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The Kotex is awesome.
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:18:45 AM »

I love a morning dose of entertainment.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4165399

Because only faggots lower their Dubs 2.5 -3 inches.  Real ballers straight cut frame to tuck their crossmemebers.






Its a DIY thread too, Like the guy describes doing this like your relocating a battery and anyone with a Sawzall can do it.  Some times these things reminds me that Natural Selection is still working.  Everyone speed that up by encouraging him to finish and take it for a spin lol.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 11:36:50 AM »

I wish I still had the pics of the golf where the guy who filled his motor mounts with concrete  :?:

People do some dumbass shit to there cars.

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 12:06:48 PM »

welcome to the shit i deal with everyday.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 12:16:36 PM »

I wonder how many mad EDM points he gets if he, upon cresting a hill, becomes stuck due to the inability of his tires to reach the ground.

I want to how well he gets around in the snow with those tires and being that low. ;D

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 02:51:55 PM »

I know its wrong... but I like it anyways.

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 04:09:21 PM »

that's flippin dope...  I want those rims and now I know where to get some 165/50's for cheap
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 04:25:36 PM »

ive noticed all the VW fags here in CT get off on doing homosexual stuff to thier cars. add one to the list.

most recent thing i remember around here was someone sanding thier hood to bare metal, letting it sit for a while till it was surface rusted and the clear coating over it.  ??? ???

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 04:53:19 PM »

ive noticed all the VW fags here in CT get off on doing homosexual stuff to thier cars. add one to the list.

most recent thing i remember around here was someone sanding thier hood to bare metal, letting it sit for a while till it was surface rusted and the clear coating over it.  ??? ???


yep.

theres a writeup that shows you how to do it as well.

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 11:32:59 PM »

Thats site has full blown AIDS
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 11:41:19 PM »

It's damn near 2k for a set of BBS RS wheels.  Fuck that shit :-\

wheels that are worth more than the car.

99% of vw lovers are the biggest ricers on the planet.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 11:52:52 PM »

Vortex.......  ::) I dont mind the hood either way. Seems something dubbers would do










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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 12:14:52 AM »

what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 12:20:41 AM »

At first I thought it was leather.  :-[
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 12:25:08 AM »

I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 12:37:33 AM »

At first I thought it was leather.  :-[

At a dub show I went to here I saw a hood and fenders wraped in imitation aligator skin, as well as hoods wraped in tweed... The tweed didnt look that bad, reminded me of my ricer days in the 90's when I wanted a tweed dash
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 01:08:09 AM »

Fucking queers.

Just curious, do they ever joke about Hondas/NisAnd because I'm an intellectual being, /whatever there?

They consistently have the gayest trends on the internet.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 11:13:55 AM »

I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.


+1, would be badass if the hood wasn't rusted  :-\
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 11:43:16 AM »

I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.

+1 and the gas cap is gay also...
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 03:53:31 PM »

Fucking queers.

Just curious, do they ever joke about Hondas/NisAnd because I'm an intellectual being, /whatever there?

They consistently have the gayest trends on the internet.
lol they hate on honda/nisAnd because I'm an intellectual being,  everything over there. its ridiculous all they talk about is how low to the ground they can get before they bust there oil pan. and when they do they think there so cool.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 12:59:44 AM »

I wish I still had the pics of the golf where the guy who filled his motor mounts with concrete  :?:

People do some dumbass shit to there cars.



Dumbass, should have reinforced it with rebar.

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2010, 09:31:28 PM »

what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2010, 09:36:50 PM »

what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

Caleb, moving on...
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2010, 11:37:55 PM »

what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

The kind that have nothing better to do than to trip a body panel, let it rust, then have it cleared.
People with bad taste, too much time, a Nazi mobile, and too many supplies/money.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2010, 11:53:10 PM »

isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?

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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2010, 12:24:39 AM »

isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?

The crumple zone is just going to be crumplier.  Cool points at the local all-male dance club > safety.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2010, 01:16:19 AM »

what kinda homo thinks a rusted ass hood looks cool?

bump, because no one has answered this fundamental question yet.

that & chalkboard hoods are the cat's meow over there. A VW friend of mine constantly hates on Honda's and imports in general, but mostly honda's. He thinks the rusted hoods are "kinda cool" and thinks that cars with pink roofs and checkered ceiling panels (there was such a car on vortex that he showed me that he also liked. Rest of the car was all black exterior/interior fyi, gorgeous other than the checkered/pink parts).
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2010, 01:25:05 AM »

isnt that dangerous to cut that much out of the frame?

No, it's a VW.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2010, 01:31:42 AM »

I like the rusted hoods.

I might start a rusted engine bay trend.
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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2010, 04:11:14 AM »

What is this tire streching I keep seeing. Why do they do this? Im just wondering the real reason? Is it that they want to run a dished wheel and it would rub so bad they need to put a smaller tire on to not rub or what?


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Re: The Kotex is awesome.
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2010, 04:20:18 AM »

I kinda like the look of the flat green golf, on the audi wheels. I don't care for the hood though.

+1 and the gas cap is gay also...

Don't care for the roof
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