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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: SiFlyBy on July 27, 2010, 02:31:15 PM

Title: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: SiFlyBy on July 27, 2010, 02:31:15 PM
Take notes

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Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: BoostedSchemes on July 27, 2010, 02:32:25 PM
misaligned gasket.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: SiFlyBy on July 27, 2010, 02:35:23 PM
misaligned EBAY gasket.

It lasted 18 miles...then I got a real gasket.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: theidealone on July 27, 2010, 02:42:11 PM
That was my first assumption. I was hoping you didnt actually use it. LOL. Plus, that Graphite shit is a bitch to clean off.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: ryan89crx on July 27, 2010, 02:42:42 PM
misaligned gasket.
And a graphite one at that
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Jorsher on July 27, 2010, 03:04:41 PM
Wow, looks like a horrible HG.

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HOW TO: Transform into a chair
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 27, 2010, 05:37:48 PM
Step 1) Buy real gasket
Step 2) FUCK YOU
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Robb on July 27, 2010, 10:51:02 PM
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: jagojon3 on July 27, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:

Until they snap?
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: keelay on July 27, 2010, 11:19:14 PM
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:

Until they snap?

then another 1/2 turn  :noel:
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: SiFlyBy on July 28, 2010, 03:23:00 PM
Did anyone notice that I wrote RHMT on the pistons?

FUCK you guys are assholes!!! But thats what I have known to grow and love so fuck you all right back.  ;D
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 28, 2010, 03:36:01 PM
Did anyone notice that I wrote RHMT on the pistons?

RHMT + composite headgasket = bad PR for the site.  Stop being so goddamn stupid.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: SiFlyBy on July 28, 2010, 03:49:45 PM
So what your saying is, "Take picture before setting gay headgasket on engine, you dumb fuck".

Got it.  :noel:
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: malichite on July 28, 2010, 03:53:05 PM
RHMT on pistons is nothing new.  WTF do you want?
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: dvst8r on July 28, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
Where is the howto? I see an assembled short block, shitty gasket, and no porn.

Overall score 1 star.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Robb on July 28, 2010, 07:45:11 PM
Reported.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: malichite on July 28, 2010, 08:10:04 PM
Reported.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: 92CXyD on July 28, 2010, 11:03:19 PM
LOL   I used the same engine gasket supplier for building engines for cheap asses.  ;D
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 28, 2010, 11:48:57 PM
Overall score 1 star.

For lack of nudity.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: HiProfile on July 29, 2010, 12:41:40 AM
Those HG's do work if your head has some irregularities. Such as part of a broken razor blade inbedded in it because the old gasket decided to be a hard-ass and deflect it into the aluminum. :-X I got the car for free so I wasn't mad.
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Robb on July 30, 2010, 04:30:23 PM
I just zizz-wheel'd the head and block on my dsm, slapped a composite headgasket w/copperspray on there with arp studs. We'll see how long it lasts. :noel:
Title: Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
Post by: Teg2boo on July 30, 2010, 05:05:16 PM
Noted and applied.

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