:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: CivicOCD on September 10, 2010, 08:22:50 AM
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Wifey just recently was asked by The Cheetah Atlanta (top-shelf baller's only strip club) to model for some pics. Been forever since I contributed anything useful so I'm opting for shameless entertainment!
btw grats spiker on magazine spread, thats fuckin all time!
And now, Mah Wife :yes:
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Nice, is she really your wife? ;D
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yes indeed and she can pull a b series transmission out of an EG civic completely unsupervised :noel:
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I need a pic of her holding a sign saying rHMT owns me...
I dont think thats your wife.... Prove me wrong..
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pics gone
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pics gone
I can still see them. ;D
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pics gone
I can still see them. ;D
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thank you sir
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I need a pic of her holding a sign saying FLIPNOG owns me...
I dont think thats your wife.... Prove me wrong..
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OCD, your wife is beautiful, you should be proud.
Gentlemen, it is his wife, he's proven it before.
Is she stripping or just modeling for pics? Because the stripping thing usually doesnt go over nicely for you...
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shes pretty hot, but i dunno man, something about white girls just doesnt do it for me anymore. Too boring.
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shes hot for sure.
So is she a model or is she a stripper?
do we need to have another talk about marrying strippers here? Although if shes the baller high end stripper............ I would say yes because from what Tom has told me they make FAT cash.............
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Don't let her get fake tits, it will ruin it.
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shes pretty hot, but i dunno man, something about white girls just doesnt do it for me anymore. Too boring.
Are we to assume scotty likes white boys then?
Don't let her get fake tits, it will ruin it.
This. I like em real.
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Was so hard to resist opening this thread while I was at work.
Nice :noel:
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what a hottie...
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i wanna see some vag
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almost perfect tits.you sir are lucky
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Shit, I'd pimp those pictures if I had girl that hot AND capable.
Except for the fake lips, she's awesome.
i wanna see some vag
Indeed.
don't ever marry a stripper or let your wife become a stripper
Too late:
http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=107 (http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=107)
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She tried the stripping thing for about 3 days, but she well...kinda sucks at it lol, hustlin' and pretending she gives a shit about what someone is saying when she doesn't, and even being remotely flirtatious is just not in her DNA...
unless of course she is shit-canned drunk, at which point there is a 99.9% chance of her getting arrested for assault if left unsupervised or unattended for to long.
She hasn't been back in months, however last week agreed to come back as a server in the restaurant attached to the place.
wife earning more money than me AND having to listen to her talk shit accordingly......
HELL FUCKIN NO
:noel:
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The wifey says she's OK. Final word. :noel:
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Shit, I'd pimp those pictures if I had girl that hot AND capable.
Except for the fake lips, she's awesome.
Lips arn't fake,
100% all natural
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She's hot. I guess I just don't understand how you could share naked pictures on a public forum of the woman you love. I may just have different standards.
I do not mean that offensive whatsoever btw.
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She's hot. I guess I just don't understand how you could share naked pictures on a public forum of the woman you love. I may just have different standards.
I do not mean that offensive whatsoever btw.
you need to get out of the 1940's. hatchwife post!
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He shared a whole shower scene with us at 1 point, (wife and another girl) as payment for us helping him get JD to tune his stank ride.
Verify same girl?
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almost perfect tits.you sir are lucky
In exchange for your Gixxer, I'll overnight fed-ex her to your doorstep
title in hand LMAO
She's hot. I guess I just don't understand how you could share naked pictures on a public forum of the woman you love. I may just have different standards.
I do not mean that offensive whatsoever btw.
I was bored
He shared a whole shower scene with us at 1 point, (wife and another girl) as payment for us helping him get JD to tune his stank ride.
Verify same girl?
Yes indeed, and in case you want to know where the other girl went......
http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106 (http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106)
8)
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Yes indeed, and in case you want to know where the other girl went......
http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106 (http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106)
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Figures. :noel:
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I donated $10 to the tuning for ocd i didnt see shit. I must have gotten henried
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I donated $10 to the tuning for ocd i didnt see shit. I must have gotten henried
There still up, I dont know why u cant see them. BTW she looks pretty damn good. But like said b4, I wouldnt post of pics of anything I love on this site. Except maybe boosted setup or porn, because I love those too....lol
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I'd say she's a Seattle 8, and by the look on her face, you better make more money than she can find elsewhere.
