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Title: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 12, 2009, 09:43:51 PM
Starting next Friday we're going to have our very own Friar's Roast, only not so fucking gay.  Face facts, it's fun to dogpile on somebody, so we're going to do this right.

ITT we nominate ourselves if we have a death wish, or someone we find richly deserving of our love/hate.   Tomorrow or Sunday (my discretion) I'll make a poll thread so we can figure out who RHMT wants to see roasted the most, and I'll mix that up so we don't run through all the popular ones first.  I *will* give priority to people who volunteer a personal photo that we can shop or otherwise mock.

Go!
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: QikEnuF on June 12, 2009, 09:47:12 PM
Haha. I'll nominate myself.  Pics forthcoming tomorrow
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 12, 2009, 10:23:18 PM
i nominate JD
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 1991civicsi on June 12, 2009, 10:55:16 PM
Sounds fun
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: dvst8r on June 12, 2009, 11:04:39 PM
I doubt that I am interesting enough to roast.  :-\
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: highroller54 on June 12, 2009, 11:12:23 PM
I doubt that I am interesting enough to roast.  :-\

Same but this sounds fun  :)
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: blade8r on June 12, 2009, 11:12:58 PM
I doubt that I am interesting enough to roast.  :-\
yea quite true mud is more interesting then you.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: colt45 on June 12, 2009, 11:16:28 PM
i nominate JD
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: BoostedSchemes on June 12, 2009, 11:55:54 PM
spinning horse cocks everywehre!
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 13, 2009, 12:42:34 AM
dvst8r, highroller54, blade8r... I nominate you.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: BoostedSchemes on June 13, 2009, 12:48:19 AM
highroller is an excellent candidate, pics of his weife and complete shitheap faggot cars = game over for anyone with the sense know aaaaas asight
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 13, 2009, 12:49:19 AM
blade8r was roasted before.

Actually he's a self roaster.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 88dx on June 13, 2009, 01:14:29 AM
Xenofraud
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 1slow91hf on June 13, 2009, 01:16:19 AM
as easy as he would be to roast it wouldnt be right stomping a person that isnt even on the site

but then again this is RHMT  O0
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 88dx on June 13, 2009, 05:10:00 AM
as easy as he would be to roast it wouldnt be right stomping a person that isnt even on the site

but then again this is RHMT  O0
True I still buy parts from him so mabey i should be nice :?:
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Adam Lofton on June 13, 2009, 05:44:40 AM
I nominate 97econocacks for his homo-erogenous posts and global uselessness.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: j.h.christ on June 13, 2009, 07:29:54 AM
hotrex without a doubt

so much love/hate
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 13, 2009, 07:57:00 AM
i nominate tough gay for his sweet self coined nickname  ;)

this is a good thread idea.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: hotrex on June 13, 2009, 11:59:13 AM
im probably the best possible canidate for this on the interweb right now :noel:
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 13, 2009, 12:37:00 PM
you've been the best candidate for this since 2003
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: hotrex on June 13, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
02 nigga represent...    one of the last real mufuckin ogs left
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: bluerex on June 13, 2009, 07:31:28 PM
kain or fluff gay
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: brine04 on June 13, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
as easy as he would be to roast it wouldnt be right stomping a person that isnt even on the site

but then again this is RHMT  O0
True I still buy parts from him so mabey i should be nice :?:
pardon?
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 13, 2009, 07:55:34 PM
I was thinking the same, I think we have our first contestant
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 13, 2009, 08:37:03 PM
I'll nominate myself for the hell of it
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: crxvtec91 on June 13, 2009, 09:59:39 PM
im probably the best possible canidate for this on the interweb right now :noel:

I think you took the price with the dick car :mexi:
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 97Econobox on June 13, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
I nominate 97econocacks for his homo-erogenous posts and global uselessness.

 :-* :-*

Now that ive had time to think about it i don't know which part of your sig is more sad.  Your self coined quote or the worthless girls bike that didn't stay turbod for nearly as long as your mom stays on her knees for a 20 rock.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Adam Lofton on June 14, 2009, 10:07:05 PM
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 14, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
Any last nominations?
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: fysh on June 14, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
Pork roast.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: nig nog on June 15, 2009, 12:51:10 AM
stephen 'bozack boy' smith
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: sewell94 on June 15, 2009, 12:59:53 AM
Starting next Friday we're going to have our very own Friar's Roast, only not so fucking gay.  Face facts, it's fun to dogpile on somebody, so we're going to do this right.


