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Title: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 01:11:14 PM
OXFORD - In today's post-scrimmage meeting with Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt, reporters were asking some of the usual questions when somebody asked "Where was (receiver) Andrew Harris today?" Nutt paused for a second, squinted his eyes, and said two words that will make every man on Earth wince: "Ruptured testicle."


I've never seen anyone in this much pain in my entire life. I was on the opposite end of the practice field working when i hear an agonizing scream......look over and i see a player rolling around on the ground screaming in pain and punctuated by projectile vomiting.....i thought that the guy just got hit REALLY hard in the stomach....but nope. found out later what actually happened.

It's kind of difficult to describe what actually happens when you rupture your testicle(i still shiver when i say that)....but this is the best that i can do based on what i was told...


imagine you have a bag of crawfish. The crawfish are the various nerves/tissue that make up your testicles. The bag they are in is the derma that keeps them tightly formed. The ice chest that you keep this bag in is the "sack" that you see when you peer at yourself in the mirror while reciting Broadway show tunes. Now, imagine that in a drunken haze you accidentally throw your empty Zima bottle into the ice chest. It breaks, tearing the bag holding the crawfish. The crawfish begin to spill out of the bag, but are still pretty contained because they are in an ice chest.
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Towdogg on April 13, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Oh man!   :-X
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
Quote from: danwjmu on April 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 01:11:14 PM
Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt
;D

To help you get through the agony of this tread....Here are the head coaches twin daughters. ive got class with them....

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fdeadspin%2F2008%2F11%2Fhanna2.jpg&hash=aae7136ba7559b47641b41a8ac9519bd4643e3be)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fdeadspin%2F2008%2F11%2Fhanna1.jpg&hash=31fbb7303b745ef8976c81b10157edea7c208716)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fdeadspin%2F2008%2F11%2Fhanna3.jpg&hash=f50dff2aeea6c9c7bab348ad6c6d2a3e3b041288)

He's got another JB daughter in high school. Bless this man and his smoken hot wife.
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jagojon3 on April 13, 2009, 01:22:08 PM
They look busted to me
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 01:24:49 PM
they are hot as hell. that was their costumes for the Halloween block party on my street this past year..
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Towdogg on April 13, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
Quote from: jagojon3 on April 13, 2009, 01:22:08 PM
They look busted to me

+1
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 01:32:56 PM
one more thing to add to the hilarity of the situation....we have a "stick" ban in our stadium( dont ask) so we cant bring in flags.....so this is what they came up with....the Steelers have the terrible towels....we have....


(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3010%2F2921407236_1a3641bb8f.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=47d336b8ac3749dda4e576fe93452c990deed799)
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DRQPQUT on April 13, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
wtf....
Title: Re: Worst football injury EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dtrain on April 13, 2009, 02:03:13 PM
yea, he came here from ar-kansas so they hate him with a passion...



though they do serve up some great photoshops.