/court adjourned.
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almost perfect tits.you sir are lucky
In exchange for your Gixxer, I'll overnight fed-ex her to your doorstep
title in hand LMAO
She's hot. I guess I just don't understand how you could share naked pictures on a public forum of the woman you love. I may just have different standards.
I do not mean that offensive whatsoever btw.
I was bored
He shared a whole shower scene with us at 1 point, (wife and another girl) as payment for us helping him get JD to tune his stank ride.
Verify same girl?
Yes indeed, and in case you want to know where the other girl went......
http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106 (http://thecheetah.com/galleryThumb.asp?category=106)
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Holy shit, how much meth does that bitch smoke?
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Holy shit, how much meth does that bitch smoke?
Meth mouth + wedding ring = win.
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Those are alot of brown meth teeth ... Fucking groooossssss
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I donated $10 to the tuning for ocd i didnt see shit. I must have gotten henried
yeah wtf
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10 dolla sucky sucky. O0
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Dude I went over to check out that site, and your wife is def one of the best looking women there. Fuck most of em are trainwrecks how is this place ballah when so many gross as women are on the webpage. Some of them look like they are packin cock
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Dude I went over to check out that site, and your wife is def one of the best looking women there. Fuck most of em are trainwrecks how is this place ballah when so many gross as women are on the webpage. Some of them look like they are packin cock
this
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He shared a whole shower scene with us at 1 point, (wife and another girl) as payment for us helping him get JD to tune his stank ride.
Verify same girl?
It's the same girl. Not only was his Photobucket full of the two of them doubleteaming him, but when I met him IRL she was in tow.
I've pulled some beautiful women in my time but goddamn he raised the bar for all of us.
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n/a fag-stick, you're just homo in all ways but none. Get over it, ya dirty condom.
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n/a fag-stick, you're just homo in all ways but none. Get over it, ya dirty condom.
get over what? fagmode. I'm one of the shittiest looking dudes there is. look at the chicks I pull if if you don't believe me
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It's hard to imagine your imagination, Mike.
The problem here is you raining on another man's parade. Make your own thread and I'll argue/agree with you based on merit... you're not being constructive in this one.
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Everyone said your wife was a whore because she looked like a mutant pitbull. No one feels like being mean after they've fapped, and no one, including yourself, would crack one off to your hound beast of a child's mother.
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Ouch.
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Everyone said your wife was a whore because she looked like a mutant pitbull. No one feels like being mean after they've fapped, and no one, including yourself, would crack one off to your hound beast of a child's mother.
I'm sorry mike, but seriously how is your wife AT ALL the same as this guys? dude she looked like she had down syndrome or some shit. If you can't figure that out your one dumb son of a bitch.
Stop coming here if you can't handle it. :?:
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i would never let my wife do that shit, nothing against it, but i just wouldn't
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that's because this dude's wife doesn't look like she went to the Philippines to have her dick and balls turned into a vagina
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Mike isn't attracted to her because she isn't fat or she doesn't look like her face has been hit with a hammer
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that's because this dude's wife doesn't look like she went to the Philippines to have her dick and balls turned into a vagina
what's because?
reason you aren't attracted to her. figured since i followed your post, that i didn't need to quote it, oh well
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I applaud mike for the shit kicking he takes every day. the OP's wife is still very fine.
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Music Videos T Pain Im In Love With A Stripper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eGsbYTgtY#normal)
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Mike, regardless of this lady being a stripper, she is still attractive. Your wife was also a stripper, but of much lower quality. The similarities end there. The hotter ones, that have a man, are USUALLY professionally minded about their JOB. Your haggard looking tranny trainwreck of a wife was of the type that would sell her pussy and child for some second meth smoke behind an alleyway dumpster.
But look on the bright side, you're not with her anymore, and you found plentyoffish.com. You have slightly upgraded to fat chicks that will only eat you, instead of giving you diseases. Must be nice to have non meth mouth jagged teeth grinding your cock. Be PROUD SON!
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i remember seeing her there at the cheetah. its a mediocre club. i belive i said her pussy smelled like spare change from a moreland avenue bum.
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Kain knows what pussy smells like?
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Kain knows what pussy smells like?
He read about it on the internet.
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i'd break your wife.
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like shed give you the time. lol.
had to join in on the party.