  Its now monday, so whos the lucky winner??
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: blade8r on June 15, 2009, 01:18:04 AM
blade8r was roasted before.

Actually he's a self roaster.

yea was true i have been roasted before but buk is a Jihadist bastard. for doing that.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: blade8r on June 15, 2009, 01:21:39 AM
BTW i nominate Scottsi

if he's still around.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 15, 2009, 02:26:51 AM
I thought Scott was Ls1OwNzJoo or whatever gay shit he came up with this time around.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 15, 2009, 02:44:40 AM
Hey John how do I get my posts to over 9000?   :'(
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: j.h.christ on June 15, 2009, 03:19:34 AM
Hey John how do I get my posts to over 9000?   :'(

you need to buy battletoads
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 15, 2009, 03:48:08 AM
How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 15, 2009, 04:37:55 AM
the roast of bla94r aka intergalactic cambodian time traveler was epic of all epics.  A roast of me would be boring.  But if you guys would like, have a go at it.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 15, 2009, 05:11:39 AM
It wasn't as epic when you had buk asking you what was the funniest picture story he came up with for an hour and a half before he posted it.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 97Econobox on June 15, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.  Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Robb on June 15, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.

You have to eat pancakes. 
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Tim on June 15, 2009, 09:53:06 AM
How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.

You have to eat pancakes. 
I made chocalate chip oatbran pancakes for my woman the morning after taking her out for her birthday, I was such a sweetheart.

In reality we crashed at my parents house cause she was watching our son, and I got up just as my mom was cooking my nephew the pancakes and I said I'd use the rest of the batter.   Classic
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 15, 2009, 01:14:41 PM
It wasn't as epic when you had buk asking you what was the funniest picture story he came up with for an hour and a half before he posted it.

wat?
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on June 15, 2009, 01:56:31 PM
jagojohn
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Zarcorp on June 15, 2009, 05:12:11 PM
Wat?
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Adam Lofton on June 15, 2009, 11:13:42 PM
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.  Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.

Wait...so...you're black....???  O0


Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 97Econobox on June 16, 2009, 06:39:01 AM
damn i forgot about that.  guess that doesn't particularly fit there does it.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: widebody93 on June 16, 2009, 06:52:02 AM
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.   Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
Hey now faggot where that come from? But since the great blue dash hero was brought up......Josaih  I'm all in
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: fysh on June 16, 2009, 08:15:05 AM
Pot roast.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: 97Econobox on June 16, 2009, 01:15:16 PM
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.   Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
Hey now faggot where that come from? But since the great blue dash hero was brought up......Josaih  I'm all in

read it again faggot I was saying you catch hell all the time and it might be more fun to fuck with someone else for a change.  settle down cupcake.
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Post by: blade8r on June 17, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
the roast of bla94r aka intergalactic cambodian time traveler was epic of all epics.  A roast of me would be boring.  But if you guys would like, have a go at it.

bump for sig update.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2009, 04:02:25 AM
Sweet.  JD fails yet again.  We have no roast occuring.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: blade8r on June 17, 2009, 04:40:27 AM
Sweet.  JD fails yet again.  We have no roast occuring.

jd is probably making my Sweet home made beef stew. and not roasting someone
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: raiden571 on June 17, 2009, 07:09:51 AM
well, if it still hapeens, id like to see that fag hotrex get roasted.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 17, 2009, 10:54:27 AM
As long as names get thrown out, this thread remains open.
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: BoostedSchemes on June 17, 2009, 08:29:43 PM
i nominate joseph david davidson

dead beat father
waitress
statutory rapist
failed alcoholic
tuner of questionable ability
trailer trash
failed husband
lowlife degenerate
known consumer of asian american goods
a man who in his thirties can only look upon the lives of suburban teenage boys with envy and mild arousal
Title: Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 17, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
i nominate boosted94ex aka 1jztwinturbo who keeps claiming i will vouch for him after he was caught in multiple scams and theft and trying to sell blown turbos for $200 a pop claiming they are good

I nominate you for defending him.


i nominate joseph david davidson

dead beat father
waitress
statutory rapist
failed alcoholic
tuner of questionable ability
trailer trash
failed husband
lowlife degenerate
known consumer of asian american goods
a man who in his thirties can only look upon the lives of suburban teenage boys with envy and mild arousal

Half of those accusations are downright lies.  Among other things, I have not failed as an alcoholic.