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[SDRAWKCAB]

Dear
Michael,

Your wife was ugly, and cheated on/left you.
You've never owned a booster car that I can remember.
Your shit talking ability are sub par at best.
You cant even get fat desperate internet whores to fuck your ugly ass.
You will probably end up hanging you self after getting fired at you 50th dead end job.
you could just skip all this agony and end it all now and make everyone else happier.

Sincerely,
Brian

BTW. OCD, long time no post hows your car? congrats on Having that bitch play with your dipstick.

my ex wife did cheat on me and did leave me, she was a stripper and all strippers cheat (according to her and you guys)
i had a 90 crx with a zc. it had a 14b home made setup. built by me, everything welded up by me.
i've had two fat, desperate internet whores fuck me. 2 out of 2 ain't bad
i'm not ever trying to talk shit so you don't know what my shit talking skills are.
i've never been fired from any job, i plan on keeping it that way
my life is too good for me to "just end it now"

I recall you NOT getting laid by the fat girl from plentyoffish. You said that. I'm not bringing quotes out of OG, but you know what didNT happen.

You ARE shit talking, just very poorly.

You got fired from that security job, remember? Like just a couple months ago...

How do I know more about your failures than you remember? Maybe you shouldn't embarrass yourself on the internet....

LOL. keelay

[keelay]

my ex wife did cheat on me and did leave me, she was a stripper and all strippers cheat (according to her and you guys)
i had a 90 crx with a zc. it had a 14b home made setup. built by me, everything welded up by me.
i've had two fat, desperate internet whores fuck me. 2 out of 2 ain't bad
i'm not ever trying to talk shit so you don't know what my shit talking skills are.
i've never been fired from any job, i plan on keeping it that way
my life is too good for me to "just end it now"

that fat bitch would have fucked me, i couldn't man up and finish the job. my dick got wet and that's about it.
that security job wrote down i quit, they let me go. i was not fired. so according to them i quit, according to me i was let go. neither of us would say i was fired.
i have never been fired from a job

WHAT??!!!

[keelay]

Also,
being let go from a job = fired. George Jetson style nigga!



But that's what happens when you don't show up to work your 2nd day with a LAME excuse.



 Val said she'd send you some oils and inflatables. Just for practice. Too bad I can't teach you good taste.

[snm95ls]

Leave it to Mike to ruin an otherwise good thread.

 

[90boostdaccord]

sir, your dick is not big, we all saw it in your tranny exs mouth.

your new gf must have a pussy that was made in the phillipines too.

getting "let go" is the same as being fired.

[ApexSilver06MR]

sir, your dick is not big, we all saw it in your tranny exs mouth.

your new gf must have a pussy that was made in the phillipines too.

getting "let go" is the same as being fired.

thanks for the comment on me and chris' people!

[Mike Litoris]

wow i shoulda jacked off before i read all of this stupid pussy bullshit thanks niggers

[DmC]

wow i shoulda jacked off before i read all of this stupid pussy bullshit thanks niggers

Good point Clitoris.  someone please clean up this thread. Na Mike I like you but STFU.

[blade8r]

na mike is getting trolled it's funny.

[keelay]

I just called that security place, and they confirmed your story.





































































The guy said you had the biggest cock he's ever had  :yes:

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Damn dirty flips! i love their bitchezz tho, cept they got kinda dark pussayzz and dark nipss, but thats okay, aslong as their skin isnt nigger dark like cambodians, barf, camobodians.

And mike, cmon now.  That girl is pretty good looking, she isnt my type, but i'd give it to her, i wouldn't wife her or marry her, a bang and a $20 bill is about as far as i'd go.  Shes a california 6, thats about it, not bad, but a lot better than other wives/gf's of some of you other ugly motherfuckers, INCLUDING you mike.  Your ex wife looked kinda deformed, seriously, i dont know how you stayed with her for so long, i would have fucking shot myself, but thats just me, woulda shot her first tho.

Dont rain on this guys parade, especially when you dont have any grounds to be doing any sort of 'raining'

its okay mike, you dont have to prove yourself.  Everyone here already has their concieved ideas about you and anything you say wont change that, if anything you'll just be proving what they think already.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I locked my keys in my car while I was parked in front of Planned Parenthood the other day and I was scared to death of going in and asking them for a coat hanger.

[j.h.christ]

2 out of 2 ain't bad

2 out of 2 is fucking horrible when they're over 300 pounds.

[bluerex]

Mike your life is a joke and I hope you suffer when you die.

[Kain]

Kain knows what pussy smells like?

why yes jd i do.

there are many things dont post on here. for one, its getting laid all the fucking time.

[Hotrodlincoln]

Kain knows what pussy smells like?

why yes jd i do.

there are many things dont post on here. for one, its getting laid all the fucking time.

Bullshit! If this is true there are bets to settle up on. We had a whole thread on when, were, and undewr what pretense

[Kain]

i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.

[ryan89crx]

This thread is full of lies

[Hotrodlincoln]

i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.

Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.

[Kain]

i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.

Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.

cheetos tastes like shit.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.

Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.

I dunno, i dont think so, I dont believe he could overpower a stripper with his small unporportional arms.

And as far as getting pussy, i believe lots of money was involved.

[Hotrodlincoln]

i aint telling you guys shit. all you need to know is this; im less fail than jay and sinister combined.

Oh I get it. You raped a stripper from cheetoes, and want to keep it hush hush.

I dunno, i dont think so, I dont believe he could overpower a stripper with his small unporportional arms.

And as far as getting pussy, i believe lots of money was involved.

Yeah that's the most likely option.

[Kain]

turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.

truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.


here is a hint. jungle, fever.

[BoostedSchemes]

I think I solved the puzzle

The answer is nigger, lover.

It? Like how man apes have sex with fat women all the time

Some she boon let you into her cavernous mangina full of tropical diseases and coconut butter

[rawr2d2]

Kommrad, thread is about na michael lusting blubber pussy from list of Craig. Make new thread for squirrel boys romp through moose girl

[colt45]

kain; congrats

[SDRAWKCAB]

HOLY FUCK KAIN GOT LAID?
I wish you live around I would buy you a beer or whatever fruity bitch drink you wanted.

[DmC]

turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.

truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.


here is a hint. jungle, fever.

[Kain]

turbo rotaries make the bitches wet.

truth be told, i never had to pay for it. she wanted to show me the ropes, and within a phew weeks i was swingin those ropes like tarzan.


here is a hint. jungle, fever.

for the money.

well, the jungle fever girl was the first one. that was an icebreaker and learning of the ropes. the other one... boy howdy. snu snu if you know what i mean. thats the main squeeze so far

[DmC]

Youve Made Snu Snu with a woman! I'll inform the men.