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[jabberwock]

Wow wtf... how do you NOT piss in the shower?  I can piss 5 minutes before I decide to take a shower and still piss in the shower.


Not pissing in the shower is bizarre.

[highroller54]

But what if the pee pee gets into my vigina and I get an infection?

fixouerd

[ryan89crx]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

I'm astounded that you can't aim well enough to NOT hit your feet. Straight into the drain, no mess anywhere

[bigdaddyvtec]

Id pee in your moms mu fuckazzz

[Joseph Davis]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?

[ironcrx]

While im getting the shampoo out of my hair is when I piss straight into the drain.  I dont even have to look.  It just makes that distinct sound 

[bigwig]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?

I like how you associate time to get hot water to the quality of the hot water heater.  It's actually the fault of the idiot plumbers who did the plumbing in the house.  To get hot water immediately in a two story home with a  basement you need to add in a recirculating loop.  The idiots who built this house decided not to do that and as a result, it takes a minute to get hot water.

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

It sounds like you guys are sitting there scratching your balls and playing with your morning wood during the 2 minutes I'm pissing while my shower gets nice and warm.

peeing in the shower saves 2 gallons of water, not to mention the extra 60 seconds you have to wait for the toilet to finish filling so the water in the shower isnt steaming hot.

Why do I care about saving 2 gallons of water?  As for waiting for the toilet to fill, it's called flushing after you get out.

As for being able to piss down the drain, I promise I could handle that.  I just see no purpose of peeing in the shower.  Just like shaving, brushing my teeth or all the other things people do in the shower.

[PhilStubbs]

I used to shave in the shower all the time when I had a nonfogging mirror. The heat opens up your pores and you can really get things smooth.

Why do you people want to heat hot water with your hot water heaters? Hot water isnt hot enough? My house just has a water heater

[crttaz]

piss in the shower
piss off the deck, pissing on the raccoon hiding under the deck, priceless.
pissed in my exwife's buttcrack in the shower "did you just piss on me?"

Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........

[TheMadScientist]

Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........

I thought I was the only one that had done that. I was way drunk when I did it though.

[Lowerit]

If you really did piss in a girl , that's next level.  I thought fisting was awesome.

[bigdaddyvtec]

I go where I please and i please where i go

[Joseph Davis]

By your logic, I'm supposed to jump into a cold shower so I can pee on my feet to save 2 minutes.

I thought your parents had money, and could afford to equip their basement with a decent hot water heater?

I like how you associate time to get hot water to the quality of the hot water heater.  It's actually the fault of the idiot plumbers who did the plumbing in the house. 

I thought your parents had money, and could afford to purchase the services of a reputable plumber.

[crttaz]

Hell when we were dating I pissed in her while having sex on the deck........

I thought I was the only one that had done that. I was way drunk when I did it though.

I was drunk as well.....it was her idea.

I had to pee really bad, she didn't wanna get up. We just hosed off afterwards and took a shower.

[SloS13]

if pissing in the shower is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

I'll piss outside any chance I get.  It's just more satisfying.

[TheMadScientist]

What guy wouldn't pee in the shower. I pee in the shower

[hotrex]

i piss on my wife

[runsfromdacops]

if pissing in the shower is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

I'll piss outside any chance I get.  It's just more satisfying.

i love pissing outside just as much as the next guy but a nice warm shower in the moring or around noon in my case is just as nice

[Doug]

Am I the only one who gets up and takes a shit/piss before the shower? Nothing like a nice relaxing morning shit while you're still half asleep. Also pissing outside is win. It seems even more gratifying while intoxicated.

[bigdaddyvtec]

i piss on my wife

i piss in her too.

[crttaz]

Working in a hot garage these past two weeks, much Beast Ice was consumed, I pissed off the deck quite regularly.

Next door neighbors, the oldest girl just graduated and was out on the new deck at 2am on the phone. I didn't hear her.

"WTF are you doing?"

"I'm watering the grass!"

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"You're right, I heard the sound of splashing piss on the new deck....LOL!"

[potatodude]

I have what some would call a bad habit, of pissing on the biggest truck i can find when I'm in a parking lot, especially when i'm drunk. I think of it as a recreational activity.

[2slow]

You're right pissing on random cars when drunk is awesome i havent done that in a while i need to get back into that habit

[keelay]

One of you mother fuckers are gonna wind up catching a case of death, pissing on someones car. You wouldn't appreciate someone pissing on your car, would you?

[Jorsher]

One of you mother fuckers are gonna wind up catching a case of death, pissing on someones car. You wouldn't appreciate someone pissing on your car, would you?

This.

Messing with people's vehicles is not cool, unless they deserve it.

[NaturalDecimal]

I do it EVERY TIME. It's something about the water hitting me and the new environment and bam I could'nt stop if I wanted. This is a great pasttime activity of men everywhere.

"real niggas stand up, hold they dick
bigwig sits down to piss,
what type of nigga is you?"

[darkelvis]

I take at least one shower a day, therefore I piss in the shower at least once a day.  I also aim to piss outside at least 3 times a week.

[g_shok]

you know your ghetto when...

[darkelvis]

pissing in the shower isn't ghetto...pissing outside isn't ghetto...I live in the middle of nowhere on a private 1.5 acre lot, it's a miracle I actually piss inside from time to time

[mrgreengenes]

Next door neighbors, the oldest girl just graduated and was out on the new deck at 2am

I can't believe no one caught this....  any pics?

Yes i pee in the shower.

phil