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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2009, 07:44:50 PM

Title: Conjugal Visits
Post by: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2009, 07:44:50 PM: http://www.conjugalharmony.com/ (http://www.conjugalharmony.com/)
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: 92CXyD on April 21, 2009, 07:47:57 PM: There is some hot chicks but is this site for real? ;D
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2009, 07:59:00 PM: Sho is. Read the FAQ to get a real kick out of it.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: Sinister on April 21, 2009, 08:06:04 PM: Holy shit that's funny. I read through all of the profiles too haha
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: 90boostdaccord on April 21, 2009, 08:09:34 PM: this has to be a joke. its funny none the less
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 21, 2009, 08:31:43 PM: This profile is funny:

Name: Crushrrr

Age: 23

State: California

Convictions: Assault, armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.

Hobbies and Interests: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)

Why I Deserve Another Chance: I donâ€™t.

Some of these gutter sluts are hot, but when they openly admit to killing thier ex do you really want to go there? Damaged Merchandise fucking sucks
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: BoostForLife on April 21, 2009, 08:36:19 PM: Quote
What about diseases?

All six states that allow conjugal visits require the inmate to test clean for all sexually transmitted diseases before allowing an intimate meeting. That means you can perform your coital acts without the need for sticky, awkward or embarrassingly loose fitting condoms without any risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And if you donâ€™t come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasnâ€™t been with any other man during that time, so no matter how dirty she may get, sheâ€™ll always be clean as a whistle where it counts.
LOL
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 21, 2009, 08:38:05 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
HUH?
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:44:49 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM: I think kain just figured out how to get laid.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: turbob16hatch on April 21, 2009, 10:00:14 PM: haha, can't be real
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: d-rail on April 21, 2009, 11:15:38 PM: Thats some funny shit
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: colt45 on April 21, 2009, 11:54:13 PM: thats way better then mail order
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 12:42:02 AM: looks like i might have my chance with casey anthny after all lol. just gotta wait till that bitch gets sentenced
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: g_shok on April 22, 2009, 12:45:31 AM: HHH
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 12:47:12 AM: shit it wont let me register :(
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: colt45 on April 22, 2009, 01:25:38 AM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 12:47:12 AM
shit it wont let me register :(

+1
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: lilpooh21186 on April 22, 2009, 01:35:18 AM: ROFFL
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 01:46:54 AM: ;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits :yes:

DIBS!
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.momlogic.com%2Fgallery-images%2F2009%2F01%2Fcasey_anthony_in_court1_full.jpg&hash=41abc047fc9c812e020a9794e1b11a0acd6aaa1b)

will be after i put it in her ass
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Fstrollerderby%2F2008%2F12%2F23-End%2FCaseyAnthony.jpg&hash=bcab89a8538738d393d9a27279566625ac063839)

yes baby, twice
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpatrishka.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F10%2Fb-casey-anthony-myspac-45b7bcd33317.jpeg&hash=9eec3ae687c9d415b6a428300d91f1dda0760c5b)

till next time, wifey lol
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwdbo.com%2Fimages%2F2008%2F07%2Fcasey_anthony_072908_wave_m.jpg&hash=dc8c19324758f79e67ab8ababe4b7ab3cc0d3aaf)
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: colt45 on April 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 01:46:54 AM
;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits :yes:

DIBS!
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.momlogic.com%2Fgallery-images%2F2009%2F01%2Fcasey_anthony_in_court1_full.jpg&hash=41abc047fc9c812e020a9794e1b11a0acd6aaa1b)

will be after i put it in her ass
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Fstrollerderby%2F2008%2F12%2F23-End%2FCaseyAnthony.jpg&hash=bcab89a8538738d393d9a27279566625ac063839)

yes baby, twice
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpatrishka.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F10%2Fb-casey-anthony-myspac-45b7bcd33317.jpeg&hash=9eec3ae687c9d415b6a428300d91f1dda0760c5b)

till next time, wifey lol
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwdbo.com%2Fimages%2F2008%2F07%2Fcasey_anthony_072908_wave_m.jpg&hash=dc8c19324758f79e67ab8ababe4b7ab3cc0d3aaf)

which one is this?
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: d112crzy on April 23, 2009, 12:18:50 PM: damnit, it won't let me register >:(
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: MantisX on April 23, 2009, 02:30:00 PM: Thats the bitch that killed her daughter.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on April 23, 2009, 02:35:05 PM: that bitch probably has so many niggas on her...

she probably has a fan club...

scott peterson did

why did he kill lacy????
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: QikEnuF on April 23, 2009, 03:21:23 PM: Cause she wouldn't clean house
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 03:26:09 PM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: MantisX on April 23, 2009, 03:34:03 PM: Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: buk9tp on April 23, 2009, 06:05:43 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 03:26:09 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.

hmm.... no.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: 1Fast68 on April 24, 2009, 12:22:47 AM: How would Kain feel If he got turned down by one of these sluts, I guess they figure they have better odds getting something/someone better on the inside.
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: MAJORAHOLE on April 24, 2009, 10:34:19 AM: Quote
also made a special waist band device for

the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they donâ€™t let that.

LOL!!!!
Title: Re: Conjugal Visits
Post by: sewell94 on April 24, 2009, 12:31:17 PM: Quote from: MantisX on April 23, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

you can't say it any better than that O0