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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 02:52:41 PM

Title: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 02:52:41 PM
if you don't know your limits.

so we all go out for my birthday. hooters - club - club. this cool guy comes along (friend of a friend), 21 and has no idea what his drinking limits are yet. the hooters girl sucks him into two solo pitchers. girl bartender at the first club mixes ungodly strong mixed drinks (my jack and coke tasted like whiskey with a splash of coke).

girl bartender at second club. holy fucking hell. about 5'9, thin, legs long as heaven, huge expencive tit job. so this guy has no idea how this works.... we buy our first round she and her friend pick us out immediately and start shoveling the free alcohol. it was ugly... "spilling" the water in the alcohol bottle all over her big tits, went to the bathroom & came back with a nipple peaking out for half an hour. i take advantage of the freebies and slow my ass down. this poor clueless mother fucker just shovels that shit in as fast as she can pour it up.


the point this guy could not walk and had to lean against the bar / other people does the bitch cut him off? hell fucking no. she lines him up four more shots!

well thanks bitch, now he's got alcohol poisoning. 15 minutes into the car ride home the bitch starts puking, 20 minutes into it he's colvulsing and is in/boarderline shock by the time we get him to the emergency room.









needless to say, for those of you who don't know. dont drink too much, you're not a fucking sick drain.
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 02:55:34 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
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Post by: chris on May 16, 2009, 02:58:15 PM
To bad he didnt die
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 03:40:44 PM
No pics of said bartender and obliterated buddy = fail
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Post by: danz on May 16, 2009, 03:48:45 PM
i was drinking 40s in parks at 13....  i guess its good to start young so u dont look like a complete jack ass when you are able to drink in public
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 03:49:42 PM
i was drinking 40s in parks at 13....  i guess its good to start young so u dont look like a complete jack ass when you are able to drink in public
got that right
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Sinister on May 16, 2009, 05:02:56 PM
So wait, your friend is a dumbass who got free alcohol and you're complaining why?
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 05:14:31 PM
exactly,
and he didn't take pics to validate
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Post by: shadow on May 16, 2009, 05:15:20 PM
probably his car that got barfed on
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Post by: ironcrx on May 16, 2009, 05:16:57 PM
better him than you. oh well. free booze and get to oogle her tits more.  :yes:
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Post by: E-b0la on May 16, 2009, 05:18:22 PM
fuck your friend, we need pics of the bartender's tits.
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 16, 2009, 06:37:33 PM
hot bartender gives me free booze, im hitting that shit.
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 06:51:38 PM
hot bartender gives me free booze, im hitting that shit.
+1
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Post by: Joseph Davis on May 16, 2009, 07:21:28 PM
You buddy should forward the ER bill to the hot bartender's place of employment.
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 07:39:30 PM
He should accept the fact thats he's a weak drunk and return to the establishment for more punishement

and follow up with pics
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 07:45:22 PM
trying to see if anyone has pics of the bartender

i did get a pic of him messing up some nice BFG mud-terrain's on a very clean Z71

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv414%2FToysrme%2F0516090201.jpg&hash=8ca613165f5f41b26a071bb1356fc0ba1762ceb8)
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: bryantaylor on May 16, 2009, 08:03:40 PM
every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 08:09:32 PM
where do you live?
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 16, 2009, 08:24:45 PM
every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

same thing i thought when i seen that. maybe she thinks the same way?
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: BoostedSchemes on May 16, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
hes a pussy... when i got alcohol poisoning last semester my buddy was too wasted to care and just dragged me around downtown while i was shaking and passing out... then he passed out and i drove home after vomiting for many hours straight with my head out the window drooling vomit and blood  :noel:


still though that shit is scary
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 08:43:00 PM
Am I the only one who noticed it looks like daylight in the picture. 
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on May 16, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
looks like typical shitty blue light outside a bar
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Post by: Conceptz-X on May 16, 2009, 08:51:56 PM
ok, just seemed a little bright for a shitty cell pic
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 16, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

Keep your dick touching fantasies to yourself.  We know you drive a Miata, dude, you don't have to spell it out for us.
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 16, 2009, 09:26:00 PM
every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

Keep your dick touching fantasies to yourself.  We know you drive a Miata, dude, you don't have to spell it out for us.

