Topic: Bye, guys! I have swine flu. (Read 3654 times)

Joseph Davis · « **on:** April 28, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »

I just sneezed.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:43:34 PM »

me too, we're all damned

Tim · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:44:34 PM »

I've been pissing out my ass all day vomitted after lunch. I think i'm a couple steps ahead of you. Just a little more work to do before I can catch my plane to TX tomorrow and take as many of those fuckers with me. (close enough to mexico for me)

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM »

i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day

Tim · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:05:30 PM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM

i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day

My family keeps randomly getting this shit after the weekend you crashed on our footon then got horridly sick the following day.
YOU GAVE US SWINE FLU!!!

catsman50 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM »

I just farted am I fucked now?

j.h.christ · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:25:40 PM »

Quote from: catsman50 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM

I just farted am I fucked now?

if it didn't make any noise and smells like jizz, i'd say you were in fact just fucked.

fysh · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:36:44 PM »

Quote from: catsman50 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:49 PM

I just farted am I fucked now?

fucked is usually in not out.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Tim on April 28, 2009, 08:05:30 PM

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day
My family keeps randomly getting this shit after the weekend you crashed on our footon then got horridly sick the following day.
YOU GAVE US SWINE FLU!!!

hell naw im always sickly but im not contagious, none of my roommates ever catch shit from my diseased ass

Evan · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:45:43 PM »

grabs shotgun. gtfo sick people

:somb:

hotrex · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2009, 10:19:01 PM »

send my holset before u die please

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:50:30 AM »

92CXyD · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:08:38 PM »

Quote from: Ntrain2k on April 29, 2009, 11:50:30 AM

Cool mask :yes:

;D

RotaryGeek · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:57:18 PM »

The first death in texas just happened about an hour and a half from me. A 23 month old kid. Now i dont want to take my 2 month old out anywhere. Fuck this stuff.

notfastcrx · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:01:57 PM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 28, 2009, 07:46:18 PM

i have a horrible headache and been sneezing and mucusey all day

me too but i'm just hung over...

Robb · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2009, 07:54:01 PM »

Bump for teh pandemic. :somb:

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 07:59:01 PM »

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:09:34 PM »

Quote from: RotaryGeek on April 29, 2009, 01:57:18 PM

The first death in texas just happened about an hour and a half from me. A 23 month old kid.

Mexican kid. They don't run to the doctor over a sniffle like other ethnicities.

Jorsher · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:10:12 PM »

HUNTSVILLE REPPIN' DA SWINE VIRUS YEEEAAAHH BOI!!

http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=10275703

They closed all the schools. 2 confirmed and a few more with symptoms.

They need to send me home from work and take some precautionary measures.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:31:21 PM »

SWINE FLEW! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!

crttaz · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:34:43 PM »

average 100 people die each day in the US from normal flu.......

buk9tp · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:37:03 PM »

Quote from: crttaz on April 29, 2009, 10:34:43 PM

average 100 people die each day in the US from normal flu.......

and 10 people die each day in the US from BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

turbogeek · « **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:03:18 AM »

the jews and muslims will inherit the earth lol

and then irradiate it.

LSD Motorsports · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:25:00 AM »

Quote from: turbogeek on May 01, 2009, 01:03:18 AM

the jews and muslims will inherit the earth lol

and then irradiate it.

Well, im sure they will be to busy desimating one another that Earth will be just fine. Im eating Bacon tomorrow, the hell with Swine Flu !

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