:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: c0mpl3x on June 17, 2009, 01:20:50 AM

Title: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: c0mpl3x on June 17, 2009, 01:20:50 AM
whoever comes up with the best meal for less than $1, WITH alcohol included in the $1, will get $5 from me at the end of the week into their paypal

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv303%2Fc0mpl3x%2F0617090115.jpg&hash=1fccb567c97f74b3ad0c07c2163396a610a88fd4)
go!!
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: jagojon3 on June 17, 2009, 01:25:58 AM
Uh, ramen and a .20 beer, theres a meal for a quarter.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Sinister on June 17, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AoCt44LQ_C4FmdM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Ftwobites.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F12%2Framen.jpg&hash=b47dfac7d9d7a9a4705cf2d2db6209527c85db7f)

+

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myspaceantics.com%2Fimages%2Ffunny%2Fbeer-cooler.jpg&hash=2547ce58ec7c9b190c8b3f7a89dcd04dd7bca85d)

beer you stole from some 16 year old kids party

=

$0.32 meal

i can has win?
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: widebody93 on June 17, 2009, 02:30:54 AM
How about some beat up vagina meat and a heineken to wash down the filth i installed in it many of times? Sir pm me my money now
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2009, 02:54:22 AM
Eat a bunch of red meat for lunch, wash it down with beer and hard alcohol of ones choosing.  Wait for dinner time.  Shit on a plate and piss in a cup.  Dinner is served.


Winner.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: widebody93 on June 17, 2009, 03:17:40 AM
I vote that one above this post at the best answer so far
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: TorinRage on June 17, 2009, 03:27:55 AM
22oz prime rib i cut and stole from work along with a 6 pack of old milwalkie pounders i also stole from work. So in theory i made money of this
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: crttaz on June 17, 2009, 04:26:15 AM
I had this last night.

3/4 lb of spaghetti - free after coupon doubles
1 can of Hunt's Zesty Italian Sauce - free after coupon doubles
2 12oz cans of Beast Ice - $1 ($6 a 12 pack)

Enough for two HUGE plates.....
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Sinister on June 17, 2009, 04:27:48 AM
Mista Bone wins, lol
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: crttaz on June 17, 2009, 04:33:51 AM
Mista Bone wins, lol

Hey, I had to not long ago, I was THAT broke.

$20-25 to live for a week.

$10 on food like above, didn't always have coupons
$5 for gas to get to the library, to surf the net, sell shit on Ebay
$5 for Cici's pizza, all you can eat, help clean at the end of the night and get leftovers

and if it was a good week, I'd spend $5 on a 12 pack of Beast Ice.

I never took any government assistance other then the due to me unemployment for 6 months.....which went to pay child support.

Frugal, wasn't fun, but with todays economy, I'm way ahead of the rest.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: rawr on June 17, 2009, 02:56:16 PM
A glass or two of a nice cab, some moussaka, some turkish bread with a nice olive oil dip.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Robb on June 17, 2009, 04:42:51 PM
A glass or two of a nice cab, some moussaka, some turkish bread with a nice olive oil dip.

Is that on the dollar menu?  :P
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: BoostedSchemes on June 17, 2009, 07:13:48 PM
 a full 4 course meal at the china grill in nyc followed by 2 hours of heavy drinking running the company tab well over 200... fuck yea
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 17, 2009, 08:27:46 PM
Shoot a deer (or any wild animal for that matter), process and cook it yourself, steal a 6er from the neighbor when he's not looking

Total cost depends on the round of choice

My wife says a .177 pellet to kill a squirrel would be cheap (she's done it)
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: dvst8r on June 17, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
But you would have to shoot like a dozen squirrels to get enough meat to be a meal. With that being said 500 pellets are like $3
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 17, 2009, 08:37:14 PM
Depends on your shot, the wife can KO them with one shot, so 5 squirrels or so would not cost much (hell OP had a pot pie, not much food there).  Or pick something a little larger to take home.  Or just go fishing, you can find worms in the yard.  That would be cheap.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: buk9tp on June 17, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
pigeons ftmfw!

Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: realAgentMurdoc on June 17, 2009, 09:57:17 PM
i go to the homie's house and eat fo free and drink fo free!  they'll even pick me up so i use no gas.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 17, 2009, 10:02:28 PM
Main Course (unprepared) You will need a few depending how many you wish to feed
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotfunnyjunk.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fsquirrel-eating.jpg&hash=a64937b71cdab4defb16339080dbb15e88f8d68d)
Ammo
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.airgundaddy.com%2Fsites%2Fcrausch%2F_files%2FImage%2FAirgunpellets.jpg&hash=43a71482e4f0564e6ddedd9ac0a6bdb7afe84097)
Weapon
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F21W80FD0AJL._SL500_AA280_.jpg&hash=50177187e0b3a9f42bcef361b907b692b6d3cd23)
The kill
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.airgunhunters.com%2Fimages%2Fdan_squirrel3.JPG&hash=830cd5e38fde35c6ce3babe4922067e4311da5e3)
Preperation
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheadsteadi.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Fdsc_0780.jpg&hash=73ef9b0be597a71194b630fab35d6a806ed110aa)
Invite these ladies over for dinner
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyreign.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Fsexy-beer-holder.jpg&hash=903952127c9a0048e0b1667ad8cbc9c87b04598d)




Sorry, the squirrel population has diminished in numbers here due to overharvesting.  Decided to quit hunting untill a proper population has returned.

ok, not really, I don't really have the time to gather all this up so I found some pictures, but the wife has shot squirrel (defending the bird feeder) and fried it up for dinner.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: realAgentMurdoc on June 17, 2009, 10:30:13 PM
squirrel is nasty as fuck
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: realAgentMurdoc on June 17, 2009, 10:37:24 PM
they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Doug on June 17, 2009, 11:51:41 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.peapod.com%2Fc%2F7Y%2F7YOUP.jpg&hash=6985a55bf63cb3dfb4c2215b08e43ab6476818d1)

+

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beemanandkirsten.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fmisc%2Fnatural_light.jpg&hash=90832e963cf9a393b58e11b30349f0c697d9a28a)
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Passenger on June 18, 2009, 01:01:57 AM
You can't get any sort of liquor for under $1 in Canada :-[
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Corey on June 18, 2009, 01:11:56 AM
they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 

thats because even the squirrels are smart enough to get out of that shithole called california.   :noel:
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 18, 2009, 02:14:34 AM
this thread has turned from 'cheap dinner' to 'killing and eating squirrels'  Haha, I love it.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: realAgentMurdoc on June 18, 2009, 02:32:17 AM
they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 

thats because even the squirrels are smart enough to get out of that shithole called california.   :noel:

works for me.  more acorns for me to nibble on.  :P
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Sinister on June 26, 2009, 01:37:11 PM
so conceptz-x seems to be the winner, being he's the only one to NOT post google image results besides me



Everyone knows what ramen looks like, and beer too. Do you really pictures people took themselves? Or even pictures at all?
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 01:47:20 PM
so conceptz-x seems to be the winner, being he's the only one to NOT post google image results besides me



Everyone knows what ramen looks like, and beer too. Do you really pictures people took themselves? Or even pictures at all?

This thread is for broke niggers who have more time then money. So I would assume yes.

On a side note, for less then $1 I can't think of anything I would want to eat. For the $5 bounty I would goto Costco and get a Hotdog, and a pop.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: shadow on June 26, 2009, 02:27:00 PM
pfff, go to taco stand. get 2-4 tacos at a buck a peice, use whats left for booze? :yes:
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Evan on June 26, 2009, 03:35:51 PM
FREE MEAL AT MC DONALD'S (REMI GAILLARD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


then go buy your 1 dollar beer
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: 92CXyD on June 26, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
Where is Scruffy Terror on this thread he must have some ideas for this super cheap w/ alcohol contest. ;D

Since he has been posting recipes he must have one for this. ;D

BTW the vid about ripping off McDonalds is an interesting idea. :evil:
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: imburne on June 26, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
LMAO at the video!!!!
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 05:24:02 PM
That video is putting Rawr out of work.
Title: Re: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 26, 2009, 10:40:26 PM
Actually, mine were google image results, just not front page