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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on April 28, 2009, 07:40:53 PM

Title: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 28, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
I just sneezed.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 28, 2009, 07:43:34 PM
me too, we're all damned
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Tim on April 28, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
I've been pissing out my ass all day vomitted after lunch.  I think i'm a couple steps ahead of you.  Just a little more work to do before I can catch my plane to TX tomorrow and take as many of those fuckers with me. (close enough to mexico for me)
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Tim on April 28, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day
My family keeps randomly getting this shit after the weekend you crashed on our footon then got horridly sick the following day.
YOU GAVE US SWINE FLU!!! >:(
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: catsman50 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM
I just farted am I fucked now?
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: j.h.christ on April 28, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
Quote from: catsman50 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM
I just farted am I fucked now?

if it didn't make any noise and smells like jizz, i'd say you were in fact just fucked.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: fysh on April 28, 2009, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: catsman50 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM
I just farted am I fucked now?

fucked is usually in not out.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 08:46:12 PM
Quote from: Tim on April 28, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day
My family keeps randomly getting this shit after the weekend you crashed on our footon then got horridly sick the following day.
YOU GAVE US SWINE FLU!!! >:(

hell naw im always sickly but im not contagious, none of my roommates ever catch shit from my diseased ass
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Evan on April 28, 2009, 09:45:43 PM
grabs shotgun. gtfo sick people  >:( :somb:
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: hotrex on April 28, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
send my holset before u die please
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Ntrain2k on April 29, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
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Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: 92CXyD on April 29, 2009, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Ntrain2k on April 29, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
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Cool mask  :yes: :noel: ;D
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: RotaryGeek on April 29, 2009, 01:57:18 PM
The first death in texas just happened about an hour and a half from me. A 23 month old kid. Now i dont want to take my 2 month old out anywhere. Fuck this stuff.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: notfastcrx on April 29, 2009, 02:01:57 PM
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day

me too but i'm just hung over...
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Robb on April 29, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Bump for teh pandemic.  :somb:
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 29, 2009, 07:59:01 PM
lol
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 29, 2009, 09:09:34 PM
Quote from: RotaryGeek on April 29, 2009, 01:57:18 PM
The first death in texas just happened about an hour and a half from me. A 23 month old kid.

Mexican kid.  They don't run to the doctor over a sniffle like other ethnicities.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: Jorsher on April 29, 2009, 09:10:12 PM
HUNTSVILLE REPPIN' DA SWINE VIRUS YEEEAAAHH BOI!!

http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=10275703 (http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=10275703)

They closed all the schools.  2 confirmed and a few more with symptoms.

They need to send me home from work and take some precautionary measures.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 10:31:21 PM
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SWINE FLEW! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: crttaz on April 29, 2009, 10:34:43 PM
average 100 people die each day in the US from normal flu.......
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: buk9tp on April 29, 2009, 10:37:03 PM
Quote from: crttaz on April 29, 2009, 10:34:43 PM
average 100 people die each day in the US from normal flu.......

and 10 people die each day in the US from BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: turbogeek on May 01, 2009, 01:03:18 AM
the jews and muslims will inherit the earth lol





and then irradiate it.
Title: Re: Bye, guys! I have swine flu.
Post by: LSD Motorsports on May 01, 2009, 02:25:00 AM
Quote from: turbogeek on May 01, 2009, 01:03:18 AM
the jews and muslims will inherit the earth lol





and then irradiate it.

Well, im sure they will be to busy desimating one another that Earth will be just fine. Im eating Bacon tomorrow, the hell with Swine Flu !