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This thread somehow got super gay
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Dear
Michael,
Your wife was ugly, and cheated on/left you.
You've never owned a booster car that I can remember.
Your shit talking ability are sub par at best.
You cant even get fat desperate internet whores to fuck your ugly ass.
You will probably end up hanging you self after getting fired at you 50th dead end job.
you could just skip all this agony and end it all now and make everyone else happier.
Sincerely,
Brian
BTW. OCD, long time no post hows your car? congrats on Having that bitch play with your dipstick.
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Dear
Michael,
Your wife was ugly, and cheated on/left you.
You've never owned a booster car that I can remember.
Your shit talking ability are sub par at best.
You cant even get fat desperate internet whores to fuck your ugly ass.
You will probably end up hanging you self after getting fired at you 50th dead end job.
you could just skip all this agony and end it all now and make everyone else happier.
Sincerely,
Brian
BTW. OCD, long time no post hows your car? congrats on Having that bitch play with your dipstick.
my ex wife did cheat on me and did leave me, she was a stripper and all strippers cheat (according to her and you guys)
i had a 90 crx with a zc. it had a 14b home made setup. built by me, everything welded up by me.
i've had two fat, desperate internet whores fuck me. 2 out of 2 ain't bad
i'm not ever trying to talk shit so you don't know what my shit talking skills are.
i've never been fired from any job, i plan on keeping it that way
my life is too good for me to "just end it now"
I recall you NOT getting laid by the fat girl from plentyoffish. You said that. I'm not bringing quotes out of OG, but you know what didNT happen.
You ARE shit talking, just very poorly.
You got fired from that security job, remember? Like just a couple months ago...
How do I know more about your failures than you remember? Maybe you shouldn't embarrass yourself on the internet....
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Dear
Michael,
Your wife was ugly, and cheated on/left you.
You've never owned a booster car that I can remember.
Your shit talking ability are sub par at best.
You cant even get fat desperate internet whores to fuck your ugly ass.
You will probably end up hanging you self after getting fired at you 50th dead end job.
you could just skip all this agony and end it all now and make everyone else happier.
Sincerely,
Brian
BTW. OCD, long time no post hows your car? congrats on Having that bitch play with your dipstick.
my ex wife did cheat on me and did leave me, she was a stripper and all strippers cheat (according to her and you guys)
i had a 90 crx with a zc. it had a 14b home made setup. built by me, everything welded up by me.
i've had two fat, desperate internet whores fuck me. 2 out of 2 ain't bad
i'm not ever trying to talk shit so you don't know what my shit talking skills are.
i've never been fired from any job, i plan on keeping it that way
my life is too good for me to "just end it now"
I recall you NOT getting laid by the fat girl from plentyoffish. You said that. I'm not bringing quotes out of OG, but you know what didNT happen.
You ARE shit talking, just very poorly.
You got fired from that security job, remember? Like just a couple months ago...
How do I know more about your failures than you remember? Maybe you shouldn't embarrass yourself on the internet....
LOL. keelay
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my ex wife did cheat on me and did leave me, she was a stripper and all strippers cheat (according to her and you guys)
i had a 90 crx with a zc. it had a 14b home made setup. built by me, everything welded up by me.
i've had two fat, desperate internet whores fuck me. 2 out of 2 ain't bad
i'm not ever trying to talk shit so you don't know what my shit talking skills are.
i've never been fired from any job, i plan on keeping it that way
my life is too good for me to "just end it now"
that fat bitch would have fucked me, i couldn't man up and finish the job. my dick got wet and that's about it.
that security job wrote down i quit, they let me go. i was not fired. so according to them i quit, according to me i was let go. neither of us would say i was fired.
i have never been fired from a job
WHAT??!!!
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Also,
being let go from a job = fired. George Jetson style nigga!
But that's what happens when you don't show up to work your 2nd day with a LAME excuse.
Val said she'd send you some oils and inflatables. Just for practice. Too bad I can't teach you good taste.
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Leave it to Mike to ruin an otherwise good thread.
:P
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sir, your dick is not big, we all saw it in your tranny exs mouth.
your new gf must have a pussy that was made in the phillipines too.
getting "let go" is the same as being fired.
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sir, your dick is not big, we all saw it in your tranny exs mouth.
your new gf must have a pussy that was made in the phillipines too.
getting "let go" is the same as being fired.
thanks for the comment on me and chris' people!
