Topic: fuck cars.. axle wont fit.. (Read 6452 times)

jay · « **on:** March 16, 2010, 07:22:43 PM »

had gsr crx.. blew gsr.. swapped in an ls motor... b18b1...

the passenger axle fit fine but the driver axle looks alot longer.. fucking shit wont line up no matter what i do..

do i need a ls driver side axle?

what the fuck

thanks

Jorsher · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:25:43 PM »

What axles are they? I don't see why it would matter from one B18 to another...

What's this about removing some caps in the hub to use teg axles in a b-swapped crx? I didn't remove shit and they fit/worked just fine.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:27:05 PM »

yo arab

do the axles go into the engine

if not

then wtf did you do lol

obviously you just need to put some more nigger power into it, shell go

i reccomend removing that pesky c clip

Ravage70 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:27:35 PM »

same parts around the longblock Aladdin

jay · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Ravage70 on March 16, 2010, 07:27:35 PM

same parts around the longblock Aladdin

i know you god damn canadian

the axle fits into the motor fine.. fits halfshaft bolts up fine everything is fine but the god damn axle is too big

i would take pics but that shits prolly too dark

let me go try

its a gsr axle as far as i know?

jay · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:39:04 PM »

axle feels fucked...

god damn it...

the axle looks like its broken but its under the boot if that makes any sense the two halfs of the axle that connect are disconnected.. how the fuck is an axle going to randomly break with the car not even running

Jorsher · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:51:03 PM »

Did you pull the axles out or pry them out?

I fucked my D-series axles but that's cuz I didn't care.

jay · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Jorsher on March 16, 2010, 07:51:03 PM

Did you pull the axles out or pry them out?

I fucked my D-series axles but that's cuz I didn't care.

pry with screw driver

but they sat dangling overnight when the motor was out of the car..

maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them out for scrap

Ravage70 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:48:13 PM »

Quote from: jay on March 16, 2010, 07:57:11 PM

maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them out for scrap

Like Bone likes to say, "Detoilet"!

Jorsher · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:51:36 PM »

My axles dangled for days.

When dropping the engine in did you possibly land on em?

What I'm saying is, gravity isn't enough to pop them out of socket.

jay · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2010, 12:13:21 AM »

Quote from: Jorsher on March 16, 2010, 11:51:36 PM

My axles dangled for days.

When dropping the engine in did you possibly land on em?

What I'm saying is, gravity isn't enough to pop them out of socket.

hence me saying "maybe a nigger came and tried to yank them for scrap"

:p

jay · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2010, 12:13:51 AM »

eitherway i should be able to "pop" them back in and it should be good to go

well see

highroller54 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2010, 01:53:29 AM »

take the boot clamps off, slide it up the axle the fix the cv. install new clamps, learn lesson.

ctr99ek · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:01:30 AM »

is it the same intermediate shaft and axles that were in the old swap?

jay · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:44:55 PM »

Quote from: ctr99ek on March 17, 2010, 05:01:30 AM

is it the same intermediate shaft and axles that were in the old swap?

yeah... got it in... axle fell apart

it was a bitch to fit the fucker back in though

Eggylshatch · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:56:47 AM »

you make baby jesus cry. you have fail-touch. stop touching things.

Eggylshatch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:24:45 AM »

Don't
Fucking
Touch
It
Buk.

DFTIB.

arsenio · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:35:44 AM »

You proly just spread the tulip joint apart. Just keep fucking with it untill it goes back together.

I did this on a Corolla once buy pulling the axel out of the tranny by the shaft. The boot looker really fucked and long. Just keep massaging the shaft untill it comes, back together.

potatodude · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:12:24 AM »

Quote from: arsenio on March 20, 2010, 12:35:44 AM

You proly just spread the tulip

Just keep massaging the shaft untill it comes

arsenio · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:43:45 AM »

Jesus Christ. I fucking hate this little ass keyboard.

ifly87 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2010, 03:04:07 AM »

whatever's wrong with it i'm sure you can weld it.

t_cel_t · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:40:13 PM »

quick go scavenge some old riding lawnmowers, a jet engine, a grandfather clock, and a some chunks of carbide out of a volcano and build your self a lathe. you can lathe a new axle and plus you will have the plans to make more axles for your friends at a profit not to exceed $50 a week.

HiProfile · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:58:56 AM »

Quote from: ifly87 on March 20, 2010, 03:04:07 AM

whatever's wrong with it i'm sure you can weld it.

This thread is great. I've never known someone who fails so much at life but in such an entertaining fasion.

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