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LS1pwNzJ00

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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM »


This guy does.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2010, 01:40:46 AM »
a good start would be to not spend 25 hours a day on the interwebz.

ladies are atracted to monyz, powerz, and fame.  You don't have to have them but atleast pretend that you do.   LOL
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2010, 02:26:52 AM »
Girls like a guy who isnt interested, I play it off like they arnt anything special, and then flirt with them by giving them postive and negative compliments and i dont give them to much of my time....attraction means nothing but obviously helps imo..theres so much more to it, but thats my starter. After that i start charging :)
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2010, 02:35:01 AM »
Nate!  This guy gets more pussy than you.....

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM


This guy does get more tang than Cooljnateman.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2010, 02:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Towdogg on August 11, 2010, 02:35:01 AM
Chuck!  This guy gets more pussy than you.....

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 12:31:50 AM


Towdogg pays this guy to suck his cock!
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2010, 04:10:34 AM »
lulz, thats JD's best friend  :-X






















































srsly aha
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2010, 06:55:00 AM »
Clown all you want, Nick has game.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2010, 07:01:47 AM »
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM »
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2010, 12:36:44 PM »
For me the huge ego and general "I don't give a fuck" attitude has worked rather well.

Btw scotty, nick is barely old enough to drink, and I can guarantee has gotten more pussy than you ever will lol.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM »
This thread has provided massive lulz.


And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy.  Its cool.  Im not mad.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy.  Its cool.  Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2010, 02:07:53 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
This thread has provided massive lulz.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2010, 02:12:18 PM »
All in the attitude, and being able to make a ho shake when she cums.... If you can get her to shake,shes yours.

JHow you get her there??? Well the options are outlined earlier


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Or, just whip out a thick dick and swing it in front of a ho like its life itself. If you got it going on... Shell Lock her mouth around it... Hit it, make her shake, and you own her.....

GETTING RID OF THEM, thats the problem.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2010, 02:28:31 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 11, 2010, 02:12:18 PM
...GETTING RID OF THEM, thats the problem.

I think the saying goes something like "You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave after"
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2010, 02:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy.  Its cool.  Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.

penis size schmenis size bitches are easy as fuck, i feel bad for anyone who hasnt fucked atleast 10 bitches by the time theyre 22.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2010, 02:48:31 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 11, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 11, 2010, 01:35:10 PM
And he only gets that 'novelty' pussy.  Its cool.  Im not mad.

Like azn penis is any bigger.

penis size schmenis size bitches are easy as fuck, i feel bad for anyone who hasnt fucked atleast 10 bitches by the time theyre 22.

I barely made that standard.  ;D

Had all ten within 2 yrs., College dorms do wonders. :yes: ;D

When girls are not around their family and have to maintain certain behavior, they get buck wild on anything with a pulse.

You have to be dead from the waist down not to get laid in college while living in coed dorms. ;D  :yes:

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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2010, 03:55:00 PM »
Quote from: jabberwock on August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM


the "not" Harry Davis.......still could be a frenchie :)
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2010, 04:48:01 PM »
Quote from: crttaz on August 11, 2010, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: jabberwock on August 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM


the "not" Harry Davis.......still could be a frenchie :)

I'll stab you in the fucking forehead with a pencil, Chuck.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2010, 05:08:37 PM »
vtak nagga  ;D
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2010, 10:50:18 PM »
For some:

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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM »
Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2010, 11:31:19 PM »
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2010, 11:32:27 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?

Kain, care to chime in?
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2010, 11:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Kain on August 11, 2010, 11:31:19 PM
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Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:32:27 PM
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 11, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
Does Nick have a normal people sized penis, or is it proportional like Spikers?

Kain, care to chime in?

He cant add anything to this thread....  He don't pull any hoes...  Thats why the mad face post....  lol
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2010, 11:48:32 PM »
Save your penis questions for your men seaking man ads on craigslist.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2010, 01:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Hotrodlincoln on August 11, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
Save your penis questions for your men seaking man ads on craigslist.

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