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Conjugal Visits
« on: April 21, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

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Why would I not be surprised if your pink slip included "quotquotthen Mr Davis overturned the table while shouting, HOWS THAT FOR FLUID MECHANICS?!"quotquot?

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 07:47:57 PM »

There is some hot chicks but is this site for real? ;D

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 07:59:00 PM »

Sho is. Read the FAQ to get a real kick out of it.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 08:06:04 PM »

Holy shit that's funny. I read through all of the profiles too haha
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

this has to be a joke.  its funny none the less
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 08:31:43 PM »

This profile is funny:

Name: Crushrrr

Age: 23

State: California

Convictions: Assault, armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.

Hobbies and Interests: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)

Why I Deserve Another Chance: I don’t.


Some of these gutter sluts are hot, but when they openly admit to killing thier ex do you really want to go there?  Damaged Merchandise fucking sucks
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 08:36:19 PM »

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What about diseases?

All six states that allow conjugal visits require the inmate to test clean for all sexually transmitted diseases before allowing an intimate meeting. That means you can perform your coital acts without the need for sticky, awkward or embarrassingly loose fitting condoms without any risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And if you don’t come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasn’t been with any other man during that time, so no matter how dirty she may get, she’ll always be clean as a whistle where it counts. 
LOL
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 08:38:05 PM »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
HUH?
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 08:44:49 PM »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM »

I think kain just figured out how to get laid.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 10:00:14 PM »

haha, can't be real
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 11:15:38 PM »

Thats some funny shit
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 11:54:13 PM »

thats way better then mail order

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 12:42:02 AM »

looks like i might have my chance with casey anthny after all lol. just gotta wait till that bitch gets sentenced
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 12:45:31 AM »

HHH
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »

shit it wont let me register  :(
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 01:25:38 AM »

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 01:35:18 AM »

ROFFL
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 01:46:54 AM »

 ;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits  :yes:

DIBS!


will be after i put it in her ass


yes baby, twice


till next time, wifey lol
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM »

;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits  :yes:

DIBS!


will be after i put it in her ass


yes baby, twice


till next time, wifey lol


which one is this?

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2009, 12:18:50 PM »

damnit, it won't let me register  >:(
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2009, 02:30:00 PM »

Thats the bitch that killed her daughter.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2009, 02:35:05 PM »

that bitch probably has so many niggas on her...   


she probably has a fan club...


scott peterson did


why did he kill lacy????
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 03:21:23 PM »

Cause she wouldn't clean house
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2009, 03:26:09 PM »

I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.

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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2009, 06:05:43 PM »

I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.

hmm.... no.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2009, 12:22:47 AM »

How would Kain feel If he got turned down by one of these sluts, I guess they figure they have better odds getting something/someone better on the inside.
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Re: Conjugal Visits
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2009, 10:34:19 AM »

 
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the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that.

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