:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Got video of your car doing rippers or dirty 2/3rds? post them up! (link)

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: HOW TO: Engine Building  (Read 3927 times)

SiFlyBy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 329
HOW TO: Engine Building
« on: July 27, 2010, 02:31:15 PM »
Take notes




Logged

hot coolant eats carbon, like a nigger eats chicken.

BoostedSchemes

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 18561
  • ☂BloodRaincoat☂
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 02:32:25 PM »
misaligned gasket.
Logged
All posts before 8am and after 3pm are produced under the influence of alcohol.


Major Loser, please tell me how to be smart and interesting like you~

SiFlyBy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 329
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 02:35:23 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on July 27, 2010, 02:32:25 PM
misaligned EBAY gasket.

It lasted 18 miles...then I got a real gasket.
Logged

hot coolant eats carbon, like a nigger eats chicken.

theidealone

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 670
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 02:42:11 PM »
That was my first assumption. I was hoping you didnt actually use it. LOL. Plus, that Graphite shit is a bitch to clean off.
Logged

ryan89crx

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3228
  • 20lbs of love!
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 02:42:42 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on July 27, 2010, 02:32:25 PM
misaligned gasket.
And a graphite one at that
Logged
d-series on 20 pounds will turn you out!

Jorsher

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8575
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 03:04:41 PM »
Wow, looks like a horrible HG.



HOW TO: Transform into a chair
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 03:07:08 PM by Jorsher »
Logged

Joseph Davis

  • Verbal Assault Technician
  • RHMT Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 34733
  • Eugenics prevents retards like widebody93
    • TURBO THIS
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 05:37:48 PM »
Step 1) Buy real gasket
Step 2) FUCK YOU
Logged

Robb

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4624
  • Meat Popsicle
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 10:51:02 PM »
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:
Logged

blowoff valves are for pussies.

jagojon3

  • Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17261
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 10:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Robb on July 27, 2010, 10:51:02 PM
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:

Until they snap?
Logged

Turkey soup pancakes sir

keelay

  • Cheddar Bob
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2333
  • Function>Form
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 11:19:14 PM »
Quote from: jagojon3 on July 27, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: Robb on July 27, 2010, 10:51:02 PM
Copper spray, and tighten the ARP's until they wont go anymore.  :noel:

Until they snap?

then another 1/2 turn  :noel:
Logged
The 2 fat bitches from the internet fucked me. Except for one, she didn'#039#039t.

SiFlyBy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 329
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 03:23:00 PM »
Did anyone notice that I wrote RHMT on the pistons?

FUCK you guys are assholes!!! But thats what I have known to grow and love so fuck you all right back.  ;D
Logged

hot coolant eats carbon, like a nigger eats chicken.

Joseph Davis

  • Verbal Assault Technician
  • RHMT Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 34733
  • Eugenics prevents retards like widebody93
    • TURBO THIS
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 03:36:01 PM »
Quote from: SiFlyBy on July 28, 2010, 03:23:00 PM
Did anyone notice that I wrote RHMT on the pistons?

RHMT + composite headgasket = bad PR for the site.  Stop being so goddamn stupid.
Logged

SiFlyBy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 329
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 03:49:45 PM »
So what your saying is, "Take picture before setting gay headgasket on engine, you dumb fuck".

Got it.  :noel:
Logged

hot coolant eats carbon, like a nigger eats chicken.

malichite

  • Administrator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1988
  • Harbor Freight Ninja!
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 03:53:05 PM »
RHMT on pistons is nothing new.  WTF do you want?
Logged
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on June 04, 2009, 02:12:56 AM
You hhave just failed on so many levels, im waiting for someone else to verbally slap you in the gooch with a mallet

dvst8r

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3737
  • Unobtainium
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 04:31:33 PM »
Where is the howto? I see an assembled short block, shitty gasket, and no porn.

Overall score 1 star.
Logged
There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Sharks are winners and they don'#039#039t look back '#039#039cause they don'#039#039t have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Robb

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4624
  • Meat Popsicle
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 07:45:11 PM »
Reported.
Logged

blowoff valves are for pussies.

malichite

  • Administrator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1988
  • Harbor Freight Ninja!
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2010, 08:10:04 PM »
Logged
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on June 04, 2009, 02:12:56 AM
You hhave just failed on so many levels, im waiting for someone else to verbally slap you in the gooch with a mallet

92CXyD

  • Twincharged Smeghead
  • Global Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Online Online
  • Posts: 6787
  • I look around and all I see is Smegheads
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 11:03:19 PM »
LOL   I used the same engine gasket supplier for building engines for cheap asses.  ;D
Logged

Joseph Davis

  • Verbal Assault Technician
  • RHMT Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 34733
  • Eugenics prevents retards like widebody93
    • TURBO THIS
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2010, 11:48:57 PM »
Quote from: dvst8r on July 28, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
Overall score 1 star.

For lack of nudity.
Logged

HiProfile

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4564
  • Injector Kingpin
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2010, 12:41:40 AM »
Those HG's do work if your head has some irregularities. Such as part of a broken razor blade inbedded in it because the old gasket decided to be a hard-ass and deflect it into the aluminum. :-X I got the car for free so I wasn't mad.
Logged
they mspainted dildoes in my mom'#039#039s hand, in a picture of her in a hospital bed. -JD
dem gurls need some boobz! -Engloid

Robb

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4624
  • Meat Popsicle
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2010, 04:30:23 PM »
I just zizz-wheel'd the head and block on my dsm, slapped a composite headgasket w/copperspray on there with arp studs. We'll see how long it lasts. :noel:
Logged

blowoff valves are for pussies.

Teg2boo

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4261
Re: HOW TO: Engine Building
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2010, 05:05:16 PM »
Noted and applied.





I also found a dead cat on my way.


Logged


damn you guys too? its a fucking forum not a court room!
 Its not a forum its a gang.  
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »