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A fat wad of cash
- 18 (23.7%)
A sweet ride
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A good personality
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Kain
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Joseph Davis

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What gets the chicks?
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:31:23 AM »
Gentlemen, start your polling!
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 11:42:53 AM »
A strong pimp hand....  ;)
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 11:46:53 AM »
Having a full head of hair a 38yrs. works.  :yes: ;D
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 11:47:31 AM »
Wheres the
Don't look like kain option?
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 11:53:11 AM »
This isn't the thread for that, Brian.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 12:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
This isn't the thread for that, Brian.

Well joey, if the person looks like a ugly troll
I cant vote on just one
because you would have to pull out all the stops just to get a touch.

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I always finish first and have left many disappointed.

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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 12:14:34 PM »
Fine, have it your way.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 12:16:56 PM »
Kain.  Dude is in Atlanta, hangs around strippers, internet softcores, etc.  Kain is the prototype for the nerdtrollpimp.  :noel:
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 12:18:17 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 10, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
Fine, have it your way.
Thank you.  ;D
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 12:34:34 PM »
Quote from: jabberwock on August 10, 2010, 12:16:56 PM
Kain.  Dude is in Atlanta, hangs around strippers, internet softcores, etc.  Kain is the prototype for the nerdtrollpimp.  :noel:

Reminds me of this: Scooter - Sex Dwarf
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 12:38:15 PM »
Where is the "full head of hair option?"

Or the "be a complete tool bag" option?
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 01:23:05 PM »
Dollar store game, son
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 03:10:47 PM »
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 03:11:57 PM »
Maybe some spray on hair for some.  ;D
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 03:18:18 PM »
Dollar store game son

Hell yeaa

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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 03:19:30 PM »
Cheeseburgers and GHB
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 03:37:30 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 10, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
Cheeseburgers and GHB

You're a scary fat man.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 03:45:32 PM »
GHB, so easy to make a baby could do it.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2010, 03:57:44 PM »
You don't need game to pick up fat chicks off plentyoffish.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 05:03:02 PM »
Just go into a crowd, pull your dick out and shake it around.  Just like fishing :yes:
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2010, 05:23:25 PM »
A van n a bucket of candy... 
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2010, 05:30:23 PM »
Roofies usually work for me
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Re: What gets the chicks?
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM »
6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2010, 06:48:15 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.

Gets all the chubbies
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2010, 06:52:19 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on August 10, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
6 pack of pizza hot pockets, moms microwave, an illegitimate child, and internet access.

Also, a 74 nova on layaway.


You forgot the amyl nitrate.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2010, 07:06:07 PM »
Caveman style... club and drag.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2010, 07:08:35 PM »
I use the 1 - 2 punch method.

1. Give her near fatal levels of alcohol so she'll fuck you.
2. Knock her up so she can't get rid of you.  

Whenever you're ready to move on, punch her in the ovaries until she miscarries.


Works like a charm.
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2010, 08:03:51 PM »
asking them if this ether smell bad
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Re: What gets the chicks?
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2010, 09:00:31 PM »
Quote from: fysh on August 10, 2010, 07:08:35 PM
I use the 1 - 2 punch method.

1. Give her near fatal levels of alcohol so she'll fuck you.
2. Knock her up so she can't get rid of you.  

Whenever you're ready to move on, punch her in the ovaries until she miscarries.


Works like a charm.

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