Topic: beware of fake tittie bartenders (Read 5696 times)

Toysrme · « **on:** May 16, 2009, 02:52:41 PM »

if you don't know your limits.

so we all go out for my birthday. hooters - club - club. this cool guy comes along (friend of a friend), 21 and has no idea what his drinking limits are yet. the hooters girl sucks him into two solo pitchers. girl bartender at the first club mixes ungodly strong mixed drinks (my jack and coke tasted like whiskey with a splash of coke).

girl bartender at second club. holy fucking hell. about 5'9, thin, legs long as heaven, huge expencive tit job. so this guy has no idea how this works.... we buy our first round she and her friend pick us out immediately and start shoveling the free alcohol. it was ugly... "spilling" the water in the alcohol bottle all over her big tits, went to the bathroom & came back with a nipple peaking out for half an hour. i take advantage of the freebies and slow my ass down. this poor clueless mother fucker just shovels that shit in as fast as she can pour it up.

the point this guy could not walk and had to lean against the bar / other people does the bitch cut him off? hell fucking no. she lines him up four more shots!

well thanks bitch, now he's got alcohol poisoning. 15 minutes into the car ride home the bitch starts puking, 20 minutes into it he's colvulsing and is in/boarderline shock by the time we get him to the emergency room.

needless to say, for those of you who don't know. dont drink too much, you're not a fucking sick drain.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:55:34 PM »

Pics or it didn't happen

chris · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:58:15 PM »

To bad he didnt die

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2009, 03:40:44 PM »

No pics of said bartender and obliterated buddy = fail

danz · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2009, 03:48:45 PM »

i was drinking 40s in parks at 13.... i guess its good to start young so u dont look like a complete jack ass when you are able to drink in public

Toysrme · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2009, 03:49:42 PM »

Quote from: danz on May 16, 2009, 03:48:45 PM

i was drinking 40s in parks at 13.... i guess its good to start young so u dont look like a complete jack ass when you are able to drink in public

got that right

Sinister · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:02:56 PM »

So wait, your friend is a dumbass who got free alcohol and you're complaining why?

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »

exactly,
and he didn't take pics to validate

shadow · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:15:20 PM »

probably his car that got barfed on

ironcrx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:16:57 PM »

better him than you. oh well. free booze and get to oogle her tits more. :yes:

E-b0la · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:18:22 PM »

fuck your friend, we need pics of the bartender's tits.

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2009, 06:37:33 PM »

hot bartender gives me free booze, im hitting that shit.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2009, 06:51:38 PM »

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on May 16, 2009, 06:37:33 PM

hot bartender gives me free booze, im hitting that shit.

+1

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:21:28 PM »

You buddy should forward the ER bill to the hot bartender's place of employment.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:39:30 PM »

He should accept the fact thats he's a weak drunk and return to the establishment for more punishement

and follow up with pics

Toysrme · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:45:22 PM »

trying to see if anyone has pics of the bartender

i did get a pic of him messing up some nice BFG mud-terrain's on a very clean Z71

bryantaylor · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:03:40 PM »

every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

Toysrme · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:09:32 PM »

where do you live?

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:24:45 PM »

Quote from: bryantaylor on May 16, 2009, 08:03:40 PM

every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

same thing i thought when i seen that. maybe she thinks the same way?

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:31:42 PM »

hes a pussy... when i got alcohol poisoning last semester my buddy was too wasted to care and just dragged me around downtown while i was shaking and passing out... then he passed out and i drove home after vomiting for many hours straight with my head out the window drooling vomit and blood

still though that shit is scary

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:43:00 PM »

Am I the only one who noticed it looks like daylight in the picture.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:50:49 PM »

looks like typical shitty blue light outside a bar

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:51:56 PM »

ok, just seemed a little bright for a shitty cell pic

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »

Quote from: bryantaylor on May 16, 2009, 08:03:40 PM

every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

Keep your dick touching fantasies to yourself. We know you drive a Miata, dude, you don't have to spell it out for us.

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:26:00 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on May 16, 2009, 08:53:40 PM

Quote from: bryantaylor on May 16, 2009, 08:03:40 PM
every time i see someone wearing flip-flops out in public i want to punch them in the dick.

Keep your dick touching fantasies to yourself. We know you drive a Miata, dude, you don't have to spell it out for us.

LMAO

Teg2boo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:32:35 PM »

Thats why I only drink beer. I can drink 15 beers, but at the moment I drink 40% alchool I start to do crazy shit, I puke and I don't remember.

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:44:17 PM »

yeah i can normally drink beer all night and never get drunk enough to do stupid shit and usually remember most, latley ive been throwing some "pre-funk" 40's of Hurricane into the mix and i find myself wakign up haveing flashbacks of a crazy night that was supposedly had by me from what everyone else says.

i was gonna make a funny post about my cinco de mayo adventure but decided not too, woudl have been too long. dont remember much anyways, just know that it ended up with me calling my ex gf from a town about 20 miles away at 6:30am askign for a ride lol. it was the only number i could remember

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #27 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:27:18 PM »

you're friend sounds like an idiot

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #28 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:41:17 PM »

Quote from: 90boostdaccord on May 16, 2009, 10:27:18 PM

you're friend sounds like an idiot

you're an idiot

YOUR FRIEND SOUNDS AWESOME DID HE VOTE FOR OBAMA

Toysrme · « **Reply #29 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:50:20 PM »

parked in a seldom used free lot behind the building that for the most part only staff used. lot of bright lighting there.
well, i knew him for about an hour and a half before we hit the clubs, but being a country boy from alabama its a safe bet he either voted republican, or he refused to vote on the basis of not supporting a black president.

so no comment, all i know is he got me a pitcher at hooters before i showed up (never met him) no charge, grabbed my the first round at the first club, wouldn't let me pay him back so... cool guy.

jeff sounds like a great night and a terrible morning

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