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wow i shoulda jacked off before i read all of this stupid pussy bullshit thanks niggers
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wow i shoulda jacked off before i read all of this stupid pussy bullshit thanks niggers
Good point Clitoris. someone please clean up this thread. Na Mike I like you but STFU.
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na mike is getting trolled it's funny.
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I just called that security place, and they confirmed your story.
The guy said you had the biggest cock he's ever had :yes:
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Damn dirty flips! i love their bitchezz tho, cept they got kinda dark pussayzz and dark nipss, but thats okay, aslong as their skin isnt nigger dark like cambodians, barf, camobodians.
And mike, cmon now. That girl is pretty good looking, she isnt my type, but i'd give it to her, i wouldn't wife her or marry her, a bang and a $20 bill is about as far as i'd go. Shes a california 6, thats about it, not bad, but a lot better than other wives/gf's of some of you other ugly motherfuckers, INCLUDING you mike. Your ex wife looked kinda deformed, seriously, i dont know how you stayed with her for so long, i would have fucking shot myself, but thats just me, woulda shot her first tho.
Dont rain on this guys parade, especially when you dont have any grounds to be doing any sort of 'raining'
its okay mike, you dont have to prove yourself. Everyone here already has their concieved ideas about you and anything you say wont change that, if anything you'll just be proving what they think already.
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I locked my keys in my car while I was parked in front of Planned Parenthood the other day and I was scared to death of going in and asking them for a coat hanger.
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2 out of 2 ain't bad
2 out of 2 is fucking horrible when they're over 300 pounds.
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Mike your life is a joke and I hope you suffer when you die.
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Kain knows what pussy smells like?
why yes jd i do.
there are many things dont post on here. for one, its getting laid all the fucking time.
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Kain knows what pussy smells like?
why yes jd i do.
there are many things dont post on here. for one, its getting laid all the fucking time.
Bullshit! If this is true there are bets to settle up on. We had a whole thread on when, were, and undewr what pretense
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i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.
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This thread is full of lies
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i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.
Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.
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i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.
Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.
cheetos tastes like shit.
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i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.
Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.
I dunno, i dont think so, I dont believe he could overpower a stripper with his small unporportional arms.
And as far as getting pussy, i believe lots of money was involved.
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i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.
Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.
I dunno, i dont think so, I dont believe he could overpower a stripper with his small unporportional arms.
And as far as getting pussy, i believe lots of money was involved.
Yeah that's the most likely option.
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turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.
truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.
here is a hint. jungle, fever.
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I think I solved the puzzle
The answer is nigger, lover.
It? Like how man apes have sex with fat women all the time
Some she boon let you into her cavernous mangina full of tropical diseases and coconut butter
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Kommrad, thread is about na michael lusting blubber pussy from list of Craig. Make new thread for squirrel boys romp through moose girl
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kain; congrats
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HOLY FUCK KAIN GOT LAID?
I wish you live around I would buy you a beer or whatever fruity bitch drink you wanted.
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turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.
truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.
here is a hint. jungle, fever.
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turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.
truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.
here is a hint. jungle, fever.
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for the money.
well, the jungle fever girl was the first one. that was an icebreaker and learning of the ropes. the other one... boy howdy. snu snu if you know what i mean. thats the main squeeze so far
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Youve Made Snu Snu with a woman! I'll inform the men.
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yah man. shes like 6 feet something. just about killed me but god damn is it awesome.
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yah man. shes like 6 feet something. just about killed me but god damn is it awesome.
We tried to convince you years ago! Better late then never!
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kain; congrats
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This thread somehow got super gay
NA gay?
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I had sex once.
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This thread somehow got super gay
NA gay?
thank god im turbo and lost my v card. life is good.
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Everyone said your wife was a whore because she looked like a mutant pitbull. No one feels like being mean after they've fapped, and no one, including yourself, would crack one off to your hound beast of a child's mother.
your grandchildren will feel that one, wife here reading this thread, dying fucking laughing.
she said "thanks, I'll make him post better pics next time"
....to be continued
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OK, better pics and get a dyno tune.
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OK, better pics and get a dyno tune.
im pretty sure this is the outcome.
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Kain, you're a lying ass midget greek bastard. You could let me smell your fingers and I'd still say it was from your mothers crusty underwear.
I hope wee-man beats your face in, faggot.