:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: TheMadScientist on June 15, 2010, 09:22:25 AM
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So after my man vs. woman in the shower post it has come to my attention that not every guy urinates in the shower. I thought this was a normal natural thing every guy did. I'm pretty sure all real men do piss in the shower and wherever else they please. Please enlighten me as to whether this thought is correct or whether my entire youth was a sham.
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This was actually a poll for x264 :P
And, hell yes I pee in the shower. If I'm running late, there's no time to stop at the toilet.
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I piss on my wife in the shower, I still cant figger out why she hates me ???
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I piss on my wife in the shower, I still cant figger out why she hates me ???
Do you sing R Kelly to her?
Golden showersss
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I see nothing wrong with it. It goes to the same place as the toilet.
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Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.
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same as taking a shit in the shower, as long as you stomp it down it's all going the same place.
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same as taking a shit in the shower, as long as you stomp it down it's all going the same place.
I lol'ed. I take a piss in the shower, something about the warm water running over me that makes you have to piss. Even when you just pissed before hopping in the shower. Now taking a shit.........
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I'm pretty sure my wife does it too, but I'm not 100% on that. Saves on toilet paper I guess. Lol
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Uninitiated girls don't understand guys don't have to piss on THEMSELVES when standing up to get the job done. If I had a short dick stuck up between skin flaps like Rick P's, yeah, I might not see it the same either.
When you think about it, it's actually a constructive behavior. You're saving water, along with neutralizing alkaline soap scum.
Now taking a shit.........
Ask long distance runners about that one.......
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Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.
I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours. There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off
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Yeah I even pee in the shower after lacrosse sometimes.
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I'm confused.
Wake up. Turn on the shower. Take a piss in the toilet. Get into a hot shower.
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.
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Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.
I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours. There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off
kind of off topic, but this reminded me of a guy I work with. He said he pisses between his wife's legs while she is sitting on the toilet. I dot know how he can aim that well, I never know where mine is going till it's a steady stream.
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Yes I pee in the shower, with or without the wife in the shower.
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I'm confused.
Wake up. Turn on the shower. Take a piss in the toilet. Get into a hot shower.
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.
Saves time when you stand in the shower and pee. :?:
Just do not piss on a wash cloth and proceed to wash with without first rinsing out wash cloth. ;D
Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.
I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours. There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off
kind of off topic, but this reminded me of a guy I work with. He said he pisses between his wife's legs while she is sitting on the toilet. I dot know how he can aim that well, I never know where mine is going till it's a steady stream.
I do not think that would work with most women. Because that would bring up serious trust issues. :?: :-\ :o ;) ;D
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I'm confused.
Wake up. Turn on the shower. Take a piss in the toilet. Get into a hot shower.
I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.
flat rate bitch.
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I piss excellence. Anywhere i please, i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me... SOmething about pissing outside that makes me feel awesome.
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.
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If you're peeing on your foot, you aren't doing it right...
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I piss excellence. Anywhere i please, i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me... SOmething about pissing outside that makes me feel awesome.
+ 1000
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I am also a fan of peeing outside. I have 2 acres of land and no neighbors on the sides or behind me. I will just pee outside to save the walking if I'm doing something outside
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I like showering after I take a dump , I like to keep my cinnamon ring clean and stain free. I find that shitting in the shower works best. I actually sold my toilet .
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.
peeing in the shower saves 2 gallons of water, not to mention the extra 60 seconds you have to wait for the toilet to finish filling so the water in the shower isnt steaming hot.
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.
Sounds to me like you need a better water heater. My water gets hot within 5 seconds, 10-15 in the winter. If it won't get hot, then I'll piss into the shower with me still standing outside while the water is running.
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bigwig.. you're missing that fact that you don't always have to pee before you get in. When that warm water hits you it's all like "mmmm yeah that's nice let it all out." That is the shower talking to you. He wants you to piss in him.
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bigwig.. you're missing that fact that you don't always have to pee before you get in. When that warm water hits you it's all like "mmmm yeah that's nice let it all out." That is the shower talking to you. He wants you to piss in him.
Yes.
Wake up, zombie-walk to bathroom, start water, take off clothing, jump in hot shower and relieve myself.
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make it simple for you
HMT= pees in the toliet
RHMT=pees in the shower like a fucking man.
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So after my man vs. woman in the shower post it has come to my attention that not every guy urinates in the shower, only heterosexual ones. I thought this was a normal natural thing every guy did. I'm pretty sure all real men do piss in the shower and wherever else they please. Please enlighten me as to whether this thought is correct or whether my entire youth was a sham.
+1
i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me...
Oh, the things we learn from our fathers.
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I honestly dont know if I've ever pissed in the shower, or even thought about it. I guess this thread may be a life changing event, I may have to give it a try.....
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Wow wtf... how do you NOT piss in the shower? I can piss 5 minutes before I decide to take a shower and still piss in the shower.
Not pissing in the shower is bizarre.
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But what if the pee pee gets into my vigina and I get an infection?
fixouerd
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
I'm astounded that you can't aim well enough to NOT hit your feet. Straight into the drain, no mess anywhere
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Id pee in your moms mu fuckazzz
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?
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While im getting the shampoo out of my hair is when I piss straight into the drain. I dont even have to look. It just makes that distinct sound O0
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?
I like how you associate time to get hot water to the quality of the hot water heater. It's actually the fault of the idiot plumbers who did the plumbing in the house. To get hot water immediately in a two story home with a basement you need to add in a recirculating loop. The idiots who built this house decided not to do that and as a result, it takes a minute to get hot water.
By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.
peeing in the shower saves 2 gallons of water, not to mention the extra 60 seconds you have to wait for the toilet to finish filling so the water in the shower isnt steaming hot.
Why do I care about saving 2 gallons of water? As for waiting for the toilet to fill, it's called flushing after you get out.
As for being able to piss down the drain, I promise I could handle that. I just see no purpose of peeing in the shower. Just like shaving, brushing my teeth or all the other things people do in the shower.
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I used to shave in the shower all the time when I had a nonfogging mirror. The heat opens up your pores and you can really get things smooth.
Why do you people want to heat hot water with your hot water heaters? Hot water isnt hot enough? My house just has a water heater
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piss in the shower
piss off the deck, pissing on the raccoon hiding under the deck, priceless.
pissed in my exwife's buttcrack in the shower "did you just piss on me?"
Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........
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Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........
I thought I was the only one that had done that. I was way drunk when I did it though.
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If you really did piss in a girl , that's next level. I thought fisting was awesome.
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I go where I please and i please where i go
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By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.
I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?
I like how you associate time to get hot water to the quality of the hot water heater. It's actually the fault of the idiot plumbers who did the plumbing in the house.
I thought your parents had money, and could afford to purchase the services of a reputable plumber.
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Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........
I thought I was the only one that had done that. I was way drunk when I did it though.
I was drunk as well.....it was her idea.
I had to pee really bad, she didn't wanna get up. We just hosed off afterwards and took a shower.
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if pissing in the shower is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
I'll piss outside any chance I get. It's just more satisfying.
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What guy wouldn't pee in the shower. I pee in the shower
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i piss on my wife
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if pissing in the shower is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
I'll piss outside any chance I get. It's just more satisfying.
i love pissing outside just as much as the next guy but a nice warm shower in the moring or around noon in my case is just as nice
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Am I the only one who gets up and takes a shit/piss before the shower? Nothing like a nice relaxing morning shit while you're still half asleep. Also pissing outside is win. It seems even more gratifying while intoxicated.
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i piss on my wife
i piss in her too.
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Working in a hot garage these past two weeks, much Beast Ice was consumed, I pissed off the deck quite regularly.
Next door neighbors, the oldest girl just graduated and was out on the new deck at 2am on the phone. I didn't hear her.
"WTF are you doing?"
"I'm watering the grass!"
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"You're right, I heard the sound of splashing piss on the new deck....LOL!"
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I have what some would call a bad habit, of pissing on the biggest truck i can find when I'm in a parking lot, especially when i'm drunk. I think of it as a recreational activity.
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You're right pissing on random cars when drunk is awesome i havent done that in a while i need to get back into that habit
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One of you mother fuckers are gonna wind up catching a case of death, pissing on someones car. You wouldn't appreciate someone pissing on your car, would you?
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One of you mother fuckers are gonna wind up catching a case of death, pissing on someones car. You wouldn't appreciate someone pissing on your car, would you?
This.
Messing with people's vehicles is not cool, unless they deserve it.
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I do it EVERY TIME. It's something about the water hitting me and the new environment and bam I could'nt stop if I wanted. This is a great pasttime activity of men everywhere.
"real niggas stand up, hold they dick
bigwig sits down to piss,
what type of nigga is you?"
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I take at least one shower a day, therefore I piss in the shower at least once a day. I also aim to piss outside at least 3 times a week.
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you know your ghetto when...
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pissing in the shower isn't ghetto...pissing outside isn't ghetto...I live in the middle of nowhere on a private 1.5 acre lot, it's a miracle I actually piss inside from time to time
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Next door neighbors, the oldest girl just graduated and was out on the new deck at 2am
I can't believe no one caught this.... any pics?
Yes i pee in the shower.
phil
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no pics, normally dark out and I'd don't wanna be all stalker like. Her stepdad is cool.
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ok so last night i decided i was gonna try something different.
i turned on the shower, turned around and pissed in the toilet, got in the shower...
like a "normal" person, that shit felt so strange and just not normal.
i think i'll keep pissing in the shower
So it felt strange to piss in the toilet? Every time to go to the restroom you get in the shower to take a piss?
