11:56 AM »
Im 5'9" of awkward fury
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2010, 11:04:00 AM »
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #50 on: March 09, 2010, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 02:24:42 AM
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
with you tryin to push your fake lord of the universe type shit

wtf does that even mean?

That means, I'll stood stomp tha Jesus H. Christ ass into the grizzound, FUCKFACE.

How come you talk like snoop dogg but look like opey?
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2010, 12:28:03 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on March 09, 2010, 02:02:50 AM

This made me LOL cause Steve posted like 3 times back to back :yes:

Quote from: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 09, 2010, 04:11:56 AM
Im 5'9" of awkward fury

Be original.
JD, it's hard to be original when your mom was a chink whore, who got pregnant by a chink whore fucking white guy, who frequented dirty chink massage parlors, and inserted his dirty syphilitic cock inside a dirty chinks' cum receptacle with out wrapping it. :-X :-X So the person he believes is his dad my just be a random stupid white guy who got the "I'm pregnant" note in barely legible engresh, and fell for sneaky Chinese trickery....I would be mad too, trying to pass my self off as something I'm not. >:(


Oh yeah, I forgot to add a picture for him.

Colombians make fun of j00!

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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2010, 08:43:12 PM »
Quote from: SloS13 on March 08, 2010, 11:40:51 AM
Did you actually cut the neighbor kid's hair off without the parents consent?  That is slightly fucked up but if they don't get pissed off...hey whatever.

This?

It he was ours my wife would have fucking flipped out beyond comprehension.    Myself would be pissed you didn't buzz cut it. 
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2010, 11:04:03 PM »
  Got consent from the kid, then ran it by his trashman dad, who only cared that the kid would allow his hair to be cut. The mom was in the dark on purpose.


  You'd have to know my standing in my hood to understand how I don't get shot at for half the things I do. Neighbor of the year, 6 years running.
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Re: Put the RAPE on the neighbor kids hair. (yeah me!)
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2010, 02:49:07 AM »
This thread has been played out, and completely fucked by the lack of asian humor/English Composition.




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