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[TheMadScientist]

So after my man vs. woman in the shower post it has come to my attention that not every guy urinates in the shower. I thought this was a normal natural thing every guy did. I'm pretty sure all real men do piss in the shower and wherever else they please. Please enlighten me as to whether this thought is correct or whether my entire youth was a sham.

[Jorsher]

This was actually a poll for x264

And, hell yes I pee in the shower.  If I'm running late, there's no time to stop at the toilet.

[highroller54]

I piss on my wife in the shower, I still cant figger out why she hates me 

[Jorsher]

I piss on my wife in the shower, I still cant figger out why she hates me 

Do you sing R Kelly to her?

Golden showersss

[PhilStubbs]

I see nothing wrong with it. It goes to the same place as the toilet.

[jagojon3]

Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.

[Lowerit]

same as taking a shit in the shower, as long as you stomp it down it's all going the same place.

[RotaryGeek]

same as taking a shit in the shower, as long as you stomp it down it's all going the same place.

I lol'ed. I take a piss in the shower, something about the warm water running over me that makes you have to piss. Even when you just pissed before hopping in the shower. Now taking a shit.........

[PhilStubbs]

I'm pretty sure my wife does it too, but I'm not 100% on that. Saves on toilet paper I guess. Lol

[HiProfile]

Uninitiated girls don't understand guys don't have to piss on THEMSELVES when standing up to get the job done. If I had a short dick stuck up between skin flaps like Rick P's, yeah, I might not see it the same either.

When you think about it, it's actually a constructive behavior. You're saving water, along with neutralizing alkaline soap scum.

Now taking a shit.........

Ask long distance runners about that one.......

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.

I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours.  There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off

[brine04]

Yeah I even pee in the shower after lacrosse sometimes.

[bigwig]

I'm confused.

Wake up.  Turn on the shower.  Take a piss in the toilet.  Get into a hot shower.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.

[PhilStubbs]

Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.

I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours.  There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off

kind of off topic, but this reminded me of a guy I work with. He said he pisses between his wife's legs while she is sitting on the toilet. I dot know how he can aim that well, I never know where mine is going till it's a steady stream.

[dvst8r]

Yes I pee in the shower, with or without the wife in the shower.

[92CXyD]

I'm confused.

Wake up.  Turn on the shower.  Take a piss in the toilet.  Get into a hot shower.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.

Saves time when you stand in the shower and pee.

Just do not piss on a wash cloth and proceed to wash with without first rinsing out wash cloth. ;D

Been doing it ever since I lived in a dorm so 10 years. Told my girl I did it a while ago and she was grossed out, but now she doesn't care anymore really because there's no way I would ever stop.

I peed on my exgf's leg and lol'd for hours.  There was no way she could get mad, shes in th shower she can just wash it off

kind of off topic, but this reminded me of a guy I work with. He said he pisses between his wife's legs while she is sitting on the toilet. I dot know how he can aim that well, I never know where mine is going till it's a steady stream.

I do not think that would work with most women. Because that would bring up serious trust issues.  ;D

[highroller54]

I'm confused.

Wake up.  Turn on the shower.  Take a piss in the toilet.  Get into a hot shower.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to do it in another order.

flat rate bitch.

[bigdaddyvtec]

I piss excellence. Anywhere i please, i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me... SOmething about pissing outside that makes me feel awesome.

[bigwig]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.

[Jorsher]

If you're peeing on your foot, you aren't doing it right...

[rawr2d2]

I piss excellence. Anywhere i please, i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me... SOmething about pissing outside that makes me feel awesome.

+ 1000

[PhilStubbs]

I am also a fan of peeing outside. I have 2 acres of land and no neighbors on the sides or behind me. I will just pee outside to save the walking if I'm doing something outside

[Lowerit]

I like showering after I take a dump , I like to keep my cinnamon ring clean and stain free. I find that shitting in the shower works best. I actually sold my toilet .

[Corey]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.

peeing in the shower saves 2 gallons of water, not to mention the extra 60 seconds you have to wait for the toilet to finish filling so the water in the shower isnt steaming hot.

[d112crzy]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.

Sounds to me like you need a better water heater. My water gets hot within 5 seconds, 10-15 in the winter. If it won't get hot, then I'll piss into the shower with me still standing outside while the water is running.

[jabberwock]

bigwig.. you're missing that fact that you don't always have to pee before you get in.  When that warm water hits you it's all like "mmmm yeah that's nice let it all out."  That is the shower talking to you.  He wants you to piss in him.

[Jorsher]

bigwig.. you're missing that fact that you don't always have to pee before you get in.  When that warm water hits you it's all like "mmmm yeah that's nice let it all out."  That is the shower talking to you.  He wants you to piss in him.

Yes.

Wake up, zombie-walk to bathroom, start water, take off clothing, jump in hot shower and relieve myself.

[highroller54]

make it simple for you

HMT= pees in the toliet
RHMT=pees in the shower like a fucking man.

[Joseph Davis]

So after my man vs. woman in the shower post it has come to my attention that not every guy urinates in the shower, only heterosexual ones.  I thought this was a normal natural thing every guy did. I'm pretty sure all real men do piss in the shower and wherever else they please. Please enlighten me as to whether this thought is correct or whether my entire youth was a sham.

+1

i actually prefer hanging the thing outside and peeing off my deck.... but thats just me...

Oh, the things we learn from our fathers.

[ifly87]

I honestly dont know if I've ever pissed in the shower, or even thought about it. I guess this thread may be a life changing event, I may have to give it a try.....