LMAO
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Teg2boo on May 16, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
Thats why I only drink beer. I can drink 15 beers, but at the moment I drink 40% alchool I start to do crazy shit, I puke and I don't remember.
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 16, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
yeah i can normally drink beer all night and never get drunk enough to do stupid shit and usually remember most, latley ive been throwing some "pre-funk" 40's of Hurricane into the mix and i find myself wakign up haveing flashbacks of a crazy night that was supposedly had by me from what everyone else says.

i was gonna make a funny post about my cinco de mayo adventure but decided not too, woudl have been too long. dont remember much anyways, just know that it ended up with me calling my ex gf from a town about 20 miles away at 6:30am askign for a ride lol. it was the only number i could remember
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: 90boostdaccord on May 16, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
you're friend sounds like an idiot
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on May 16, 2009, 10:41:17 PM
you're friend sounds like an idiot

you're an idiot

YOUR FRIEND SOUNDS AWESOME DID HE VOTE FOR OBAMA
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 16, 2009, 10:50:20 PM
parked in a seldom used free lot behind the building that for the most part only staff used. lot of bright lighting there.
well, i knew him for about an hour and a half before we hit the clubs, but being a country boy from alabama its a safe bet he either voted republican, or he refused to vote on the basis of not supporting a black president.

so no comment, all i know is he got me a pitcher at hooters before i showed up (never met him) no charge, grabbed my the first round at the first club, wouldn't let me pay him back so... cool guy.


jeff sounds like a great night and a terrible morning
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: bryantaylor on May 16, 2009, 11:01:02 PM
where do you live?
Florida

and i love you JD
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Kenny Rogers on May 17, 2009, 12:59:38 PM
Experience is the best teacher.  This guy fround his limit, lesson learned. 
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Post by: MTZ on May 17, 2009, 07:09:43 PM
To bad he didnt die

x2
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Post by: fork on May 17, 2009, 07:54:56 PM
Your friend is an idiot.  Maybe he will learn something from his experience.  I was at a bachelor party at put in bay this weekend.  I started drinking Friday at 6 am on the way there and made it until 2.  Yesterday we started at noon and made it until 4.  We were in one bar for 10 hours straight which is a new personal best. 
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Toysrme on May 17, 2009, 10:38:20 PM
hey man i started before noon friday and we left the last club around 2:30. 30min drive across town to get home and i hit up one more glass of very hard, very fermented lemonade. :)
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: 88dx on May 17, 2009, 10:59:52 PM
I passed out last night hugging my 24oz tall can  :noel:
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Post by: Teg2boo on May 17, 2009, 11:16:12 PM
The last staff party I had we started drinking at 4h pm and finished at 6am and I always had a drink in my hands. Since I drink pretty fast I think I drank like 15+ beers and some 40% (4-5 drink/shooter). When I woke up at 10am I was fucking wasted. I had blood on my shoes and scratch on my 2 legs lol I never know what happend, but I know I didnt fight. 40% is a big no no after 15 beers. Btw, the beer here isnt budlight lime and coorslight, we have real man beer here LOL

Two weeks ago I went to Adirondack in NYS (to do hiking) and I asked a red beer to the barman at the hotel. The guy is like "a what?", "red beer" I said, "We don't have red beer and the only beer that looks like red is a lager". So I took the lager. Man, it was like I was drinking water budlight has more taste than this shit. Conclusion, US beer sucks. And he asked for my ID while they were in the room. At this time I forgot it was 21 to drink there... He kinda pissed me off at this time. Well I'm drunk now that why I tell you this story. :P
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: fork on May 17, 2009, 11:42:51 PM
theres plenty of good beer here, just not made by bud miller or coors.  There are plenty of good micro brews.  Were you french canadian right?  The only good candian beer I know is unibroue
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Post by: Teg2boo on May 17, 2009, 11:56:42 PM
Yeah I'm from Quebec. Unibroue ftw.  Still a bit more expensive then other brand tho, but at least you don't drink water. I would like to see your micro brews! Maybe if there is a rhmt meet on the east side... If theres a meet I'll bring full of unibroue beers since its cheaper here :) Boréale and Belle Gueule are good too, but they are bigger so they taste a more like other big brand (still better).
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Post by: Toysrme on May 18, 2009, 01:49:15 AM
chug some water before you pass out, hangover = massive dehydration, no massive dehydration = little / no hangover
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Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 18, 2009, 03:02:08 AM
Yeah I'm from Quebec. Unibroue ftw.  Still a bit more expensive then other brand tho, but at least you don't drink water. I would like to see your micro brews! Maybe if there is a rhmt meet on the east side... If theres a meet I'll bring full of unibroue beers since its cheaper here :) Boréale and Belle Gueule are good too, but they are bigger so they taste a more like other big brand (still better).

Shut up you fucking Canadian.
Title: Re: beware of fake tittie bartenders
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 18, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
Francis, bring good beer and I'll introduce you to our good beer.
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Post by: Teg2boo on May 18, 2009, 06:51:34 PM
Francis, bring good beer and I'll introduce you to our good beer.


Deal.