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General Category => Hybrid/Tech => Topic started by: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:22:43 PM

Title: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:22:43 PM
had gsr crx.. blew gsr.. swapped in an ls motor... b18b1...

the passenger axle fit fine but the driver axle looks alot longer.. fucking shit wont line up no matter what i do..

do i need a ls driver side axle?

what the fuck

thanks
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Jorsher on March 16, 2010, 07:25:43 PM
What axles are they?  I don't see why it would matter from one B18 to another...

What's this about removing some caps in the hub to use teg axles in a b-swapped crx?  I didn't remove shit and they fit/worked just fine.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: BoostedSchemes on March 16, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
yo arab

do the axles go into the engine  ???

if not

then wtf did you do lol

obviously you just need to put some more nigger power into it, shell go

i reccomend removing that pesky c clip
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Ravage70 on March 16, 2010, 07:27:35 PM
same parts around the longblock Aladdin
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:32:55 PM
same parts around the longblock Aladdin

i know you god damn canadian

the axle fits into the motor fine.. fits halfshaft bolts up fine everything is fine but the god damn axle is too big

i would take pics but that shits prolly too dark

let me go try

its a gsr axle as far as i know?

Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:39:04 PM
axle feels fucked...

god damn it...

the axle looks like its broken but its under the boot if that makes any sense the two halfs of the axle that connect are disconnected.. how the fuck is an axle going to randomly break with the car not even running
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Jorsher on March 16, 2010, 07:51:03 PM
Did you pull the axles out or pry them out?

I fucked my D-series axles but that's cuz I didn't care.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:57:11 PM
Did you pull the axles out or pry them out?

I fucked my D-series axles but that's cuz I didn't care.

pry with screw driver

but they sat dangling overnight when the motor was out of the car..

maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them out for scrap
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Ravage70 on March 16, 2010, 11:48:13 PM
maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them out for scrap
Like Bone likes to say, "Detoilet"!
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Jorsher on March 16, 2010, 11:51:36 PM
My axles dangled for days.

When dropping the engine in did you possibly land on em?

What I'm saying is, gravity isn't enough to pop them out of socket.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 17, 2010, 12:13:21 AM
My axles dangled for days.

When dropping the engine in did you possibly land on em?

What I'm saying is, gravity isn't enough to pop them out of socket.

hence me saying "maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them for scrap"

:p
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 17, 2010, 12:13:51 AM
eitherway i should be able to "pop" them back in and it should be good to go

well see
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: highroller54 on March 17, 2010, 01:53:29 AM
take the boot clamps off, slide it up the axle the fix the cv. install new clamps, learn lesson.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: ctr99ek on March 17, 2010, 05:01:30 AM
is it the same intermediate shaft and axles that were in the old swap?
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: jay on March 18, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
is it the same intermediate shaft and axles that were in the old swap?

yeah... got it in... axle fell apart

it was a bitch to fit the fucker back in though :(
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Eggylshatch on March 19, 2010, 12:56:47 AM
you make baby jesus cry.  you have fail-touch.  stop touching things. 
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: Eggylshatch on March 20, 2010, 12:24:45 AM
Don't
Fucking
Touch
It
Buk.

DFTIB.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: arsenio on March 20, 2010, 12:35:44 AM
You proly just spread the tulip joint apart. Just keep fucking with it untill it goes back together.

I did this on a Corolla once buy pulling the axel out of the tranny by the shaft. The boot looker really fucked and long. Just keep massaging the shaft untill it comes, back together.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: potatodude on March 20, 2010, 01:12:24 AM
You proly just spread the tulip

Just keep massaging the shaft untill it comes
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Post by: arsenio on March 20, 2010, 01:43:45 AM
Jesus Christ. I fucking hate this little ass keyboard.
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Post by: ifly87 on March 20, 2010, 03:04:07 AM
whatever's wrong with it i'm sure you can weld it.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: t_cel_t on March 24, 2010, 03:40:13 PM
quick go scavenge some old riding lawnmowers, a jet engine, a grandfather clock, and a some chunks of carbide out of a volcano and build your self a lathe. you can lathe a new axle and plus you will have the plans to make more axles for your friends at a profit not to exceed $50 a week.
Title: Re: fuck cars.. axle wont fit..
Post by: HiProfile on March 29, 2010, 02:58:56 AM
whatever's wrong with it i'm sure you can weld it.

This thread is great. I've never known someone who fails so much at life but in such an entertaining fasion.