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Title: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 11:31:23 AM: Gentlemen, start your polling!
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Towdogg on August 10, 2010, 11:42:53 AM: A strong pimp hand.... ;)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 92CXyD on August 10, 2010, 11:46:53 AM: Having a full head of hair a 38yrs. works. :yes: ;D
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on August 10, 2010, 11:47:31 AM: Wheres the
Don't look like kain option?
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 11:53:11 AM: This isn't the thread for that, Brian.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on August 10, 2010, 12:06:44 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
This isn't the thread for that, Brian.

Well joey, if the person looks like a ugly troll
I cant vote on just one
because you would have to pull out all the stops just to get a touch.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 12:14:34 PM: Fine, have it your way.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: jabberwock on August 10, 2010, 12:16:56 PM: Kain. Dude is in Atlanta, hangs around strippers, internet softcores, etc. Kain is the prototype for the nerdtrollpimp. :noel:
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on August 10, 2010, 12:18:17 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
Fine, have it your way.
Thank you. ;D
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 92CXyD on August 10, 2010, 12:34:34 PM: Quote from: jabberwock on August 10, 2010, 12:16:56 PM
Kain. Dude is in Atlanta, hangs around strippers, internet softcores, etc. Kain is the prototype for the nerdtrollpimp. :noel:

Reminds me of this: Scooter - Sex Dwarf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvnjhWk8No#normal)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: PhilStubbs on August 10, 2010, 12:38:15 PM: Where is the "full head of hair option?"

Or the "be a complete tool bag" option?
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: ryan89crx on August 10, 2010, 01:23:05 PM: Dollar store game, son
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: chris on August 10, 2010, 03:10:47 PM: Quote from: ryan89crx on August 10, 2010, 01:23:05 PM
Dollar store game, son
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 92CXyD on August 10, 2010, 03:11:57 PM: Maybe some spray on hair for some. ;D
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 10, 2010, 03:18:18 PM: Dollar store game son

Hell yeaa

related:

San Quinn &quot;Hell Yeah&quot; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDD9utP8Zc&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 10, 2010, 03:19:30 PM: Cheeseburgers and GHB
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 03:37:30 PM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 10, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
Cheeseburgers and GHB

You're a scary fat man.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 10, 2010, 03:45:32 PM: GHB, so easy to make a baby could do it.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on August 10, 2010, 03:57:44 PM: You don't need game to pick up fat chicks off plentyoffish.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: ironcrx on August 10, 2010, 05:03:02 PM: Just go into a crowd, pull your dick out and shake it around. Just like fishing :yes:
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Foowee on August 10, 2010, 05:23:25 PM: A van n a bucket of candy...
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 2slow on August 10, 2010, 05:30:23 PM: Roofies usually work for me
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 10, 2010, 05:45:27 PM: Quote from: 2slow on August 10, 2010, 05:30:23 PM
Roofies usually work for me

Ditto
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: j.h.christ on August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM: 6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: ryan89crx on August 10, 2010, 06:48:15 PM: Quote from: j.h.christ on August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.

Gets all the chubbies
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 10, 2010, 06:52:19 PM: Quote from: j.h.christ on August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.

You forgot the amyl nitrate.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: michigan_soler on August 10, 2010, 07:06:07 PM: Caveman style... club and drag.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: fysh on August 10, 2010, 07:08:35 PM: I use the 1 - 2 punch method.

1. Give her near fatal levels of alcohol so she'll fuck you.
2. Knock her up so she can't get rid of you.

Whenever you're ready to move on, punch her in the ovaries until she miscarries.

Works like a charm.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: ktown powder coating on August 10, 2010, 08:03:51 PM: asking them if this ether smell bad
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 09:00:31 PM: Quote from: fysh on August 10, 2010, 07:08:35 PM
I use the 1 - 2 punch method.

1. Give her near fatal levels of alcohol so she'll fuck you.
2. Knock her up so she can't get rid of you.

Whenever you're ready to move on, punch her in the ovaries until she miscarries.

Works like a charm.

I am proud to know you.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash2%2Fhs149.ash2%2F40773_415123872006_621622006_5318606_8196085_n.jpg&hash=60147943634652d0a15e25c686203d57e052f87f)

This guy does.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: snarf on August 11, 2010, 01:40:46 AM: a good start would be to not spend 25 hours a day on the interwebz.

ladies are atracted to monyz, powerz, and fame. You don't have to have them but atleast pretend that you do. LOL
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Cooljnateman on August 11, 2010, 02:26:52 AM: Girls like a guy who isnt interested, I play it off like they arnt anything special, and then flirt with them by giving them postive and negative compliments and i dont give them to much of my time....attraction means nothing but obviously helps imo..theres so much more to it, but thats my starter. After that i start charging :)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Towdogg on August 11, 2010, 02:35:01 AM: Nate! This guy gets more pussy than you.....

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash2%2Fhs149.ash2%2F40773_415123872006_621622006_5318606_8196085_n.jpg&hash=60147943634652d0a15e25c686203d57e052f87f)

This guy does get more tang than Cooljnateman.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Cooljnateman on August 11, 2010, 02:40:53 AM: Quote from: Towdogg on August 11, 2010, 02:35:01 AM
Chuck! This guy gets more pussy than you.....

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash2%2Fhs149.ash2%2F40773_415123872006_621622006_5318606_8196085_n.jpg&hash=60147943634652d0a15e25c686203d57e052f87f)

Towdogg pays this guy to suck his cock!
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 04:10:34 AM: lulz, thats JD's best friend :-X

srsly aha
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 06:55:00 AM: Clown all you want, Nick has game.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 92CXyD on August 11, 2010, 07:01:47 AM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash2%2Fhs149.ash2%2F40773_415123872006_621622006_5318606_8196085_n.jpg&hash=60147943634652d0a15e25c686203d57e052f87f)

This guy does.

JD's sex dwarf. ;D
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: jabberwock on August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi234.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee89%2Fchillnnsht%2F40172_415123832006_621622006_5318604_3834735_n.jpg&hash=eb1b15a6dbb95a08c188f5d5b7b3aa901cee3ad9)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Robb on August 11, 2010, 12:36:44 PM: For me the huge ego and general "I don't give a fuck" attitude has worked rather well.

Btw scotty, nick is barely old enough to drink, and I can guarantee has gotten more pussy than you ever will lol.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM: This thread has provided massive lulz.

And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy. Its cool. Im not mad.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy. Its cool. Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Towdogg on August 11, 2010, 02:07:53 PM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
This thread has provided massive lulz.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 11, 2010, 02:12:18 PM: All in the attitude, and being able to make a ho shake when she cums.... If you can get her to shake,shes yours.

JHow you get her there??? Well the options are outlined earlier

Amyl nitrate
Rufies
GHB
Crack Pipe
Hammer
bat
Club
C note

Or, just whip out a thick dick and swing it in front of a ho like its life itself. If you got it going on... Shell Lock her mouth around it... Hit it, make her shake, and you own her.....

GETTING RID OF THEM, thats the problem.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: dvst8r on August 11, 2010, 02:28:31 PM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 11, 2010, 02:12:18 PM
...GETTING RID OF THEM, thats the problem.

I think the saying goes something like "You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave after"
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 02:33:40 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy. Its cool. Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.

penis size schmenis size bitches are easy as fuck, i feel bad for anyone who hasnt fucked atleast 10 bitches by the time theyre 22.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: 92CXyD on August 11, 2010, 02:48:31 PM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy. Its cool. Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.

penis size schmenis size bitches are easy as fuck, i feel bad for anyone who hasnt fucked atleast 10 bitches by the time theyre 22.

I barely made that standard. ;D

Had all ten within 2 yrs., College dorms do wonders. :yes: ;D

When girls are not around their family and have to maintain certain behavior, they get buck wild on anything with a pulse.

You have to be dead from the waist down not to get laid in college while living in coed dorms. ;D :yes:
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: crttaz on August 11, 2010, 03:55:00 PM: Quote from: jabberwock on August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
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the "not" Harry Davis.......still could be a frenchie :)
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 04:48:01 PM: Quote from: crttaz on August 11, 2010, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: jabberwock on August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
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the "not" Harry Davis.......still could be a frenchie :)

I'll stab you in the fucking forehead with a pencil, Chuck.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: lilpooh21186 on August 11, 2010, 05:08:37 PM: vtak nagga ;D
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Aero on August 11, 2010, 10:50:18 PM: For some:

A free valtrex prescription?
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM: Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Kain on August 11, 2010, 11:31:19 PM: >:(
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:32:27 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?

Kain, care to chime in?
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Towdogg on August 11, 2010, 11:37:04 PM: Quote from: Kain on August 11, 2010, 11:31:19 PM
>:(

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:32:27 PM
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?

Kain, care to chime in?

He cant add anything to this thread.... He don't pull any hoes... Thats why the mad face post.... lol
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on August 11, 2010, 11:48:32 PM: Save your penis questions for your men seaking man ads on craigslist.
Title: Re: What gets the chicks?
Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 12, 2010, 01:40:47 PM: Quote from: Hotrodlincoln on August 11, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
Save your penis questions for your men seaking man ads on craigslist.

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