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i pee in the shower cus it saves water. i also dont flush my pee.
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I just pissedmy pants.
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i pissed in a bitches mouth once. she was a red headed gal named april... . ..ahh.. those were the days..
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I posted this somewhere else to see if the responses would be any different. All answers were the same, even from girls. It seems perfectly normal to piss in the shower.
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i also dont flush my pee.
You dont get laid either.
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i pee in the shower cus I'm not tall enough to use the toliet without a stool.
fixdid
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no it felt strange to not get in the shower and piss. i turned the water on and then turned around to piss in the toilet instead of just getting in the shower and taking a piss in the shower.
btw a restroom doesn't have a shower, if it did then it would be a bathroom.
By your theory it would be a shower-room then dip shit. A shower and a bathtub are two different things. So since it's name is based on what's in it if there isn't a shower/bathtub we should call it the toilet room. I would feel odd being a grown ass man saying I need to go to the bathroom. Then again I don't piss in the shower either, so I'm not normal.
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no it felt strange to not get in the shower and piss. i turned the water on and then turned around to piss in the toilet instead of just getting in the shower and taking a piss in the shower.
btw a restroom doesn't have a shower, if it did then it would be a bathroom.
By your theory it would be a shower-room then dip shit. A shower and a bathtub are two different things. So since it's name is based on what's in it if there isn't a shower/bathtub we should call it the toilet room. I would feel odd being a grown ass man saying I need to go to the bathroom. Then again I don't piss in the shower either, so I'm not normal.
I'm glad we can all agree on something.
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no it felt strange to not get in the shower and piss. i turned the water on and then turned around to piss in the toilet instead of just getting in the shower and taking a piss in the shower.
btw a restroom doesn't have a shower, if it did then it would be a bathroom.
By your theory it would be a shower-room then dip shit. A shower and a bathtub are two different things. So since it's name is based on what's in it if there isn't a shower/bathtub we should call it the toilet room. I would feel odd being a grown ass man saying I need to go to the bathroom. Then again I don't piss in the shower either, so I'm not normal.
I'm glad we can all agree on something.
Leave mudkipz alone. He's not like you - r me.
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no it felt strange to not get in the shower and piss. i turned the water on and then turned around to piss in the toilet instead of just getting in the shower and taking a piss in the shower.
btw a restroom doesn't have a shower, if it did then it would be a bathroom.
By your theory it would be a shower-room then dip shit. A shower and a bathtub are two different things. So since it's name is based on what's in it if there isn't a shower/bathtub we should call it the toilet room. I would feel odd being a grown ass man saying I need to go to the bathroom. Then again I don't piss in the shower either, so I'm not normal.
I'm glad we can all agree on something.
Leave mudkipz alone. He's not like you - r me.
:-*
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I call it a bathroom. What's wrong with that?
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i call it the shitter
also why are people so fucking uptight about pissing in public, its something everyone has to do. why the outrage of public urination and the like?
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i call it the shitter
also why are people so fucking uptight about pissing in public, its something everyone has to do. why the outrage of public urination and the like?
I think it's more of the lines of "indecent exposure". Which usually means it's women that are bitching because they wish they could whip it out and piss anywhere. If I HAVE to go then it will be released. I've had to go bad enough before that a empty bottle in traffic had to suffice.
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i call it the shitter
also why are people so fucking uptight about pissing in public, its something everyone has to do. why the outrage of public urination and the like?
I think it's more of the lines of "indecent exposure". Which usually means it's women that are bitching because they wish they could whip it out and piss anywhere. If I HAVE to go then it will be released. I've had to go bad enough before that a empty bottle in traffic had to suffice.
quit being a vagina and hold it........
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Pissing in the shower is very normal, I do it all the time as well. The only time I don't is when I eat asparagus... I take long showers and don't like smelling it :?:
I also pee on the side of my garage.. I figure my dogs do it, why can't I?
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I just ate asparagus and pissed in the shower yesterday. I regretted it.
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I woke up fromm being passes out drunk and opened some girls dresser and pissed in it.
Like BDV said I piss anywhere and everywhere.
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i call it the shitter
also why are people so fucking uptight about pissing in public, its something everyone has to do. why the outrage of public urination and the like?
I think it's more of the lines of "indecent exposure". Which usually means it's women that are bitching because they wish they could whip it out and piss anywhere. If I HAVE to go then it will be released. I've had to go bad enough before that a empty bottle in traffic had to suffice.
quit being a vagina and hold it........
When you are to the point of pissing on your self or a bottle I choose the latter.
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I piss anywhere and everywhere.
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I have never noticed asparagus changing the smell. I only eat it 4-5 times a year though. I'm not a fan, but sometimes that's what's cooked.
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I pee in the shower. Yes. I love it every morning.
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I aslo enjoy cutting toilet paper in half with my massive beer stream.