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Title: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 27, 2010, 09:08:10 PM: Nevermind, I got it. O0
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:25:14 PM: True story.. Im iphoning on the side of the road. Was hauling ass on a ramp and my shit just died. Never happened before... Blah
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:29:45 PM: And i have to shit. Im sitting on the guard rail and i just felt a vibration... Something is out here with me..... Kids if i dont make it out of nc alive i want to tell you something...

Fuck your mother
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: crttaz on May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM: fuck you sister
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Robb on May 27, 2010, 10:31:42 PM: Quote from: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:29:45 PM
And i have to shit. Im sitting on the guard rail and i just felt a vibration... Something is out here with me..... Kids if i dont make it out of nc alive i want to tell you something...

Fuck your mother

If you hear banjo music...

Run.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: arsenio on May 27, 2010, 10:32:35 PM: Are you saying you want your son to make sweet coitus with his mother?
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:34:20 PM: Quote from: crttaz on May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
fuck you sister
Not cool... Shes autistic.

So this carload of beaners pulled up. I thought it was JD so i waved like a homo (myself some would say). I'll probably be asked "ever had your shit pushed in" in a few minutes when they bring back their homies.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on May 27, 2010, 10:45:26 PM: Long money says you love it faggot.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:50:09 PM: Long money says i want to get the ffffuuuu to Atlanta
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 28, 2010, 12:47:12 AM: Operation: Save Staleard was a success!
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 12:51:32 AM: Word... JD is the grand wizard do not ever question it. Baldnog is legit
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 28, 2010, 01:16:16 AM: I love the autistic ones, they dont fight back as hard when i whip out that O0 dick. BEEEEIIIITTTCHHH
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: crttaz on May 28, 2010, 01:27:01 AM: Quote from: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:34:20 PM
Quote from: crttaz on May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
fuck you sister
Not cool... Shes autistic.

So this carload of beaners pulled up. I thought it was JD so i waved like a homo (myself some would say). I'll probably be asked "ever had your shit pushed in" in a few minutes when they bring back their homies.

You fail at movie quotes.

Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM: Georgia smells like swampass
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 31, 2010, 02:22:33 PM: You da man JD. Got home with no problems.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Kain on May 31, 2010, 02:41:01 PM: oh god. what part of georgia?
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 31, 2010, 02:41:43 PM: ATL
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Kain on May 31, 2010, 04:22:16 PM: oh god.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on May 31, 2010, 04:54:05 PM: Dacula... Not bad i had a hood time and met good people
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Kain on June 01, 2010, 10:10:26 AM: dacula? jesus what a shithole.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 01, 2010, 10:17:28 AM: Quote from: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM
Georgia smells like swampass

You're smelling kain.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on June 01, 2010, 10:28:44 AM: Quote from: Kain on June 01, 2010, 10:10:26 AM
dacula? jesus what a shithole.
Dacula was not bad... It's basically the western panhandle of West Virginia but hot and flat. Lots of low rent mother fuckers, people with big houses selling dining room tables to pay the mortgage, country folks in denial of their country lifestyle.

Everything is spread out though, 15 minute drive to get to anything. Also Zaxby's is probably the most overrated chicken I've ever had.

I went to the Saturday night car meet at Gwinnett Place, some some neat shit. RB26 240sx, several turbo Stangs, the usual hype R's and multicolor Civics... I pretty much fit right in. There was however a severe lack of turbo cars with wastegate dumps. I made sure to rip mine every chance I got.

Also JD is my hero. Dude drove an hour and a half at night to fix my dank shit.
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 01, 2010, 10:29:35 AM: Quote from: rawr2d2 on June 01, 2010, 10:17:28 AM
Quote from: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM
Georgia smells like shortass

You're smelling kain.

NOT NICE
Title: Re: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC
Post by: jabberwock on June 01, 2010, 10:35:48 AM: Also there is a huge Romanian population down there...

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