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Title: did i contract aids?
Post by: 98vtec on May 08, 2010, 03:25:03 AM
a stripper bit me after i told her i would buy her a shot and proceeded to give me a lap dance.  Should i get checked out?

not a mean bite either......one of those i want your dick bites but i wont fuck a stripper.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on May 08, 2010, 03:28:16 AM
Lulz pervert. No. You will be fine.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: jay on May 08, 2010, 03:32:24 AM
did she break the skin?
your fine... unless you bled out of the bite and she was a super nasty skank with sores in her mouth
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Sinister on May 08, 2010, 03:35:31 AM
its lupus
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: 98vtec on May 08, 2010, 03:39:16 AM
im just saying.....this bitch has a great ass and great tits.  Gives me a hug and tits in the face every time i walk in the door.  I tend to buy her a couple shots throughout the night but she has never bitten me before. 
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Ghetto_D on May 08, 2010, 03:52:29 AM
maybe she has rabies?
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: keelay on May 08, 2010, 03:54:08 AM
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Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: caged on May 08, 2010, 04:01:15 AM
did you bite the bitch back?
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: t_cel_t on May 08, 2010, 04:51:51 AM
funny, kinda related story
one of my buddies and his friends (i dont know them) were out drinking downtown. they leave this bar and while they are walking down the street and this car comes flying down the road, there was a cop a couple blocks down with its lights going. as the car goes past one of the guys feels a shooting pain in his leg. looks down and its a fucking used needle stuck through his jeans right into his thigh, seems the driver of the car had drugs shit on him/her and threw it out right as they were going past these guys.

fuckin nasty, they said the needle had brown shit in it.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: 98vtec on May 08, 2010, 02:12:17 PM
did you bite the bitch back?
i tried.  the bouncers dont take that stuff very well lol
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 08, 2010, 03:49:45 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: keelay on May 08, 2010, 04:01:43 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: marcj on May 08, 2010, 04:34:14 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

He's right.. the virus doesn't reside anywhere inside a persons mouth unless a wound is present, and even at that point, she would have to break your skin, with the contaminated blood in her mouth.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 08, 2010, 04:36:35 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: TheMadScientist on May 08, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
Yes  :yes:
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 08, 2010, 06:16:16 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr  :o
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 08, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
hotrex had aids once, but it went away.


ITT: mechanics are alsodoctors, mechanics also love strippers no matter what risk
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: xpert787 on May 08, 2010, 10:13:36 PM
I'm a 3rd year med student, MD in 1 year. If your worried get tested, however you most likely need to wait a few weeks before the test they commonly due will be positive. It looks for antibodies which aren't made for at least 4-6 weeks after exposure. Most likely based on your story you don't have it HIV is harder to transmit then many of the other viruses, Hep C, hep B, HSV.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: chris on May 08, 2010, 10:24:15 PM
Im guessing bird flu
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on May 08, 2010, 10:26:24 PM
Im guessing bird flu


no def.  AIDS
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 08, 2010, 10:37:20 PM
Biting isn't a vector for AIDS transmission, Blake.  What you do with your father is.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: arsenio on May 08, 2010, 11:34:49 PM
Biting isn't a vector for AIDS transmission, Blake.  What you do with your father is.

Raw anal?
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 09, 2010, 12:43:44 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if your friendly relation with said stripper leads to you getting herp of some kind.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Jorsher on May 09, 2010, 12:49:59 PM
Have you seen Dusk til Dawn?

There's a high chance that the stripper was in fact a vampire, and soon the sun will cause you immense pain.  On the plus side: you can bang all the strippers in the world without fear of aids, because you will be immortal.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 09, 2010, 12:54:05 PM
Have you seen Dusk til Dawn?

There's a high chance that the stripper was in fact a vampire, and soon the sun will cause you immense pain.  On the plus side: you can bang all the strippers in the world without fear of aids, because you will be immortal.

Negative side: George Clooney will come and kill him.

True story.  Happened in the movie.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: keelay on May 09, 2010, 01:12:32 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr  :o

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 09, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
well fuck all of you, i stayed at a holiday inn last night
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 09, 2010, 03:55:22 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr  :o

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

I went twice  :noel:
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 09, 2010, 05:05:01 PM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr  :o

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

I went twice  :noel:

Yeah but you come from a country with free health care, and can afford such extravagance.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: ironcrx on May 09, 2010, 05:46:49 PM
ah shit ya got me  Jew
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 27, 2010, 08:32:08 AM
bump
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: keelay on June 27, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here.... :-\

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr  :o

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

I went twice  :noel:

Rich motherfucker.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: HiProfile on June 28, 2010, 12:01:13 AM
if you are worried go get a test done, it takes 15 mins and doesn't cost much at all.
i wouldn't worry about it though.


Well it's been 2 months, but...it can take up to 6 months before HIV is even detectable.
Title: Re: did i contract aids?
Post by: chris on June 28, 2010, 04:47:37 PM
Hot pockets on sale! Aids free!