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[98vtec]

a stripper bit me after i told her i would buy her a shot and proceeded to give me a lap dance.  Should i get checked out?

not a mean bite either......one of those i want your dick bites but i wont fuck a stripper.

[ApexSilver06MR]

Lulz pervert. No. You will be fine.

[jay]

did she break the skin?
your fine... unless you bled out of the bite and she was a super nasty skank with sores in her mouth

[Sinister]

its lupus

[98vtec]

im just saying.....this bitch has a great ass and great tits.  Gives me a hug and tits in the face every time i walk in the door.  I tend to buy her a couple shots throughout the night but she has never bitten me before. 

[Ghetto_D]

maybe she has rabies?

[keelay]

[caged]

did you bite the bitch back?

[t_cel_t]

funny, kinda related story
one of my buddies and his friends (i dont know them) were out drinking downtown. they leave this bar and while they are walking down the street and this car comes flying down the road, there was a cop a couple blocks down with its lights going. as the car goes past one of the guys feels a shooting pain in his leg. looks down and its a fucking used needle stuck through his jeans right into his thigh, seems the driver of the car had drugs shit on him/her and threw it out right as they were going past these guys.

fuckin nasty, they said the needle had brown shit in it.

[98vtec]

did you bite the bitch back?

i tried.  the bouncers dont take that stuff very well lol

[ironcrx]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

[keelay]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

[marcj]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

He's right.. the virus doesn't reside anywhere inside a persons mouth unless a wound is present, and even at that point, she would have to break your skin, with the contaminated blood in her mouth.

[jeffsciv23]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

[TheMadScientist]

Yes  :yes:

[ironcrx]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr 

[LS1pwNzJ00]

hotrex had aids once, but it went away.


ITT: mechanics are alsodoctors, mechanics also love strippers no matter what risk

[xpert787]

I'm a 3rd year med student, MD in 1 year. If your worried get tested, however you most likely need to wait a few weeks before the test they commonly due will be positive. It looks for antibodies which aren't made for at least 4-6 weeks after exposure. Most likely based on your story you don't have it HIV is harder to transmit then many of the other viruses, Hep C, hep B, HSV.

[chris]

Im guessing bird flu

[bigdaddyvtec]

Im guessing bird flu

no def.  AIDS

[Joseph Davis]

Biting isn't a vector for AIDS transmission, Blake.  What you do with your father is.

[arsenio]

Biting isn't a vector for AIDS transmission, Blake.  What you do with your father is.

Raw anal?

[ironcrx]

I wouldn't be surprised if your friendly relation with said stripper leads to you getting herp of some kind.

[Jorsher]

Have you seen Dusk til Dawn?

There's a high chance that the stripper was in fact a vampire, and soon the sun will cause you immense pain.  On the plus side: you can bang all the strippers in the world without fear of aids, because you will be immortal.

[ironcrx]

Have you seen Dusk til Dawn?

There's a high chance that the stripper was in fact a vampire, and soon the sun will cause you immense pain.  On the plus side: you can bang all the strippers in the world without fear of aids, because you will be immortal.

Negative side: George Clooney will come and kill him.

True story.  Happened in the movie.

[keelay]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr 

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

well fuck all of you, i stayed at a holiday inn last night

[ironcrx]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr 

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

I went twice 

[Joseph Davis]

Youl be fine.  nothing to worry about.

Trust me, im a premed student (dr in like 8 years or some shit) and current EMT.

So much trust to be had here....

yeah you should be fine, trust me i know what im talking about, my aunts dating a doctor

Funny you should say that.  My aunt actually is dating a Dr 

I know what I'm talking about. I went to the doctor one time when I was a kid.

I went twice 

Yeah but you come from a country with free health care, and can afford such extravagance.

[ironcrx]

ah shit ya got me  Jew