Topic: Conjugal Visits (Read 9763 times)

TheMadScientist · « **on:** April 21, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

92CXyD · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:47:57 PM »

There is some hot chicks but is this site for real? ;D

TheMadScientist · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:59:00 PM »

Sho is. Read the FAQ to get a real kick out of it.

Sinister · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:06:04 PM »

Holy shit that's funny. I read through all of the profiles too haha

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

this has to be a joke. its funny none the less

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:31:43 PM »

This profile is funny:

Name: Crushrrr

Age: 23

State: California

Convictions: Assault, armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.

Hobbies and Interests: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)

Why I Deserve Another Chance: I donâ€™t.

Some of these gutter sluts are hot, but when they openly admit to killing thier ex do you really want to go there? Damaged Merchandise fucking sucks

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

BoostForLife · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:36:19 PM »

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What about diseases?

All six states that allow conjugal visits require the inmate to test clean for all sexually transmitted diseases before allowing an intimate meeting. That means you can perform your coital acts without the need for sticky, awkward or embarrassingly loose fitting condoms without any risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And if you donâ€™t come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasnâ€™t been with any other man during that time, so no matter how dirty she may get, sheâ€™ll always be clean as a whistle where it counts.

LOL

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:38:05 PM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

HUH?

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:44:49 PM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM »

I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

turbob16hatch · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:00:14 PM »

haha, can't be real

d-rail · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:15:38 PM »

Thats some funny shit

colt45 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:54:13 PM »

thats way better then mail order

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:42:02 AM »

looks like i might have my chance with casey anthny after all lol. just gotta wait till that bitch gets sentenced

g_shok · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:45:31 AM »

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »

shit it wont let me register

colt45 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2009, 01:25:38 AM »

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 12:47:12 AM

shit it wont let me register

+1

lilpooh21186 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2009, 01:35:18 AM »

ROFFL

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2009, 01:46:54 AM »

;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits :yes:

DIBS!

will be after i put it in her ass

yes baby, twice

till next time, wifey lol

colt45 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM »

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 22, 2009, 01:46:54 AM

;D

fucking badass, just searched and Florida has conjugal visits :yes:

DIBS!

will be after i put it in her ass

yes baby, twice

till next time, wifey lol

which one is this?

d112crzy · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:18:50 PM »

damnit, it won't let me register

MantisX · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:30:00 PM »

Thats the bitch that killed her daughter.

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:35:05 PM »

that bitch probably has so many niggas on her...

she probably has a fan club...

scott peterson did

why did he kill lacy?

QikEnuF · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:21:23 PM »

Cause she wouldn't clean house

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:26:09 PM »

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM

I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.

MantisX · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

buk9tp · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 03:26:09 PM

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
I think kain just figured out how to get laid.

I believe he's had offers, but he's got some sort of Madonna complex whereby any female he actually likes gets put up on a purity pedestal or something.

hmm.... no.

1Fast68 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:22:47 AM »

How would Kain feel If he got turned down by one of these sluts, I guess they figure they have better odds getting something/someone better on the inside.

MAJORAHOLE · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:34:19 AM »

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also made a special waist band device for

the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they donâ€™t let that.

LOL!!!!

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