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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 97Econobox on April 28, 2009, 09:18:45 AM

Title: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: 97Econobox on April 28, 2009, 09:18:45 AM
I love a morning dose of entertainment.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4165399 (http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4165399)

Because only faggots lower their Dubs 2.5 -3 inches.  Real ballers straight cut frame to tuck their crossmemebers.

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Its a DIY thread too, Like the guy describes doing this like your relocating a battery and anyone with a Sawzall can do it.  Some times these things reminds me that Natural Selection is still working.  Everyone speed that up by encouraging him to finish and take it for a spin lol.
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Post by: Robb on April 28, 2009, 11:36:50 AM
I wish I still had the pics of the golf where the guy who filled his motor mounts with concrete  :?:

People do some dumbass shit to there cars.

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Post by: j.h.christ on April 28, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
welcome to the shit i deal with everyday.
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Post by: 92CXyD on April 28, 2009, 12:16:36 PM
I wonder how many mad EDM points he gets if he, upon cresting a hill, becomes stuck due to the inability of his tires to reach the ground.

I want to how well he gets around in the snow with those tires and being that low. ;D
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Post by: AstroVannin on April 28, 2009, 02:51:55 PM
I know its wrong... but I like it anyways.
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Post by: realAgentMurdoc on April 28, 2009, 04:09:21 PM
that's flippin dope...  I want those rims and now I know where to get some 165/50's for cheap
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Post by: Corey on April 28, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
ive noticed all the VW fags here in CT get off on doing homosexual stuff to thier cars. add one to the list.

most recent thing i remember around here was someone sanding thier hood to bare metal, letting it sit for a while till it was surface rusted and the clear coating over it.  ??? ???

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Post by: Kain on April 28, 2009, 04:53:19 PM
ive noticed all the VW fags here in CT get off on doing homosexual stuff to thier cars. add one to the list.

most recent thing i remember around here was someone sanding thier hood to bare metal, letting it sit for a while till it was surface rusted and the clear coating over it.  ??? ???


yep.

theres a writeup that shows you how to do it as well.
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Post by: fork on April 28, 2009, 11:32:59 PM
Thats site has full blown AIDS
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Post by: j.h.christ on April 28, 2009, 11:41:19 PM
It's damn near 2k for a set of BBS RS wheels.  Fuck that shit :-\

wheels that are worth more than the car.

99% of vw lovers are the biggest ricers on the planet.
Title: Re: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: Urban Indian on April 28, 2009, 11:52:52 PM
Vortex.......  ::) I dont mind the hood either way. Seems something dubbers would do

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Title: Re: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: Corey on April 29, 2009, 12:14:52 AM
what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?
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Post by: 1991civicsi on April 29, 2009, 12:20:41 AM
At first I thought it was leather.  :-[
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Post by: dvst8r on April 29, 2009, 12:25:08 AM
I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.
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Post by: SpeedyJAY on April 29, 2009, 12:37:33 AM
At first I thought it was leather.  :-[

At a dub show I went to here I saw a hood and fenders wraped in imitation aligator skin, as well as hoods wraped in tweed... The tweed didnt look that bad, reminded me of my ricer days in the 90's when I wanted a tweed dash
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Post by: Jorsher on April 29, 2009, 01:08:09 AM
Fucking queers.

Just curious, do they ever joke about Hondas/NisAnd because I'm an intellectual being, /whatever there?

They consistently have the gayest trends on the internet.
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Post by: Loki on April 29, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.


+1, would be badass if the hood wasn't rusted  :-\
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Post by: Towdogg on April 29, 2009, 11:43:16 AM
I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.

+1 and the gas cap is gay also...
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Post by: catsman50 on April 29, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
Fucking queers.

Just curious, do they ever joke about Hondas/NisAnd because I'm an intellectual being, /whatever there?

They consistently have the gayest trends on the internet.
lol they hate on honda/nisAnd because I'm an intellectual being,  everything over there. its ridiculous all they talk about is how low to the ground they can get before they bust there oil pan. and when they do they think there so cool.
Title: Re: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: enikolayev on April 30, 2009, 12:59:44 AM
I wish I still had the pics of the golf where the guy who filled his motor mounts with concrete  :?:

People do some dumbass shit to there cars.



Dumbass, should have reinforced it with rebar.
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Post by: Joseph Davis on January 16, 2010, 09:31:28 PM
what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.
Title: Re: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: BoostedSchemes on January 16, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

Caleb, moving on...
Title: Re: The Kotex is awesome.
Post by: keelay on January 16, 2010, 11:37:55 PM
what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

The kind that have nothing better to do than to trip a body panel, let it rust, then have it cleared.
People with bad taste, too much time, a Nazi mobile, and too many supplies/money.
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Post by: colt45 on January 16, 2010, 11:53:10 PM
isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on January 17, 2010, 12:24:39 AM
isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?

The crumple zone is just going to be crumplier.  Cool points at the local all-male dance club > safety.
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Post by: Sinister on January 17, 2010, 01:16:19 AM
what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

that & chalkboard hoods are the cat's meow over there. A VW friend of mine constantly hates on Honda's and imports in general, but mostly honda's. He thinks the rusted hoods are "kinda cool" and thinks that cars with pink roofs and checkered ceiling panels (there was such a car on vortex that he showed me that he also liked. Rest of the car was all black exterior/interior fyi, gorgeous other than the checkered/pink parts).
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Post by: Teg2boo on January 17, 2010, 01:25:05 AM
isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?

No, it's a VW.
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Post by: gooseman on January 17, 2010, 01:31:42 AM
I like the rusted hoods.

I might start a rusted engine bay trend.
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Post by: ratcityrex on January 17, 2010, 04:11:14 AM
What is this tire streching I keep seeing. Why do they do this? Im just wondering the real reason? Is it that they want to run a dished wheel and it would rub so bad they need to put a smaller tire on to not rub or what?


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Post by: d-rail on January 17, 2010, 04:20:18 AM
I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.

+1 and the gas cap is gay also...

Don't care for the roof
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Post by: gooseman on January 17, 2010, 04:20:33 AM
go ask  n/a bike. He will investigate it for you.
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Post by: Corey on January 17, 2010, 04:23:01 AM
i think tire stretching is so they can slam thier cars and not have the tires rub on the arches. if you havent noticed vw homos like to run wheels with offsets that stick the wheel out way past the fender.
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Post by: WPPF on January 17, 2010, 04:38:17 AM
dullard linked me to rusted hoods on EG's a few days ago on HT.



Shit's played out.  I enjoy driving my gay bar.
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Post by: t_cel_t on January 17, 2010, 08:09:50 AM
the only cars i see with rusted hoods had major engine fires

and the wide wheel/skinny tire is about cost im pretty sure-or the fact that they dont make tires that wide sizes that small that aren't slicks
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Post by: 92CXyD on January 17, 2010, 11:23:02 AM
the only cars i see with rusted hoods had major engine fires

and the wide wheel/skinny tire is about cost im pretty sure-or the fact that they dont make tires that wide sizes that small that aren't slicks

Seen this done on a set of Niche Assassin rims on a '95 Prelude.
This guy kind of a Low Rider fan wanted to be taken seriously as an Import race fan.
He buys these rims and has these tires put on that where skinner than the rim.
Usually tires need to be sized where the rim width is 70% to 90% of the tire.
His was @ 110% of the tire.

His wife drives the 'Lude more than he does.
He told me that he as had to have both front tires remounted twice on each side. :?:
Shortly after talking to him about this, his wife was driving at highway speeds and pops the bead on the passenger side.

Now on this section on interstate there is small section that has 3 lanes, one the lanes is for an exit and on ramps.
She was parked in that lane at an angle not straight in the lane.
She got out to look at the tire then went to the barrier and proceeds to grab her cell and calls her husband and yell at him.
While she is on the phone (she was about 15 ft. or so away from the car) a semi-tractor trailer hits the 'Lude.
With such force that all air bags go off, all windows shatter, and the nose was almost knocked clean off. :o
The nose was only held by a thin chunk of sheetmetal on the passenger's side where the strut tower meets the rest of the chassis. :?:

To this day this guy will not even think about going out of the safe guidlines of tire to rim requirements. ;D

I wish I had taken pics. of that. ;D


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Post by: Conceptz-X on January 17, 2010, 12:33:25 PM
nice story  I need some popcorn
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Post by: 92CXyD on January 17, 2010, 01:18:22 PM
Looking at 'bisi's wagon build his tires look like they are too skinny for those rims maybe it is just me. ;D
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Post by: Corey on January 17, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
the only cars i see with rusted hoods had major engine fires

and the wide wheel/skinny tire is about cost im pretty sure-or the fact that they dont make tires that wide sizes that small that aren't slicks

do you really believe they do it because of cost? seriously? these kids are putting $800 rims with 165 tires. even 14" tires come in a 205 and these tards are using 15 and 16" rims.

they do it because they think it looks cool. it does not.
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Post by: HiProfile on January 17, 2010, 04:17:29 PM
It's like they took the most retarded fabs from low riders and imports from the previous decade and homo-logated them to their "scene". The only cool WV owners I've known no longer own VW's. In other words, they opened their eyes...


The problem with people is how "followers" can change their mindset to fit anything a "leader" thinks is acceptable. Take JD for instance. He leads us with arcane wizdom, profound profanities, and being as real as colon cancer - and we all follow, despite those 3 things being nearly absent from every-day life. :P
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Post by: Joseph Davis on January 17, 2010, 04:29:37 PM
As soon as I lead anybody around here, I'm gone.
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Post by: Conceptz-X on January 17, 2010, 06:22:24 PM
Fuck you Baldnog, go tune something
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Post by: Joseph Davis on January 17, 2010, 06:50:28 PM
Amen.
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Post by: JACER63 on January 17, 2010, 07:36:51 PM
What is this tire streching I keep seeing. Why do they do this? Im just wondering the real reason? Is it that they want to run a dished wheel and it would rub so bad they need to put a smaller tire on to not rub or what?


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its just what vw faggots like to do... for the ultimate lowered vw.  back in the day all the mini truck guys were donig this and the tires would last like 2000 miles then be taost.  gayity
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Post by: glustic on January 17, 2010, 07:44:16 PM
People like this amaze me. The most amazing part is how they have actually survived and not died from stupidity.
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Post by: 97Econobox on January 18, 2010, 09:59:30 AM
The tire poke is more about Hey this is cool than anything else.  Some go for that whole "Its legal if your tires dont extend past the arches" or some shit.  The reality of it is, its all about white belts, Capri pants, "Being Ghetto" even though your parents have given you like 10K to drop on a 15 year old VW, pole smoking and general faggotry and assgrabbery.